How Johnny Stole Christmas.
Authors Note:Do not try at home what you see in this story!
Squee gulped as he walked up the driveway of 777.He tried to thing of something good like bunnies,but one of the bunnies turned evil and started eating Squee."ahhh!"Squee screamed. Johnny stopped drilling and dropped the drill to see whats going on. "Be right back.I gotta figure out what happened to Squee."Johnny said as he walked out the basement and as the man tried to untie himself and scramble to freedom.
Johnny looked through the boarded windows and saw Squee standing in the snow.Squee knocked on the door and stood there.Johnny opened the door with blood on his shirt and hands."Yes,what do you want?"Johnny said looking back in forth to see if anyone was trying to get away.
"Y...you better not..uhh...cry I mean uhh..."Squee sang very nervously as Johnny pulled out a knife and stabbed a guy escaping from the basement window and kicked the body back in.
Blood sprayed into the snow.Squee stood there white as a ghost eyes wide open."If anyone asks you got a nosebleed from some bully"Johnny said as he walked inside and closed the door.
Squee stood there wide eyed holding his bear.He walked back up and rang the doorbell and he heard a scream "Ow! son of a...Oh its you again.What do you want"
"Mr.Johnny I was wondering do you believe in Santa Claus."Squee asked"No, why."He said "Alright,Uhh...well Merry Chris..." Johnny slammed the door before he could finish."Almost Christmas! Thats how long i've been in this shithole! I feel like i've done nothing wrong.I want to mentally scar everyone around the world.Now how will I do it.
Johnny thought long about and watched shitty Christmas Movies that usually have a sappy ending. He nearly ended he's search until he came across one of the most shittiest movies he's ever seen "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". "The ending sucks,but I could steal all those present but at least in this city, but how"
Johnny thought and thought and had an idea although it was crazy it may work. He grabbed a rusted needle from a draw and ran downstairs into the basement.He checked the calendar. "only 6 more days til Xmas. Thats enough time"
He grabbed a crow from the window seil and stabbed the crow with the needle.The crow jerked back and flew away but he got what he wanted. "Who the Hell are you! Why am I here!" A guy screamed as he he tried to get free from the cage he was in.
Johnny smiled an evil grin as he turned out and stared at the guy. Three of the guys near him back off to the other end of the cage.Johnny pulled out the needle."What are you gonna do! I can get aids from that!"He yelled.
"Thats a chance i'm willing to take."Johnny grinned as he injected bird blood into the man.
"Now flap your arms!"Johnny yelled.
"What!"The man asked "Do it or i'll nail your intestines to the wall!"Johnny answered.
The man groaned and flapped his arms.The man hovered off the ground."I can't believe it! I'm fly..."The man cheered right before his head blew up.
Blood flew everywhere.One of the men gasped in horror."Oh my god please let me out of here"
"I need something more pure."Johnny thought.
Johnny looked through the dirty basement window and saw a dove eating seeds."Perfect."He smiled with an evil grin.
Authors Note:Do not try at home what you see in this story!
Squee gulped as he walked up the driveway of 777.He tried to thing of something good like bunnies,but one of the bunnies turned evil and started eating Squee."ahhh!"Squee screamed. Johnny stopped drilling and dropped the drill to see whats going on. "Be right back.I gotta figure out what happened to Squee."Johnny said as he walked out the basement and as the man tried to untie himself and scramble to freedom.
Johnny looked through the boarded windows and saw Squee standing in the snow.Squee knocked on the door and stood there.Johnny opened the door with blood on his shirt and hands."Yes,what do you want?"Johnny said looking back in forth to see if anyone was trying to get away.
"Y...you better not..uhh...cry I mean uhh..."Squee sang very nervously as Johnny pulled out a knife and stabbed a guy escaping from the basement window and kicked the body back in.
Blood sprayed into the snow.Squee stood there white as a ghost eyes wide open."If anyone asks you got a nosebleed from some bully"Johnny said as he walked inside and closed the door.
Squee stood there wide eyed holding his bear.He walked back up and rang the doorbell and he heard a scream "Ow! son of a...Oh its you again.What do you want"
"Mr.Johnny I was wondering do you believe in Santa Claus."Squee asked"No, why."He said "Alright,Uhh...well Merry Chris..." Johnny slammed the door before he could finish."Almost Christmas! Thats how long i've been in this shithole! I feel like i've done nothing wrong.I want to mentally scar everyone around the world.Now how will I do it.
Johnny thought long about and watched shitty Christmas Movies that usually have a sappy ending. He nearly ended he's search until he came across one of the most shittiest movies he's ever seen "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". "The ending sucks,but I could steal all those present but at least in this city, but how"
Johnny thought and thought and had an idea although it was crazy it may work. He grabbed a rusted needle from a draw and ran downstairs into the basement.He checked the calendar. "only 6 more days til Xmas. Thats enough time"
He grabbed a crow from the window seil and stabbed the crow with the needle.The crow jerked back and flew away but he got what he wanted. "Who the Hell are you! Why am I here!" A guy screamed as he he tried to get free from the cage he was in.
Johnny smiled an evil grin as he turned out and stared at the guy. Three of the guys near him back off to the other end of the cage.Johnny pulled out the needle."What are you gonna do! I can get aids from that!"He yelled.
"Thats a chance i'm willing to take."Johnny grinned as he injected bird blood into the man.
"Now flap your arms!"Johnny yelled.
"What!"The man asked "Do it or i'll nail your intestines to the wall!"Johnny answered.
The man groaned and flapped his arms.The man hovered off the ground."I can't believe it! I'm fly..."The man cheered right before his head blew up.
Blood flew everywhere.One of the men gasped in horror."Oh my god please let me out of here"
"I need something more pure."Johnny thought.
Johnny looked through the dirty basement window and saw a dove eating seeds."Perfect."He smiled with an evil grin.