Disclaimer: Bribe for our Oompa Loompa helpers: 50 cocoa beans. Cool spy gear for the entering of Tim Burton's compound: 700 cocoa beans. The rights to Willy Wonka: Too many cocoa beans. Having him in our possession under lock and key but still not owning him: priceless.

For all your Chocolatier abducting needs, there's MasterCard. (We don't own that either)

A/N: Warning! This chapter contains mature themes, so if you don't like it, don't read! If you don't want to think about a very aroused Willy Wonka, please skip the last few sections of the chapter! Thank you, and enjoy!

Chapter 17- Unusual Actions:

Willy carried Danika back to her room and deposited her in the middle of her white haven. Setting her gently onto the bed (despite her chocolate-covered appearance), Willy lay her back on the pillows and looked into her eyes, checking to be sure she was alright. After a few moments of silently gazing at one another, Nika blushed.

"We're pretty dirty. Um, maybe we should clean up?" Nika suggested, shifting under Willy's intense violet gaze.

"Oh, but I like you covered in chocolate," he whispered, taking a finger and wiping it along her shoulder, then placing it in his mouth.

Danika found that this simple, yet sensual, movement brought a very heavy warmth that settled in the pit of her stomach. As she watched Willy lick the chocolate from his finger, she suddenly felt a strong urge to jump him and tear their clothes off, ravishing him right then and there. After a moment of watching him and dreaming about what she could do to him, Nika shook her head to clear her thoughts instead of acting out her secret fantasies.

As the naughty thoughts slowly faded from her mind, Nika realized how brave Willy had been to dive in and save her from the chocolate river. It had been an incredibly dangerous situation, one which could have easily led to the both of them drowning in the rushing river of the sweet, brown confection. But he hadn't given it a second thought the moment he realized that she had been in deadly peril, and had willingly endangered his own life to save hers.

Smiling, she looked up into his concerned purple eyes. "Thank you, for saving my life," she whispered, still wrapped in his arms even though she was safely deposited in the middle of her bed.

Willy gulped. "Uh," he croaked before clearing his throat. "You're welcome." A slight blush was visible through the thin film of chocolate still clinging to his cheeks.

Nika smiled at the blush, her fingers moving up to gently clear away the chocolate. She could feel his fingers doing the same to her, and before she realized what was happening, Willy's lips were on hers. She was slightly startled when he pushed her back on the bed, the feeling of his bare, chocolate covered chest pressing against her shirt and sticking, as his tongue lazily brushed against her bottom lip.

As she pressed against the pillows, Danika cautiously opened her mouth to his demands, and was rewarded with the sweet taste of chocolate on his tongue. Smiling, she wanted to taste more of him and moved her leg so that it entwined with his. She carefully shifted her body so that they rolled over and Willy was on his back underneath her.

Nika smiled when she pulled back from the embrace as she sat back on his stomach, his hands eagerly reaching for her, trying to pull her back down to him.

"Ah, ah, ah! Settle down…" she chided him, wagging a finger at him.

Willy reluctantly dropped his hands down to his side with a pout. It was quickly replaced with a grin and a groan when Nika leaned down and began licking the chocolate off of his neck teasingly. He put his hands on her back, needing to feel her body underneath his as she moved down to his neck and onto his chest, lapping the chocolate up as if she was starving for him. A moan escaped his lips as her tongue trailed over a sensitive nipple that was cleverly hidden by the dark sweetness.

Not being able to take it any more, Willy flipped Nika back over onto her back. He then planted a hard kiss on her lips before leaning down, in return licking the chocolate off her neck, nipping at several sensitive places. A few satisfactory moans escaped from her throat as his lips continued their assault on her body.

Willy's hands were busying themselves, worming their way around her body, slipping under her shirt and trying to remove it and unfasten her bra when he heard a string of Oompa Loompa curses come from the side of the bed. Raising his head, he saw Bob covering his eyes and screaming.

Basically, in the simplest terms, the translation was: "$#&! MY EYES! RUN AWAY! THAT"S $#& NASTY! ACK!" This was the string of sentences that Bob managed to yell before he ran away, screaming.

Willy looked down at Danika, who looked up at him, a confused look on her face. "Um…I think we should clean up now…..I think I'm going to take a cold shower…."

And with much regret, he stood up and walked out of the room.

After he had showered, Willy gently toweled his hair dry and began going through his wardrobe. Once he was dressed in a loose red shirt, black pants and boots, he began doing his best to keep himself from thinking about what had happened...before...

"NO, don't even go there!" he scolded himself, trying to push the image of a chocolate-covered Danika out of his mind.

It was no use. Despite trying to think of something else, he could feel a sort of heat run through his body that he'd never felt before in his life, and it made him very uncomfortable.

"Time for another cold shower," he muttered to himself, turning back towards the bathroom. After yet another cold shower Willy walked back into his room and flopped down on his bed in nothing but his towel. He sighed; the shower hadn't helped the second time.

Now, Willy Wonka was no stranger to the feeling of arousal, but this was entirely different. He knew from experience that the usual arousal would go away, but he could tell this one definitely wouldn't…at least, not on its own. He sighed and thought over his options. When he came to only one, he shook his head. He hadn't been forced into masturbation for a long time, not since Marian was around the factory and he'd thought about her at night.

Sighing again, Willy sat up and threw the towel off of his body and got set on the task before him.

Danika was laying in her bed after her shower smiling to herself as she reran the earlier events in her mind. She made a mental note to make that "warning" sign for the doorknob that Willy had suggested when the last interruption had been made. It had been perfect, until the Oompa Loompa (Bob, she thought) had come in and interrupted the wonderful teasing Willy had been giving her.

Suddenly feeling restless, Nika did her best to keep herself occupied until Willy came back. It was then that she realized that the chocolatier hadn't exactly promised to return after his shower. Wondering what was keeping him, Danika stood up from the bed and headed out the door and into the hallway, intent on finding her missing chocolatier.

Half an hour, after looking around at all the doors in the private sleeping wing of the factory, Nika realized that she had no idea which door belonged to Willy's bedroom. When she finally stopped at the only purple door in the hallway, Nika thought she might have found what she was looking for. She raised her hand to knock on the door when she suddenly heard a strangled moan come from behind it. Pressing her ear to the door, she heard several more breathy groans follow it.

"Oh, my god," Danika whispered. "Is he really…..is he really doing that!"

Her thoughts were confirmed when she heard Willy cry out her name, followed by a few breathy pants. She put her back to the wall just to the right of his door and slid down, her head in her hands as a blush crept up her cheeks.

With his distraction gone, Willy cleaned himself up for the third time and dressed. He decided to pay Danika a visit and see if she wanted to take a walk in the Chocolate room. So, putting on his coat and hat, he grabbed his cane and reached for the doorknob.

He took one step out the door when he saw Danika sitting next to his door, a very rosy blush all over her face.

'Great Chocolate Gods above…'

Willy smacked himself in the head as a blush of his own crept up his face.

AN: Alright now, we're betting every one of you is going to raise your hand when we ask who would want to fix Willy's problem for him…Well, we hope you enjoyed this naughty chapter, but whether or not you did, please review!