Fallen Beyond the Reach of Sanity

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Sailor Moon, and I don't work for Saki. I don't own Shadow Either,

I don't know Sailor Moon's real name, cause

I don't watch the show!

Ivy came out with the Saki Rap!

Sonic was awakened by loud cheap noises. His eyes were still closed, and he tried to sleep in, but it was no use.

"What the hello is going ON in here?" He asked

"Ah, Sonic, you are awake." A High Pitched Voice said

Sonic opened his eyes to see Sailor Moon squatting down to his body.

"Well, let's just say my army of Daffodils made a mistake." Sailor Moon grabbed a mirror and put it in Sonic's face.

He was covered in red markings while his face was spray painted black. Sonic ran to the bathroom and began washing his face out. Every once in awhile, he snuck to the army of Daffodils and kidnapped one, soon tourching it and using it to clean out the drains.

"There." Sonic Remarked, "Perfect."

Though his face was far from perfect. From all the sponges he put on it, It looked like he put his entire face on a burning hot grill. 'I will sue her later.' He thought.

"SONIC!" Sailor Moon Screamed

His blood turned to ice. He ran from the bathroom and straight into Sailor Moon's room.

"Moon, What happened?"

"Someone left this recorder on my desk. Listen to it!"

Sonic took the recorder from Moon and switched it on.

"15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insureance." The recorder played, "Hello Moon. And Good-bye. Your future is sealed. You will die, in one hour---" The recorder stopped and self destructed

Sonic ran to the bathroom, trying to keep the fire on his body from spreading. Back in Sailor Moon's room, she was stepping on the recorder so it wouldn't burn down the house. Moments later, Sonic Came back in. He had scars all over his body and started cursing at Sailor Moon.

"WHY THE HELLO DID YOU REPLACE THE WATER WITH GAS OIL?" He yelled

Sailor Moon had a guilty look on her face. "I thought it would be funny..."

'Funny? FUNNY! How the heck is that funny! (Retorical Question)' He thought

Both of their blood turned to ice again, when there was a knock on the door. Fog came out of no where and they couldn't see anything outside the house. The temperature went down to the freezing point and then a cold, eerie, dark, and scary voice said,
"I am here..."

To be continued...