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AN:wOOt! The second chapter is here! But first I have to make apologies about something… Gomen! I forgot to tell that this is NOT one-shot… (But I guess you noticed it already) Luckily my friend reminded me to say about that! I think I'm gonna write 5 chapters… or more… or less… x) Anyway. Hey! Ho! Let's go!

Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist. It still belongs to Hiromu Arakawa.

Warning: Drunken Roy and his crappy pick-up lines! xD OOCness!

Lieutenant Hawkeye and Colonel Mustang were still enjoying their teas in Colonel's office. Meanwhile Al was talking to his brother who had just entered their room in the dorm.

"Where were you Nii-san?" he asked. Ed smiled and answered: "Nowhere special! Hehe…" Then he threw himself on the bed.

"You look a bit tired."

"What? I do not! I'm in a perfect shape! Anyway, what were you doing while I… was gone?"

"Ah! Nothing special but… When I went to Colonel's office I heard something interesting. Colonel and Lieutenant Hawkeye were there alone", Al said and Ed raised his head to look at him.

"Interesting…? Like… what?" he asked with a confused look.

"They were calling each other by their forenames", Al answered.

"So?"

"Well, haven't you ever noticed how close they are?"

"Um… Nope?"

"You really are blind with these things, aren't you Nii-san?", Al laughed.

"Hey! I've got something better to think about than that! And besides, it might all be just your imagination!"

"You think so? Haven't you ever even noticed how Lieutenant Hawkeye is always rescuing Colonel?"

"It's her job… She's always babysitting him… Poor girl…"

"You're right… But Colonel is the only one she makes tea for… And I think they feel something for each other…" Al finished. The room went silent for a second. Suddenly Ed got this, 'I got something really evil in my mind' expression on his face.

"Oh really?" he asked with a smirk. "Are they still in the office?"

"I think so. Why? You have this weird look on your face, Nii-san…"

"Great! I'll be back soon!" with that said, Ed vanished from the room.

'I hope he's not going to do anything stupid', Al thought.

At the same time Hawkeye and Mustang were (finally) finishing their drinks.

"Give me your cup. I'll take these back to the kitchen", she said and rose from the sofa.

"Are you leaving already?" Roy panicked. Hawkeye laughed and took the cup from him.

"No, you know I'm coming back… We still have work to do!"

"But we're having lunch soon, so I thought that you're leaving somewhere to eat…" the black haired man explained.

"I always eat in the military canteen. I just don't eat with you because you are a state alchemist. I'm not allowed to come there, Roy", Hawkeye said with a smile. "Besides, we still have about ten minutes before the break starts…" she went to the door to leave, except there was no door.

"What the-?"

"What? What's wrong? Hey, where's the door!" Mustang yelled.

"That's what I wanna know."

"I swear it was there today!" he continued his 'ranting'.

"It was. It looks like someone has used alchemy on the door when we didn't notice", Riza said calmly. Maybe it was Ed or someone else who was pulling a prank on them.

"Don't worry, Riza. I'll get us out from here!" Roy stated and raised his hand, which now had a glove on.

"I hope you're not thinking about burning the wall." Riza muttered. Roy looked him with a surprised look. He still had his arm up but he didn't do anything. He was quiet for a few seconds then he finally spoke.

"What's wrong with that? We have to get out anyway… And this is the best choice to do! There's no other way out!"

"No, it's not Colonel. I'm sorry to disagree with you, but I don't think you want to pay for that! And there isanother way out." Roy was silent again. He just looked at Riza like she was some kind of weird creature that had just landed in front of him. She rolled her eyes and sighed.

"The window! We can go out from the window and go ask Ed to transmute the door back to its place!" Roy was still silent. 'Has he lost his mind or something? He still has his arm raised…' Riza thought.

"So… Ed did this!" he finally asked and lowered his hand. Riza sighed and let her head fall.

"I didn't say that, Colonel. I don't know if he did this or not. I just said that he could transmute the door back!"

"Oh! Okay… But isn't this room a bit too high?"

"Colonel… We're in the first floor… You're supposed to know the place!" Riza said through gritted teeth. Roy laughed nervously for a while and mumbled something about that he was only testing Riza and that he did knew the military building inside out. Riza doubted that.

"So, let's go..!"

Ten minutes later (after Riza and Roy had argued about which one of them was going to climb out first) they finally got out. Roy first and then Riza, who had wanted to go first but Roy had demanded that he'd go first so he could catch Riza if she fell.

"See! It wasn't that hard!" Roy said with a smile. Riza looked at him for a while and laughed.

"You're not the one to talk! You almost fell! And from the first floor!" Roy's smiled disappeared for a second. Then it was replaced with a silent laughter.

"You're right. Well, now that we finally got out, we should go eat. The lunch has started already. I'm going to go to the tavern for a drink and grab something to eat. You wanna come too?" He asked.

"No, I'm gonna eat at the canteen. And you shouldn't go either. The day isn't over yet", Riza signified her opinion with a harsh look. 'Eep! She's scary today!' Roy thought. 'I have to… I have to say something wise so she won't tackle me to the ground again…'

"I'm just gonna have one drink and eat. It's not like I'm gonna get drunk!" Now, Riza gave him a suspicious look. 'Damn… shouldn't have said THAT!'

"I swear! I'm your beloved Colonel! You can trust me!" Roy said and raised his hands with a serious look. After he had said that he wanted to hit himself, and he so he did. Mentally. 'Beloved? What the heck am I saying? Ah, who cares?'

"Beloved..? Okay… Well, if you really say that you won't get drunk I'll let you go… But remember that you still have paper work and other stuff to do. So come back on time, please?" Riza reminded him. Roy nodded and turned to leave when Black Hayate ran to them and barked happily. Havoc came right after him and waved his hand.

"Yo! Going to eat, Hawkeye?" he asked and Riza nodded a yes. "How about you, Colonel?"

" I'm going to the tavern. See ya later!" Roy said and headed for the gates that led to the East City center.

"But… you still have work… Lieutenant Hawkeye, why didn't you stop him?" Havoc worried.

"I tried to. But you know how stubborn Colonel is…"

"Yes. Well then, shall we go and poison our stomachs?"

One hour later the lunch break was over and Riza returned to Colonel's office. Only to find Ed leaning on the door or to be exact, on the spot that used to have a door.

"Kuso, you got out after all", he said with a smirk.

"So after all, it wasyou who did it", Riza answered and grinned also. Ed pushed himself off the wall and laughed.

"I guess I should transmute the door back so you'll get back to work. Where's Colonel by the way?" Ed clapped his hands together and then moved back to face the wall.

"You haven't seen him? Well, I guess he's already inside or then he's still in the tavern. I guess the latter." Riza watched as the old, familiar door appeared to its place.

"Tavern? What the heck is he doing at the tavern during working hours?"

"He went to eat. And drink. I'll get him back later", she muttered.

"You know what Lieutenant. You should be stricter with him. You're the only one who can do that so that he really obeys", said Al who was walking down the hallway.

"Including Fuhrer and other people that have a higher rank", Riza corrected.

"Well, that doesn't count. I think you should go get him… I'm sure he's waiting for you already", he said and Riza was sure that he smiled, although armours can't smile. (AN: unless you're as sane as I am and you actually see armours smiling, Trent Reznor walking towards you, statues (and other stuff that shouldn't be moving) moving and huge bugs running next to you… I'm completely sane.)

"Nii-san, I've been looking for you. This mister with short, dark hair and purple eyes, wearing a long coat and… actually he was wearing a hat so I didn't see clearly if he had long or short hair… Somehow he looked rather familiar… Anyway, he was asking for you. I think he said his name was Elliot", Al continued. Ed face went pale as he heard that. Riza was about to laugh, Ed's expression was priceless.

"What? When? Is he still there?" he 'eeped'

"Actually, he's right behind you. Hi Elliot-san! Nice to see you again!" Al said happily. Ed jumped and turned around yelling: "You! What do you want NOW?" The young man just grinned and waved his arm to Al and said "You too Alphonse-kun!"

Riza looked from the boy to Ed. 'This is getting interesting. Shame that Colonel's not here to see this.' She smiled.

"You didn't answer my question!" Ed yelled some more. Instead of answering, the young boy turned to Riza and bowed.

"Nice to meet you. I'm… Elliot. Lieutenant Hawkeye, I presume?"

"Why, yes. I am. Nice to meet you too." She said and bowed too. Politeness was something that her parents had taught her since she was a little girl. At this point Ed was fuming.

"Are you listening to me! I asked, what are you doing here?" he now screamed.

"Shh… Don't yell chibi-san. I just wanted to be polite and introduce myself." Elliot said with a low voice. Riza knew that if there was something that got Ed really mad, it was when he was being called small. Or runt… or chibi… or midget… Ah, the list goes on…

"Don't call me that! I am not small! Now! Answer my question!" he screamed even louder. Suddenly Elliot grabbed Ed's collar and pulled him right to his face.

"Shh… you're drawing attention to yourself and us… I'm here to-" Riza didn't hear the last part because Elliot whispered it into Ed's ear. But the expression Ed got, explained it all. Almost. Al looked terrified, well as terrified as armour can look. (AN: insert lovely Al surprised expression)

"Again?" Ed asked. He had finally calmed down a bit. Elliot nodded and turned to face Al.

"I'm really sorry Alphonse-kun but I have to borrow you aniki for… let's say few hours."

"Hey! I didn't say I'm coming!"

"No one's asking you. You are coming." Riza shook her head. She had forgot that she still had work to do. And so had Roy.

"I'm going. I have work to do. See you!" she said and opened the door to the room, leaving Ed, Elliot and still silent Al to argue. Inside she watched her clock.

'Kuso, where's Colonel? He's still not back and it's already… 17.30…' she thought. 'Well, if he's not back in an hour, I'll go and get him back. Until then, I shall work.'

Riza sat down and started to flick through the big pile of papers that were on Colonel's desk. All of them were the kind she could take care of. Until Mustang came. If he'd come. Though it wasn't like him to NOT come back when and if he said so. She pulled the uppermost paper from the pile when this "crazy" and "farfetched" idea hit her.

'Oh, I get it… He met someone. I'm sure he met a hot girl or something.' Hawkeye thought bitterly as she started to read the first report. 'No, he wouldn't do that during working hours… Wait. Yes, he would. Damn that man that is my "beloved" Colonel.'

One hour later Lieutenant Havoc came in without knocking the door. He looked bored and careless with the tobacco in his mouth. Black Hayate came right after him wagging his tail happily.

"Where's Mustang?" he asked with a slight interest. Then he looked around as if Roy would suddenly jump from the closet or from somewhere else.

"Colonel's not back yet" Riza muttered while she signed the fifteenth paper. Though she wasn't counting them…

"Huh? That's weird. Luckily it's been a quiet day! Anyway, your day is over, aren't you going home? You could go and check if he's still in the tavern at the same time."

"Is it that much already? Well, I'll finish these and then I'll go", Riza said and pointed to the small pile which had about seven papers in it. Havoc sighed but nodded then.

"Fine. But leave after that. You shouldn't do overtime work. See ya and good night!" After that he left the room with a wave of hand. Riza muttered a 'good night' though she knew Havoc couldn't hear her anymore.

The seven papers later, the clock was already 19.00 and over. Riza put the papers she had read and signed into one pile on the right side of the table and the other papers to the left side. Then she stood up and woke up Black Hayate who was sleeping.

"I guess I'll take you home first and then I'll get Roy back", she yawned. On her way out she wished a good bye (and a good night) to Lieutenant Breda, Warrant Officer Farman and Sergeant Major Fury who were walking with Havoc.

After she had driven Black Hayate back to her apartment she left again. This time she headed for the tavern she thought Colonel would be in. And she wasn't wrong. Right as she stepped in the tavern she could see a mop of black hair that was familiar to her. The shining, deep black hair (AN: shining, deep black? oO) that were the center of the attention. 'What the heck am I thinking?' Riza thought as she marched to Roy.

"Roy, I'm here to take you home", she said demandingly. The bartender was as surprised as Roy was. He turned around and said in a really drunken voice.

"Well, good evening prrretty girl, how do you know my name?" Riza sighed.

"I happen to have known you for a few years now."

"Oh? Oh yeah! I know you, you're Riza! You look really nice in your normal clothes!"

"Roy, these are my working clothes", she muttered angrily.

"You know what? I've got exactly same clothes as MY working clothes. You work at the military?"

"I AM your subordinate", Riza noted.

"Oh… You've got reaaally pretty eyes. Do you come here often?" Roy asked a rather random question.

"No, I came here just to take you back home."

"A-ha… Why?"

"Roy, you're drunk."

"I swear to drunk I'm not god!" he yelled.

"Yeah, yeah. You ARE drunk."

"I'm not god!" he yelled again

"Do you even believe in god?"

"Of course! It's a great medicine! I use it everytime I've got a headache!"

"Whatever, I'm taking you home. NOW!" Riza shouted. She had had enough.

"Okay. You know where I live?" Roy asked. Riza didn't answer, she just grabbed Mustang's hand and nodded a good bye to the bartender, who surprisingly (or not) was still a bit surprised. Then she marched quickly out of the tavern pulling a very drunken Roy after her. Outside she opened the car door and forced Roy to sit down in the car. (He was very eager to walk. Riza doubted he remembered where he lived at the moment.). After a while she started the car and drove to Mustang's apartment. Fortunately she knew where he lived.

Outside Colonel's apartment she had to face few more problems. Roy wasn't capable to open the door. He just giggled, which was rather scary, while he tried to stuck the key into the keyhole.

"Let me", Riza growled finally and grabbed the key from him. She opened the door quickly and helped Roy into his apartment.

"Umm… could you help me with my shoes?" Roy asked like a little kid, though he sounded more like a drunken teenager.

"Fine", she muttered and steadied Roy while he took his shoes off, his tongue peeking out from his mouth. 'I should help him to bed. How did he get this drunk?' Five minutes later Roy was out of his shoes and military coat. Riza took him to his bedroom where Roy started to take of his clothes without caring if she was there or not. Hawkeye just turned quickly around. 'Doesn't he think what he's doing at all?' Suddenly Roy grabbed her shoulder to steady himself. 'Okay, this can't do. I just have to make him go to sleep now. He'll take off all of his clothes otherwise.' Slowly she turned around to see -much to her relief- that Roy still had his trousers on.

"Ok, let's put you to bed now", she mumbled quickly and helped Roy next to his bed.

"But I still have my trousers on", he protested.

"That's too bad. It's gonna be a cold night. You'll need them", she lied and pushed Roy closer to his bed. Suddenly Roy lost his balance and fell down to his bed dragging Riza after him. Immediately Mustang wound his arms around Hawkeye and mumbled something about how warm she was and how he was glad that he had someone to spend the night with.

"Umm, Roy. Could you please let go of me?" she asked nicely but there was no response.

"Roy?" then she heard snoring. 'He fell asleep? Damn, he fell asleep!' she thought and tried to get out of Roy's grip. The attempt was useless as he only tightened his grip.

'Kuso!' Riza yelled in her mind. 'I guess I have to wait 'til he's relaxed enough.' Fortunately she had taken her shoes off because judging from Colonel's death grip, he wasn't about to let go anytime soon.

Soon enough Riza fell asleep Roy still holding her.

AN: Bwahahahaaaaaaa! Oh my, without the author's notes and other crap this chapter was 3038 words long oO And yes, some of you may think that it's not that much, but for me, it is! I ALWAYS get sidetracked and then I start to write about Ed, Al and some random person (hehe… he's not that random to tell the truth…) and I forget that Riza and Roy are still there! Anyway… I think you'll have to wait a looooong time for the third chapter. Haha! Now to explain some things… I got this 'I swear to drunk I'm not god!' thingy from an icon that had Roy and the text in it. So the copyright belongs to this random person who did the icon. And for your information, I have no beta and I was too tired to check this out for more than once. I wrote this chapter always at the evening, or night, to be exact. So there. I'll beta this later and post it again if it needs it. Until the next chapter!