Fallen Beyond the Reach of Sanity

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Sailor Moon, and I don't work for Saki. I don't own Shadow Either,

I don't know Sailor Moon's real name, cause

I don't watch the show!

Ivy came out with the Saki Rap!

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"You want me to WHAT?" Sonic said later

"I want you to charge for you to save the world, give me the money, and protect me for the next 7 hours." Sailor Moon grinned.

"Oh, No way!" Sonic cursed at her

"Ok, Fine, have it your way!" Sailor Moon punched Sonic over and over showing no sign of mercy.

"Fine! Fine! Just don't hurt me!" He cried later

Sailor Moon grinned and Sonic walked her home. Sonic and Sailor Moon sat on the couch together and turned on the TV.

"In Other News, a fair has now officially opened, come to it now!" A freaky reporter said

"Sonic, lets go!" Sailor Moon said clutching a bottle of Saki in her hand.

Sailor Moon and Sonic decided that they would go that night. Until then, they turned on a Star Wars movie to watch. When they finally got there, Sonic looked over to the Cotton Candy Stand.

"Hey Moon, I am hungry let's get some cotton candy!" He said

Sailor Moon, delighted at the thought, went over to the stand. It was nearly abandoned. The Cotton Candy looked almost 10 years old.
"Two Cotton Candy Sticks Please!" Sailor Moon said

Once she had the cotton candy something strange began to happen. She felt the presence of the force, like the one in star wars. She held up the stick to any passerby.
"SURRENDER DARTH PERSON!" She yelled

She flung her stick up into the sky and started charging into the heart of the fair. There was a mass panic that ran over Sonic several times.

"MOON, COME BACK HERE, YOU OWE ME A BUCK FIFTY!" He tried to run after her, but his legs wouldn't move.

Awhile later, some guy from Canada came to Sonic.

"Yeah, You're wife is back at home in a straightjacket. Please do come with us."
"Wait a minute...MY WIFE? No, No, no!" You have it all wrong! We are...just friends..right?"

Sonic sighed and held out his hand to the guy. He dragged Sonic all the way home. With a few missing teeth, a black eye, and a broken nose, he entered Sailor Moon's home

"STOP RIGHT THERE EVIL DOOER!" A Jedi reject voice yelled

He looked inside to see, not only a glowing cotton candy, but also an army..of..Daffodils..

"Sailor Moon?" He asked and then was knocked out

To be continued...