Burns: Son of Hell
Burns strode along the river's edge, followed by his vampiric spawn, Theresa and Arlene.
"Blah! Curse that Edna Krabbappel! If she hadn't shown up with that bag of fresh garlic from the farmer's market, my revenge would have been complete! Now my fourth victim is alive, my one good patsy near death thanks to your appetite, Arlene, and both are beyond my reach in St. Aloysius' Catholic Hospital!"
"Isn't Felicia still your slave? Why not send her?" asked Theresa
"Fool! Every constable in this county is searching for her! Blah!" Burns grabbed her and seized her throat in his maw. He tore his head away, pulling out her veins and larynx. Blood spurting, she fell to the ground. He pulled her limp figure up, and with a second bite, broke her spinal column, severing her head. Casting the two halves of Theresa aside, he turned on Arlene. She backed away, pleading, begging. Burns' eyes glowed like embers. He seized her in his vicelike grip, staring into her very mind. He hefted her up, and threw her into the river. She was destroyed instantly, reduced to a mere corpse.
"Hmmph!" Burns huffed, then turned and stalked away.