Since I know I'll probably be all busy and crap for a while, I figured I'd write this chapter now rather than later, so you won't be waiting a month for it like last time. Much thanks to my devoted readers. (Who'd have thought my first fanfiction would be so successful?) Snoogans.

Cyborg pulled the car off the freeway onto a dusty intersection. The car continued down a narrow road, passing miles of flat green farm fields before turning off onto a bumpy dirt road.

Meanwhile, in a hidden underground facility, about a hundred people rushed frantically to and fro. They pushed buttons, pulled levers, and scanned screens. In a dark corner sat a large, indistinguishable figure, observing all the commotion with a steady eye. A young man approached him, carrying a clipboard.

"They're coming to the house, Boss."

"Very good," said the Boss, his voice raspy and a little high-pitched for a man. "Is everything ready?"

"Yes, Sir," the young man replied. "The cameras at Points Alpha and Delta are already rolling."

"Excellent," the Boss replied contently. "Make sure to keep track of their every move, and especially zoom in if you see anything interesting."

He then snapped his fingers loudly. The noise of the room silenced as if turned off by a switch. "Okay, everyone, this is it. This is what we've spent months preparing for, so it had better be a huge success, or you're all fired. Places, everyone! And we're on the air in 5…4…3…2…"

The T-Car came to a halt in front of a large cabin. The Titans stepped out and stared in awe at the building. They turned around to find a large glimmering lake below them in a peaceful valley.

"Oh, it is glorious!" Starfire exclaimed.

"Told ya, didn't I?" Beast Boy replied.

Robin nodded in agreement. "You were right, Beast Boy. It's very nice."

Cyborg and Raven began unloading the luggage from the trunk while the others toured the house. Beast Boy was about to peer out onto the balcony when he heard a loud grumble from his abdomen.

"Aw, crap," he said to himself. "That curry's taking its toll on me. Better find a bathroom…"

He tried three doors before finding the one that led to the bathroom. Frantically, he slammed the door. Robin and Starfire heard this, and followed the sound curiously. They stood outside the bathroom door. Deep groaning sounds, not to mention a rancid odor, omitted from the room. Concerned, Robin rapped the door lightly with his knuckles.

"Uh, Beast Boy?" he asked. "Is…everything okay in there?"

"Yeah, dude," Beast Boy panted from the other side of the door. "Just gimme a sec…"

As soon as his breathing returned to normal, Beast Boy pushed the silver handle on the toilet. Instead of retreating, however, the murky brown water began to rise. "Shit," he muttered, jiggling the handle again. The water continued to rise until it slowly spilled out of the bowl onto the white tile floor.

"Uh, guys?" he called out.

The Boss laughed hysterically. "This is some great footage, boys! Are you getting this on tape? Please tell me you're getting this!"

"We got every second of it, Boss," one of the men called back.

"Perfect," the Boss laughed. "I have a feeling that there's more where this came from…"

Raven and Cyborg walked in, carrying most of the luggage. They dropped it in the middle of the living room floor with a boom. It was then that Raven turned to the wall of the room…

"Whoa…" she whispered.

The other Titans, now entering the room, followed her gaze. On the wall were shelves lined with every type of alcohol imaginable. Beneath the shelves stood a bar-like counter, complete with stools on the other side.

Robin, attempting to sway them away from the booze, broke the silence. "Okay, there are four bedrooms here, so someone's going to have to double up."

"I can't share," said Cyborg. "I'm too big."

"I snore," added Beast Boy.

They turned to Raven. "What? I like my privacy."

Cyborg grinned deviously at Robin. "Guess that leaves you two."

Starfire and Robin exchanged glances. She tried desperately to hide her blush. He, however, merely shrugged nonchalantly.

"Okay, whatever," he said. "That okay with you, Starfire?"

"It is acceptable," she nodded.

Robin noticed Cyborg and Beast Boy giving him winks and smirking at him. Sure, he had told them he was "inexperienced" with women, and they had obviously felt a strong moral obligation to "help" him. He didn't really want any help from them, but at the same time, he wasn't going to refuse the idea of sharing a room with Starfire for a week…

"Hey, Boss," asked a man holding a plastic container. "Should we send someone up to drop off The Package?"

"Hmm…" the Boss pondered. "Nah, give them tonight to get comfortable. We can leave The Package for them tomorrow night."

That night, the cabin was still as the Titans settled in. Robin, wearing blue sweat pants and a white wifebeater, sat on the bed reading a random book he had found in the room. He looked up to see Starfire enter from outside. She wore a sheer lavender nightgown that fluttered at her thighs and barely covered her slender figure. She walked seductively to the bed and lifted the sheets. Sliding between them, she smiled at Robin and flicked off the lights.

Robin felt something gently brush his shoulder. He felt warm breath on his ear whispering his name. "Robin?…Robin…"

He turned to the lovely Tamaranian next to him. She smiled flirtatiously at him. "Robin, I believe I am 'in the mood'…"

Robin hesitated, not sure precisely how he should react. He wanted to seize this fleeting moment, but yet remain as professional as possible. "In the mood for what?"

"For this." Before he could stop her, she caught him in a passionate kiss. He gave in to instinct and pulled her close to him, feeling her soft skin sweating against his own. As he slid his hands up her legs to her firm derriere, he noticed that she wore no panties. She rolled on top of him, giggling as he slowly lifted her nightgown. Suddenly, he paused, an expression of horror on his face.

"Uh, St-St-Starfire?" he stuttered. "Wha-What the hell is THAT?"

She looked at where he pointed, to the rather large organ between her thighs. "Silly Robin," she giggled. "That is my blorgonth. The female is supposed to penetrate the male and ejaculate, correct?…Robin?…"

Robin felt something gently brush his shoulder. He felt warm breath on his ear whispering his name. "Robin?…Robin…"

He jerked up frantically. Starfire looked him over concernedly. "Robin, are you unwell?"

Slightly embarrassed, he laughed nervously. "Uh, yeah. Just a bad dream is all. I'll be fine."

Satisfied, she rolled back to her side of the bed and fell into a deep sleep. Robin, meanwhile, lay awake, shuttering at his nightmare. An hour later, he still couldn't shake the image from his mind. Every now and then he glanced at the Tamaranian girl next to him and pondered the possibility. "Stop being stupid," he said to himself. Yet the idea still bothered him. He just had to know for certain…

He nudged her gently to make sure she was asleep. She didn't respond, so he sat up and crawled to her side of the bed. He started lifting the end of her nightgown when she began to moan softly. Dropping it quickly, he began to have second thoughts. But the curiosity poked at him incessantly, and he knew he would never sleep until he found out the truth. He lifted it again, sliding it up her thighs, slowly approaching that one place he needed to see…

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh…." Starfire sighed loudly. Just then her legs fell wide open before Robin's eyes. He jerked his head away, but then slowly turned back to face her from this new angle. Having never seen this side of women before, he found himself becoming more and more curious. He also felt warmth between his legs, as his pants grew ever tighter. Leaning closer to her exposed vagina, he began softly poking at the tender flesh. In response she release a few soft moans. He sniffed her, made a face of repulsion, and wondered why on earth guys would want to have their tongues anywhere near such a place.

Starfire moaned loudly, and her legs wrapped tightly around Robin's head, pulling his face right against her vagina. He struggled to pry her legs apart, but her grip was much too strong. She continued moaning loudly, bucking her hips from time to time. Robin continued to try and free himself with no success.

"AH AH AH AH AAAAAHHHHH!…Aaaaaaaahhhhhh…" Her legs fell limp and freed Robin from their lock. As he pulled his head away and returned to his side of the bed, he thought he tasted something on his lips. Shrugging the notion away, he closed his eyes and slept peacefully for the rest of the night.

Seems that the Titans aren't getting as much privacy as they might think. And with all that booze at their disposal, the week ahead should be getting very interesting. Note: It will probably be a while before Chapter Eight comes up, but I guarantee it'll be well worth the wait.

Peace, Love, and All Things Rock,

Terra the Masterful