Disclaimer: I Athena A. Almond do not own The Labyrinth or Yu Yu Hakusho.

Pairing: Kurama/The Youkai King

Warning: There is yaoi in this fanfiction! If you are stupid and don't know what it means or you are homophobic, stay away. Unless you feel like facing the wrath of the yaoi fairies, then go right ahead. Also there is a lot of OOC!

Spoilers: If you are going to ever watch the Labyrinth, this basically tells the whole story.


The Labyrinth: Part Two

"Well come on feet." Kurama stated, walking down the steep hill from where his house had been. He continued to run down until he stopped a pond. A small man was pissing in the water. "Excuse me?" Kurama's face turned red.

"No, excuse me." The dwarf responded, zipping his pants back up. "Oh it's you." He said turning to face the red haired Kitsune.

"I was wondering if you could show me where I get into the labyrinth." Kurama asked the dwarf as he walked with a can of aerosol to the wall of the changing maze.

"Fifty-six!" Shouted the short man laughed as he sprayed a pure white fairy. She fell to the ground as Kurama glared at him.

"You're horrendous!" The fox growled and the dwarf.

"I'm not horrendous, I'm Hoggle." Hoggle told Kurama his name finally. The man continued down the front wall of the labyrinth, counting the number of fairies he killed as he went. Kurama picked up the first fallen fairy and it sat innocently in his palm for a few moments and…

"Ow! It bit me." He yelped in pain, dropping the fairy to the ground.

"See, I told you." The dwarf said, continuing down the wall, Kurama's eyes looking down it.

"Can you show me how to get into the labyrinth?" The Kitsune repeated his question once again. Hoggle only ignored his question. "Well? Where is it?"

"Where is what?" Hoggle replied.

"The door to the labyrinth!" Kurama became further frustrated with the dwarf's arguing.

"To get the answer that you want, you must ask the right question." Hoggle stated rather calmly as Kurama said his problem once again.

"How do I get into the labyrinth?" Kurama questioned as the short man turned to him, smiled, and pointed.

"You get in over there." His fat, stubby index finger aimed the redhead in the right direction. Kurama sauntered over to the door and looked at it with a certain doubt. His slender fingers wrapped around the door handle. He pulled it open slowly. "You're really going in there are you?" Kurama jumped at the dwarf's appearance behind his back.

"Yes, I most certainly am." Kurama answered, entering the changing maze. "Which way should I go: left or right?" He asked Hoggle.

"Me? I wouldn't go either way." The ugly man gave Kurama his thought of the labyrinth in those few words.

"Some help you are." The redhead growled, heading to the right. Hoggle exited to resume spraying fairies with the poison. After numerous of attempts, he had not yet found a way to turn a corner or switch paths. "Some labyrinth, there are no turns, corners, openings, or anything!" Kurama screamed, slapping his hands in an effort to try to find a way further inside.

"Well there are plenty of openings, it's just that you haven't seen them." A voice came from near the ground. Kurama searched left and right and looked down to see a small worm near his hole in the wall.

"Then where is one?" Kurama kneeled down so it would be easier for him to talk with the worm.

"There's one right over there." He pointed with a small arm. The fox cocked his eyebrow in confusion. "Just walk over to it and feel. You'll see what I mean." Kurama stood up and went to the other side of the labyrinth wall. He looked to the left and the right to find that the wall only looked closer to him. The redhead started to go to the left and the worm looked at him. "Don't go that way. Never go that way." With these words the fox went to his right. The worm growled, "If he had kept going the way he'd came it would have taken him straight to the castle."

The fox studied his new surroundings, lost and confused as the Youkai King had already begun his party welcoming the new child.

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Hiei sat miserably in his palace of demons, his face sunk deep within his hands. He then looked up at the sound of all of the others in the castle making such noise. The fire youkai stood up with his crystal ball staff in his hand. His eyes looked to one of the demons sitting on one of the stone shelves.

"You remind me of the babe." He said, near singing.

"What babe?" The demon replied, cocking an eyebrow, near singing back.

"The babe with the power." His ruler responded to him.

"What power?" Another demon chimed in.

"The power of voodoo." Hiei smiled.

"Who do?" A third demon asked.

"You do." Hiei replied.

"Do what?" The moronic demon responded.

"Remind me of the babe. Quiet; a demon babe." He laughed as the demons in his palace remained silent. "Well?" They all broke into laughter. "I saw my baby, crying as babe could cry. What could I do? My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue." Hiei burst into song, "Nobody knew what kind of magic spell to use."

"Slime and snails?"

"Or puppy dog tails?"

"Thunder or lightening?"

"And baby says." Hiei pointed to Tamera and she babbled, terrified from her surroundings. "Dance magic. Dance magic, dance. Dance magic, dance. Dance magic, dance." The Youkai King sang loudly.

"Put that baby spell on me." The demons harmonized. "Jump magic, jump. Jump magic, jump. Put that magic jump on me knee, slap that baby, make her free."

"In about seven hours and thirty-five minutes," Hiei smiled as he held the baby, "You'll be mine." After these few words had ended, he stood up and continued his song. "I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do? My baby's fun had gone and left my baby blue. Nobody knew, what kind of magic spell to use."

"Slime and snails?"

"Or puppy dog tails?"

"Thunder or lightening?"

"And baby says." Hiei pointed to Tamera and she made her happy baby noises, having now adapted to her new environment. "Dance magic. Dance magic, dance. Dance magic, dance. Dance magic, dance." The Youkai King boasted loudly.

"Put that baby spell on me." The demons sang. "Jump magic, jump. Jump magic, jump. Put that magic jump on me knee, slap that baby, make her free."

-TBC