Fallen Beyond the Reach of Sanity

DISCLAIMER: I dont own Sailor Moon, and I dont work for Saki. I dont own Shadow Either,

I dont know Sailor Moon's real name, cause

I dont watch the show!

Ivy came out with the Saki Rap! This Chapter is a Scary Movie Cross-over..Sort of

I got NO REVIEWS for the last chapter. If I dont get some this chapter, I wont update!

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Sailor Moon was back at the Saki Store the next day. Having at least 10 bottles in her arms, she

didn't see the man stalking her. The man stuck out his foot.

"Oof!" Sailor Moon fell to the ground and all her Saki broke. She turned around and yelled, "YOU WILL PAY!

YOU WILL PAY!"

The man began to run as fast as his legs could carry him. He pulled out his phone, only to be surprised Sailor Moon was right on his tail throwing shards of glass at him. One hit his cell phone and it smashed to the ground.

"Run!" A bottle of Saki under his coat whispered.
The man was terrified. This wasnt supposed to happen. He thought quickly and pulled out his father.
"Stop! I am Sorry." He coaxed Sailor Moon, "Here, Have this bottle of Saki and my wallet."

The man handed over his father and the wallet, which he had put a tracking device in.

"WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU INCOMPETENT BABOON!" The bottle yelled.

Sailor Moon was delighted with the new bottle and wallet. She opened it to find...a hundred million dollars in cold cash. She was so happy that now she could buy Saki inc and rule saki! She reboarded the subway she crashed earlier and started driving to the Saki inc place.

Back in Canada the man was making a phone call. "Yeah, thats right. Cold Cash. I want her brought to me...ALIVE. DO YOU HEAR ME SHADOW? I WANT TO KILL HER...Shadow? Did you just hang up?"
The man slammed the phone down. "..if Shadow kills her, I swear..." he mumbled.

Sailor Moon was still driving down to the Saki factory when she got a phone call.

"Cn...now..rk?"
"What? Who is this?" She asked

"...-static- gay..."
"Who's gay?" She asked

"Can..hear..now?"

"Kind of..."

"Can you hear me now?"

"Yes perfect"

"You have only 7 hour to live until I kill you."

"Does that include rush hour?"

"No."
"Why Not! That would be impossible to get away in"

"Look Lady, I am giving you seven friking days. If thats not good enough I can just come over and kill the heck out of you now!" He hung up.

Sailor Moon was now panicking. SEVEN HOURS? How the ho-ha was she going to get out of this one. There was only one logical answer...SAKI! She continued driving to the factory. There she saw a surprise.

"..S-sonic? Sonic the hedgehog?"

"Hallo there." He said in a horrible british accent, "What can I do for ye?"
"To Start," She said and punched him in the face,"Stop talking like that!

"Fine, Now what do you need?" He said in his Irritating voice.

"Well," She began in a drunk voice.

To be Continued...