Dateline: Zuko's Ship:
Otenba started at the strange vistitor. He wasn't answering. Not good.
Totally not good.
"Well? You've got a name or what, kiddo?" She asked.
The boy looked at her like he was scaning every action. Strange. Very.
"Errrrrr...Sokka." The boy said quietly.
"Say wha?" Otenba asked.
"My name is Sokka." Sokka said.
"Oh, that's a unique name." Otenba said.
Sokka explained how he got on the ship. Otenba laughed like he was crazy. But it was okay. She was raised by a crazy man.
Later...after everyone is MIRACULASLY smuggled on board the ship and has been introducted and Zuko RANDOMLY finds everyone and herds everyone but Otenba to a room with a veiw of the deck and Uncle Iroh joins them.
Zuko sat at a desk and in a princilpe-like tone said, "We are happy that you are with us, but we must tell you some things about the princess."
Just then, as thousands of Fire Nation soldiers were training, Otenba came out with pom-poms, wearing Sokka's Kyoshi Island Warrior uniform and make-up in a goofy, flamboyant parody of a slutty cheerleader and started to chant;
"Gimme a F!" Otenba shouted.
"F!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme an A!" Otenba shouted.
"A!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme a R!" Otenba shouted.
"R!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme a T!" Otenba shouted.
"T!" The soldiers answered.
"What does that all spell?" Otenba asked.
"FLATULENCE!" The soldiers answered.
"Great! Gimme a C!" Otenba shouted.
"C!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme a R!" Otenba shouted.
"R!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme an A!" Otenba shouted.
"A!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme a P!" Otenba shouted.
"P!" The soldiers answered.
"What does that all spell?" Otenba asked.
"POOP!" The soldiers answered.
"Last one! Gimme a A!" Otenba shouted.
"A!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme an S!" Otenba shouted.
"S!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme another S!" Otenba shouted.
"S!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme a H!" Otenba shouted.
"H!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme an O!" Otenba shouted.
"O!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme a L!" Otenba shouted.
"L!" The soldiers answered.
"Gimme an E!" Otenba shouted.
"E!" The soldiers answered.
"What does that all spell?" Otenba asked.
"PRINCE ZUKO!" The soldiers answered.
Zuko was in a rage, Katara didn't know if she should be disgusted or in hysterics, and everyone else was rolling around on the floor, laughing thier heads off. Then Zuko threw open the window and shouted "Princess Otenba, report to the Prince's office!" At this point, Otenba spun so her backside was facing Zuko, and lifted the skirt of her 'uniform'. She was wearing a pair of the prince's boxers and on the butt of them was written :
Kiss my hiney, Prince Zuko you a-s-s-h-o-l-e.
The ship, execpt for Zuko erupted in laughter. Zuko's cheeks were as red as his scar, and he started to shout words that are unprintable, but the crowd kept roaring at the prankster princess's antics, and Zuko gave up.