You-no-who and who must not be named

"My Lord, I have him, Harry Potter." Wormtail stepped back and bowed low to his master's feet.

"Ah very good Wormtail, you are my greatest servant and I will reward you once I am finished with Harry, but you must leave Harry and I alone."

Voldemort looked into Harry's eyes, Harry was sure he was trying to read his mind and looked away quickly.

" Hah, I win, you lose, you are weaker then I thought." Chuckled Voldemort

"What do you mean?" said Harry " aren't you trying to read my mind?"

No, you stupid fart, have you never played the game when you look into each others eyes, to see who lasts the longest without looking away or blinking?"

"What?" shouted Harry "I know what you trying to do, you are just messing with me, playing with me likeflie that you are about to squash!"

"Of course not, who would do a thing like that?" cried voldemort

Horror struck, Voldemort walked towards Harry and pulled Harry face to face with him until they were eye to eye.

" Now we are going to play this game one last time until you win, and if you happen to do the slightest twitch of an eye lid, I an going to pull down your pants and slap your ass silly until you let me know who told you." Said voldemort

"Who told me what?" asked Harry

"Who told you that I wanted to kill you?"

Harry was amazed, all these years he had thought voldemert had been out to get him. When Wormtail had captured him and took him to Vodemort, he thought that it was defiantly the end of his life, that he was now going to be tortured, but instead Voldemort wanted to play this stupid game with him!

"Wait!" shouted Harry "All these years you have been hunting me down just to play this game?"

"Well, no, not initially." Smirked Voldemort "You see I do love playing that amusing game, but I need you to do me a huge favour, no one else can do this for me, but only you Harry."

"Me?" asked Harry

"Yes, you!" shouted Volemort " Are you deaf and weak?"

"Any way, my followers the Deatheaters tell me that people do not call me the dark lord or voldemort, but instead they say You-No-Who and who must not be named!"

"That just really pisses me off, why can't people use my name? "Are people that stupid?" "No wonder I am the most powerful wizard of all time!" "People can not remember names these days!" screamed Voldemort

"Now back to business, why I want you hear is that I need you to name me, give me an easy name for people to remember, I must be named!" People these days just don't want to name me!"

"It's really irritating, you have to understand Harry." Sighed Voldermort

"Well if I do it, will you let me free?" asked Harry

"Ah… well I suppose, I was hopping to play another round of that game, but sure" replied Voldemort

Harry quickly started thinking of a name, he first thought of ass-wipe, but changed his mind for he new that Voldimort wouldn't appreciate the name like he did.

"Aah I've got it!" cried Harry "It's simple, but it will do."

"Well what is it?" Excited Voldemort shouted

"Neal down and bow your head." Commanded Harry

Voldemort kneeled down and slowly bowed his head.

Harry took out is wand and touched Voldemort's shoulders one at a time.

"I now name you Lord Now-You now."