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Chapter 5 Liar

"So… Kori… do you…uh, umm." Kagome tried to start a conversation with him, the next morning. What happened last night was still fresh in her memory.

"Yes?"

"…Never mind."

"Okay!" he looked over at Sango and Kirara, "I like your cat!" he reached over and scratched Kirara's ear.

Sango blushed a smile; she also had the events of last night in her memory.

"What do you guys do for fun?" asked Kori around lunchtime. For the morning he was amusing himself… but he can get bored quickly.

"Kill demons." Said Shippo, InuYasha laughed at him.

"Watch Sango beat up Miroku." Said Kagome.

"Watch Kagome sit InuYasha." Said Miroku.

"Does that hurt?" whispered Kori.

"We wander around and watch Miroku make fake exorcisms and get killed by Sango when he touches the ladies. I think that hurts more." He whispered the last part.

"I see… is that…" he sniffed the air, "wolf?"

InuYasha groaned, "its Kouga."

"Young wolf leader?" asked Kori.

"That's him, why?"

"Met him before. Thought I was you, white hair," he pointed to InuYasha. "Blue hair." He pointed to himself, "That guy is dumb."

A mini twister came blowing through and Kouga stepped out. "Hey ya Kago- Ah! The mutt is multiplying!"

Kori held in his laughter, and tried not to imitate him.

"Hi Kouga." Said Kagome.

"Why are there two mutts?" he went up to Kori and sniffed him. "Have we met? Why do you smell like mutt face?"

"I'm-"

"Back off Kouga! He doesn't have to talk to a dumbass like you."

"Hey who you calling dumb!"

"For a wolf tribe leader, he aint smart." Mumbled Kori.

"Talking about me Bluey!"

"Hey! Only I call him that!" snapped InuYasha.

"First you cheat with a dead person and now him! A guy!"

"I'm his-" InuYasha covered Kori's mouth.

"I aint cheating on nobody! Got that! I don't love Kikyo! And I'm not cheating with him!" he pointed at Kori.

"Ya, they're brothers, that's just wrong!" said Shippo.

"Shippo!" yelled InuYasha as he bonked him.

"Ow!"

"Br-brothers! You're brothers! No wonder you smell alike."

"Oh my gosh! He can be taught!" shouted Kori. "Twins actually."

"I was right! You are multiplying!"

"Twin you moron, not clone." Said InuYasha, rolling his eyes.

"Kagome," he walked up to her and took her hand. "The next time we meet, I'll take you away from these-"

"Hey Kouga?" asked Kori a grin set in place.

"What?" seeing Kori with the grin made him question what he was about to say.

"Aren't you with that nice female wolf Ayame, but here you are talking to Kagome. Telling her that you will take her away and 'become your wife'. Aren't you technically cheating also?"

"Its different!" he snapped, "I don't remember telling Ayame anything!"

"Telling her what?"

"That when she comes back down from the north that I'd make her my wife- hey!"

"Looks like he remembers…" muttered Kori as he walked around to InuYasha's other side.

"Ha! My, my Kouga. He sure got you good." Smirked InuYasha.

"Shut up! I'll be back Kagome." Kouga left.

"Nice one!" InuYasha high five Kori.

"That was easy."

"InuYasha…" said Kagome.

He looked at her, "…ya?"

"Sit boy!"

"Eh?"

Wham!

"What did I do!" he muttered.

"I cant s-i-t him, so I'll sit-"

Wham.

"Oops, I'll just s-i-t you!"

Kori flinched and bent down to InuYasha's level.

"I think she likes him…"

He lifted his head, "Ya think!"

"I don't like him!"

"Liar." The brothers muttered.

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poor InuYasha! Kouga is in my mind very dense! I love Kori! I even have a picture of him! I do I do! I have many actually. LOVE HIM and ReViEw! ... i swear Ayame will show up soon! just bear with me! Chapter ?is when she first makes her apperence. very soon i PROMISE! the sooner you review the sooner i update! unless of course my sis hoggs the computer! grr...