FMA fan fiction "Truth or Dare" Ch.4

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own any of these characters.

Winry: (yells at front door) GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE SO WE CAN GO ON WITH THE STORY!

(door opens slowly and Havoc peeks in)

Havoc: Eeep! (cigarette falls out of mouth)

Al, Ed, Roy, Risa, and Hughes: Oo

Roy: Sit down Havoc, Hughes was just about to explain his discovery of what happens when you be perverted to a random woman on the street.

(Havoc sits down slowly as far away from Winry as possible)

Hughes: Well, as I was saying. She said "What the?" and smacked me. Then yelled "Who do you think you are?" and beat me up.

Al: You were gone quite a while.

Hughes: I was unconscious.

Havoc: (lights new cigarette) Why the hell would you, of all married men with children, be perverted to any woman other than your wife? I mean really! Your obsessed with your family.

Ed: (stands and bows) Thank you, thank you. You are all too kind.

Risa: We are playing truth or dare. Come on, Hughes it's your turn.

Hughes: Okay, let's see. Hmmm…(rubs ching thoughtfully) Roy, truth or dare?

Roy: Truth.

Hughes: Have you ever kisses any woman, at any point in your life, who is not related to you? And who?

Roy: I refuse to answer that, (folds arms)

Havoc: (snickers) Oh, go on Mustang! You gotta answer.

Ed: (sits up straighter in his chair and listens attentively) Heh. I bet the answer's no.

Roy: (stands up angrily holding out his rihg tarm ready to snap his fingers) Of course I have you miniature poodle! You're so small that if I didn't know you, I'd think that you were too young to even know what a kiss is!

Ed: What? (also stands up, knocking over his chair) Who did you call a puppy so tiny that it hold the record for the smallest runt in the history of dog breeding?

Author's note: Roy calls Ed a "miniature poodle" because he's short and hes a "dog of the military" you get it? hehe.

(Al, Winry, Havoc, Risa, and Hughes are all cowering back)

Al: He didn't go that far, Niisan.

Ed: (ignoring Al) Well then who was it, you self-centered Shitzu

Roy: …--

Winry: Alright! Break it up. Ed sit down before I knock you out with my wrench. (brandishes wrench under Ed's nose) And Roy just tell us already so we can move on.

Roy: (coughs nervously and wispers somehting)

Havoc: What was that? Sheak up, we cant hear you.

Roy: (grunts something unrecognizable)

Ed: Huh? (raises eyebrows) Come on Mustang, stop actign like the monkey you are.

Roy: RISA! Damn it! ITS RISA! (bangs head on table and keeps it there)

(Risa blushes)