Fallen Beyond the Reach of Sanity
I dont own Sailor Moon, and I dont work for Saki. I dont know Sailor Moon's real name, cause
I dont watch the show! Ivy came out with the Saki Rap!
Please Be quiet and read...or else
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Have you EVER had one of those days where you felt insane? Well, Sailor Moon had one.
She had a whole week of it. I am here, one of the few left alive to tell the tale of it.
One Week ago, Sailor Moon was walking back from class, when she tripped over a glass bottle.
"Oh Dear. People really shouldn't litter. Lemme go throw this out" She piped in a high pitch voice. Then she noticed it. The bottle was full. The day was a heat wave, and Sailor Moon hadn't had anything to drink all day. She
opened the bottle and began drinking from it. 'It was so good' She thought and she collapsed. The bottle feel to
the floor. She forgot to read it. IT was a bottle of SAKI, or Japanese beer/wine. This began her insanity
She woke up, two days later so full of energy. She picked up her bag and began skipping, singing,
"Pickles Pwn!" Over and over. After bumping into many people and making them drop their stuff, and once into a light post, She boarded a subway. There, she knocked out the driver and started it toward the Saki shipment, singing, "To the S..To the A...To the K...To the I! It's SAKI, and its gonna MAKE YOU CRY! To the S..To the A...To the K...To the I! It's SAKI, and its gonna MAKE YOU SMILE!" She crashed into Saki headquarters and began hoarding all of it. She was unaware of the present danger.
Meanwhile in a place far away in Canada, a plan was being formed. "So, are you ready?" A dark creepy voice asked. A person emerged from the shadows and whispered, "Sailor Moon will have no chance." He was dark, tall, and his black eyes shone with anger and need of revenge. "I know you want to get back at her." The voice told the man, "but you have to wait until the right moment" The man walked towards the source of the voice. "This will be so much fun, Dad" The voice was located in a chair, and the chair spun around. It was...It was..A BOTTLE OF SAKI! (dun, dun, dun) "Yes my child, she will tourcher Saki no longer. Or the face of the Earth for this matter."
Back at Saki Headquarters, Sailor Mars came from nowhere and found Sailor Moon on the floor with a bottle of Saki in her right hand. She picked up Sailor Moon, mumbling "We are all doomed" Sailor Mars kept making sure Sailor Moon was being dragged agenist the ground. Sailor Moon was still unconscious when they got back home. She was mumbling, "Who-ha? Who-ha? Whoooo-ha?" Sailor Mars got home and landed on the couch, and threw Sailor Moon on the ground, face down. She turned on the news. "In Top stories today, a girl stole from a Saki factory. We have no idea why, but it appears..." Sailor Mars turned off the T.V. She walked over to the body of Sailor Moon. She took the thing that Sailor Moon used to transform herself and replaced with a bottle of Saki. "I guess I am now the leader." Sailor Mars whispered.
As Sailor Moon woke up, she clutched Sailor Mars. "GIVE IT BACK!" Mars panicked and thought she meant the transforming thingy. "GIMME BACK MY WALLET SO I CAN GET MORE SAKI!" Sailor Mars let out a breath of relief and gave Sailor Moon back her wallet which she stole two months ago.
To be Continued...