Fallen Beyond the Reach of Sanity
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Sailor Moon, and I don't work for Saki. I don't own Shadow Either,
I don't know Sailor Moon's real name, cause
I don't watch the show!
Ivy came out with the Saki Rap!
"It...It..it..can't be.." Sonic Began. "What the hello...It's only 6 hours and 49 minutes!"
Sailor Moon looked at the door, afraid as if it might bite her.
"There..there is only one logical answer to this...SAKI!" Sailor Moon ran to her room and into her Saki Safe. As She was drinking, Sonic looked continuesly at the door.
"Pizza Man!" A voice from behind the door yelled.
"I dont believe you.." Sonic yelled through the door.
Sonic, acting quickly, opened the door and began his SONIC SUPER SUPER Kick! He kicked a guy in a black cape draped over his head, and in minutes, had him in a head-lock.
"DONT HURT ME!" He cried, "You can have the pizza for free!"
Sonic pulled off the cape, only surprised to what he saw. He saw a red teen with a terrible acme problem. Sonic, who was blushing at his mistake, took the crushed pizza from under the man.
"Terribly Sorry.." Sonic said and handed him a couple of 100 dollar bills. "No Lawsuits, ok?"
The kid took the money and ran back to his van with a black eye and bleeding lip.
"MAN THAT WAS IDIOTIC." Sonic said to himself.
Sonic walked back into the house and called up to Sailor Moon.
"Moon, Pizza is here!" He yelled.
"Okies, I am coming," She called back
Sailor Moon, all dressed up in a goth outfit, came downstairs.
"Moon..."Sonic Began..."You're a goth..."
"I was hoping the creepy person wouldnt notice me now." She said with a bottle of Saki in her hand.
"Well, one thing has got to go." Sonic said and grabbed her bottle of Saki. "NO MORE SAKI!"
To be continued...
Can Sailor Moon live without Saki? And What about her 7 hours to live? And How do Sonic and Moon Finish that Whole Pizza in time? Find out in the next chapter!