Road Trip!

Okay, it's round three! I would have a disclaimer for you, but unfortunately Lexie just took the disclaimer and is trying to chase her brother with it. It doesn't matter anyway. You guys read the previous disclaimer so you know the drill! Bye now! (Author goes to stop Lexie and Marlena who just joined in from killing Tony)

Me: Come on, you guys! Don't kill him! Well… not yet anyway!

Lexie and Marlena: Why not?

Me: We need him for the story! You can kill him later!

Both: Oh, okay… (The girls go backstage, muttering)

Before I continue its time to start the bios!

Code Name: Archangel

Real Name: Trini Kwan

Affiliation: West Coast Misfits

Powers: Archangel possesses wings that are made of a form of organic steel. The wings are very strong, and at the same time, are light and flexible. The wings can fire a seemingly endless supply of extremely sharp metal "feathers". Archangel's wings are foldable; in fact, she can retract them into her own body at will. Trini's physiology was altered by her X-Gene to accommodate flight, including hollow bones.

History: Trini Kwan was on her way back home to her native Angel Grove from Switzerland when the event known as "Stryker Sunday" occurred. During that event, the psychotic Rev. William Stryker activated a machine that caused X-Genes to activate all over the New York area. The effects of the device activated Trini's dormant X-Gene, causing her body to develop metallic wings and her physiology to adapt for flight. Shortly afterward, she was captured and sent to Genosha. She was placed in a cell with four other mutants, who eventually were rescued by the West Coast Misfits. Trini joined that group and now lives with them. When she revealed her mutation upon a visit to Angel Grove, her parents disowned her. She and Thunderbolt cannot stand each other.

Chapter 3: Like sands through the hourglass…

Out on the road

"Are we there yet?" Terrell whined. The speedster was trying to keep his mind off the fact that he had been in a bus for a very long time.

"No, Terrell." Quick Kick sighed from the driver's seat. "Just five more minutes. As Danny Glover once said, 'I'm getting too old for this stuff'." Meanwhile, Siryn was noticing that Trini was messing with a strange device.

"Hey Trini, what are ye messing with?" Theresa asked. Trini looked up from her gadget.

"Oh, something that belonged to my friend Billy." Trini smiled.

"What does it do?" Theresa blinked. Trini's face scrunched in thought as the yellow-clad Asian girl examined the gadget.

"Well…to be honest with you…I have no clue." With that said Trini pushed a red button on the device. "Oh well. I guess it really doesn't do anything."

Bayville

Meanwhile, in Bayville, Duncan was walking to his car when suddenly he was caught in a strange beam of energy and ended up in a castle.

"What the-!" A confused Duncan looked around. "Where am I?"

"AAAAAAAH! YOU PERVERT!" A woman in a weird dress screamed. She and a guy that looked like he had no skin apparently were in a...compromising situation together. They both used what appeared to be magic wands to start shooting at the screaming football player. One blast hit him and turned him into a weird looking thing that was part flower and part animal, with a beak, blue skin with purple dots, and a flag with a picture of a ball and screw on it on his tail.

Why me? Duncan thought.

Salem

"Welcome to Salem." Dazzler read from the sign as the gang approached the town.

"I hate this place." Ace grumbled as the gang disembarked.

"Yeah. Nobody can figure what's going on here!" John exclaimed. The boys had heard about this place and the weird goings-on from Trini, but it confused the heck out of them.

"This place confuses the Thunderbolt." Kyle groaned.

"What the…!" Tommy shouted suddenly. They jumped out of the way of a mob that was chasing a man with brown hair who appeared to be in his 40s, dressed in a white shirt with a black vest and brown slacks.

"Oh, great." Trini sighed. "Lexie told me that this was going on when I saw her last. Apparently it's still going on. Speaking of which…." Meanwhile, the boys were scratching their heads, trying to figure out the reason for the mob. In Salem, it could have been over anything.

"Do you get what's going on in this town, Ace?" John blinked, ducking a flying cow. "Who is that guy and why are they all trying to get him?"

"Don't ask me! I'm not sure if the body-snatching incident I heard about happening here was real!" Ace exclaimed, dodging a torch.

"Wait, was the body-snatching before or after the alien abduction?" Kyle scratched his head, watching a kitchen sink fly by him.

"There was no body-snatching or alien abductions, boys. Not yet, anyway." Trini replied. "Only a matter of time in this town."

"Oh yeah! The Thunderbolt got it mixed up with the attack of the horny fish people from Atlantis!" Kyle realized as best he could, ducking a monkeywrench.

"Horny fish people from Atlantis?" Ace and John asked Kyle together in exasperation.

"I don't remember hearing about that…" Terrell thought out loud.

"Get back here! I call dibs on him because he's my brother!" yelled Lexie as she chased after the man. Lexie, an African-American woman who bore a slight resemblance to Omarosa, yelled out, swinging a katana she had apparently swiped from her brother.

"Maybe it was about a horse stampede." Tommy suggested, watching the mob.

"Nah, I still think it was about the brain-switching." Ace suggested.

"What brain-switching?" Tommy scratched his head.

"Maybe it was during that time they went to France." Terrell thought out loud.

"I thought they went to Italy." Ace blinked. Alison and Theresa sighed.

"Those boys will never figure it out." Theresa sighed, shaking her head.

"Hey! Leave some for us!" Hope, a brunette who bored a resemblance to a young Raquel Welch, screamed as she followed behind with a baseball bat. "Where's your mother, Lexie?"

"Taking up the rear. She's bringing Alice." Lexie answered.

"Hey guys!" Trini waved at the women with a big grin.

"Hi Trini!" Lexie smiled as she and Hope stopped chasing Tony "How are you doing?"

"Fine." Trini replied.

"Hey, did you not get transformed into a toad once?" Ace piped up, pointing at Lexie.

"No, I believe she was the one abducted by aliens." Toshi shook his head.

"That never happened!" Terrell exclaimed. "Did it?"

"No, I think it was when the mermaids came to town." Tommy suggested.

"Who's that, Lexie?" Trini asked, ignoring the boys and pointing at the screaming man.

"My half-brother Tony. Half the town is trying to kill him again." Lexie shrugged.

"What'd he do this time?" Rahne asked.

"I believed he held the town hostage with nuclear missiles." Toshi remembered. "Did he?"

"No he didn't, Sushi!" Kyle snapped. "He set the White House on fire! Wait a minute…" Trini sighed.

"We explained 15 times, and they still don't get it." The Asian girl mumbled under her breath.

"Wait a minute. Where is Celeste at?" Hope asked.

"Get him! My premonition says he's going to get it at last!" Celeste, an African-American woman with straight hair, screeched as she ran by pushing an old lady in a wheel chair.

"Maybe Batman could help us." A really confused Tommy suggested.

"Batman's a comic book, jabroni." Kyle groaned.

"I thought Jen and Lucas set his house on fire." Hope blinked.

"I thought it was the magic green cow's house!" Terrell exclaimed.

"What magic green cow?" Tommy wondered.

"My head hurts…" John moaned.

"They did set it alight, but the fire department put it out." Lexie explained.

"Rats." Hope pouted.

"What rats?" Ace asked.

"What have we gotten into?" Siryn muttered.

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON?" Ace howled in frustration. A few hours later, the group was getting ready to leave.

"Aw, man! And I was hoping I could hook up with that blonde." Terrell moaned, rubbing a red hand-shaped spot on his cheek.

"Sorry Terrell, but Abby isn't really your type." Trini told the air-controlling speedster as they boarded the bus.

"So, where to next?" asked Kicker as she took the wheel.

"NEW YORK!" The kids all shouted.

"Okay! New York it is!"

End of chapter

Next: The West Coast Misfits go to New York!

And we'll coming to the end, so stay tuned!

Pietro: And there will be more fan service!

Me: Get out of here, you idiot! This isn't Neon Genesis Evangelion, and you're not Misato Katsuagi!

: Get out of here, you idiot! This isn't , and you're not Misato Katsuagi!

Pietro: It isn't? And I'm not?

Me: GET HIM OUT OF HERE! (Raven shows up and drags Pietro away kicking and screaming while mumbling about killing B.A for giving Pietro coffee.)

Thank you and have a good night!