FMA fan fiction "Truth or Dare" Ch.3
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own any of these characters.
Hughes: Dare.
Ed: Okay, I dare you to go outside and walk 'til you find a woman and then stop and ask her "Will you bare my child?" Then come back and tell us what she says and does.
Author's note: Sorry, I was just reading Inu Yasha.
Hughes: WHAAA? But-buy I'm married!
Ed: (evil grin) Well sucks to be you if Glacier finds out. Go! You gotta do it. (trying to contain himself)
Winry and Al: Oo
Hughes: (gets up and goes out the front door) What did I ever do to him? I'm sorry Glacier-san…
Winry: Ed! That was sick!
Ed: Well maybe he won't show me any more stupid pictures of Elysia after this. That's what he gets for annoying me with those damned photos!
Al: Hmmm…you do have a point.
(door bell rings)
Winry: (yells at top of voice) COME IN!
(Roy and Risa Hawkeye walk in)
Al and Winry: Hello Lieutenant Colonel. Hello Lieutenant Hawkeye.
Ed: (glares suspiciously at Roy) What do you want now? I thought I had a day off from you sarcasm.
Roy: We just thought we'd stop by. No letter to answer this time though. So what are you kid's doing? (pulls up a chair)
(Risa sits too)
Al: We are playing Truth or Dare. You wanna play?
Risa: Sure.
Roy: No.
Ed: Oh, come on, Mustang. You scared? (raises eyebrows)
Roy: No. I just don't have time for childish games.
Winry: Ed, I thought you didn't want to play.
Ed: (glares at Winry) Shut up.
Al: You have to play. Why else would Boo-san put you in this story?
Everyone except Hughes and Al: Who the hell is Boo-san?
Al: (whispers) She's the Author.
Everyone except Hughes and Al: Ooooh…
Ed: (looks up at ceiling warily) That's a little disturbing.
Winry: Okay, let's get started again. Why isn't Hughes back yet?
(Hughes walks in front door with black eye and swollen face)
Winry: Oh! Okay, we're all here now.
Hughes: Ed…you-ow! You suck. (collapses into chair)
Al: It's your turn Hughes-san.
Roy: What the hell happened to you?
Risa: (raises eyebrow) Looks like he was being perverted to a random woman he met on the street.
Ed: (grins innocently but proudly) Exactly. So Hughes, what did she say? We can already see what she did.
Roy: What the hell is going on? (utterly confused)
Hughes: She said…
(door bell rings)