Chapter 6: Is This A Joke?
Doctor Quincy is awakened at 2:30 AM by a phone call.
"Dr. Quincy?"
"Yes, who is this?"
"This is the District Attorney! Where does Jerry Lewis live?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Because the sneaking snake in the grass just robbed the California Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank!"
Dr. Quincy is now fully awake, and a little peeved. He doesn't like anyone referring to his former field partner as a 'sneaking snake in the grass'!
"Is this a joke?"
"No, and I fully expected your uncooperation. That's why I have a warrant to search Jerry's home, those girls villa, and WOOHP!"
"Now don't try marching into WOOHP with just a warrant! Federal Law holds sway over State Law, and Federal Law protects us from ANY search or seizure! If you try to forcibly enter WOOHP, the on-duty agents will go to Condition 66, and defend the building at all costs.
"I'll be at WOOHP in half an hour, and meet you there! Good bye!"
Dr. Quincy's mind is racing. Jerry, Sam, Clover, and Alex robbing the Federal Reserve Bank? Unbelievable! He'll need to do some investigating on his own, but without any 'help' from the local DA .
True to his word, Dr. Quincy is at WOOHP in 30 minutes. He sees the DA just outside of the main entrance, with twenty heavily armed policemen. But by looking at the windows of the building, he can see that Condition 66 has been declared and there are 100 heavily armed WOOHP agents ready for the assault. He quickly goes to meet the DA.
"Well, I am surprised you showed! We were just about to storm the building!" said the DA sarcastically.
"And if you would have done such an incredibly stupid thing, you and every policeman here would have been dead within 5 minutes! Didn't I warn you about Condition 66? The building is under that condition now, and ANY attempt by unauthorized personnel to enter the building will be dealt with by deadly force!
"Now, do you want your small group of policemen to stand down, or are you going to continue on your suicidal mission?" said Dr. Quincy, irritably.
The DA at first is angry, but then he starts to notice some of the agents pointing weapons at him and the policemen, from open windows. He decides that discretion is the better part of valor, and orders the policemen to stand down. Dr. Quincy tells the people in the WOOHP building to go to Condition 56. The guns are retracted back into the rooms.
"Now, what is this nonsense about?" demands Dr. Quincy.
"Nonsense? I expected that kind of attitude from you, or anyone associated with WOOHP!" replied the DA, as Dr. Quincy's face started to show his anger.
The DA continued, "Let me show you some still photos taken from the security cameras at the California Fed. You can plainly see Jerry, Sam and those two other witches, cutting holes in walls and leaving with 4 large suitcases. Edwin Pecunia, the Bank Director, tells us $100M was stolen from the Central Timed Vault by them."
He hands the photos to Dr. Quincy, and continues, "Are you going to call the Director of a Federal Reserve Bank a liar?"
Dr. Quincy doesn't know what to think! The pictures clearly show Jerry and the gals breaking out of the Bank.
"No, but I would like to talk to him. Alone!" replied Dr. Quincy.
The DA shrugged. "He'll just tell you what he told us!"
"Maybe! But I'll get the info without the vitriolic editorial comments!" It is the DA's turn to have his face turn red in anger, as Dr. Quincy gets into his car and drives over to the California Fed. The DA and policemen go to their vehicles and drive away.
KIRTT drives to the abandoned Medical building. Jerry and the spies unload the suitcases and roll them in the front door. They wheel them down the main corridor, down the East corridor and down the well-lit corridor. This time, the door at the end of the corridor opens, and they are in the presence of Dr. Sonor and her three assistants.
"Excellent work, Jerry, Sam, Alex and Clover! You followed your instructions well! Now Sam, give your suitcase to Maggie, Alex, give yours to Brandy, and Clover give yours to Debbie! I'll take yours, Jerry!"
The spies and Jerry obey the commands, and surrender the suitcases.
"Now, Jerry, Clover, Sam and Alex, I want you to return to your vehicle, and drive back to WOOHP! As you approach WOOHP you will begin to forget everything that has happened, and when you arrive there, you will know nothing of what transpired! Now go!"
Without a word, Jerry and the gals return to KIRTT and travel back to WOOHP, where they are in for a rude reception.
Dr. Quincy is in the office of Edwin Pecunia.
"………and that's what happened, Doctor!" concluded Edwin.
"You say they insisted on bringing the suitcases with them into the vault?"
"Yes! I thought it was odd! I shouldn't have let them take them in!"
"Well, you didn't know, Ed! But I just can't believe Jerry, Alex, Clover and Sam would DO such a thing! But you have the video and still pictures to prove that they did!"
"I am sorry, Quincy! I know Jerry was an especially old and dear friend to you, as he was to me!" Edwin said, sympathetically.
"What will you do now, Doctor?"
"What can I do? We have to release an All Points Bulletin for the four of them, and arrest them!
"I….I better get back to WOOHP and get it over with!" said Dr. Quincy, sadly.
As soon as Jerry and the gals left, Dr. Sonor and her assistants make their plans for escape. But first, she needs to make a call.
"Hello, Terry?"
"Dr. Sonor! Do you have good news for me?"
"Yes! The plan has worked flawlessly! We have the suitcases of money, and Jerry and the spies are on their way back to WOOHP, where they will be arrested!"
"EXCELLENT! Excellent, Doctor! Soon Jerry and WOOHP will be utterly disgraced! A perfect punishment for him!"
"We will be leaving soon, Terry. Are you sure you don't want any of the money?"
"No, Doctor! Consider that my reward for executing your plan perfectly! Good bye, Doctor!"
"Good bye, Terry."
Terry couldn't wait for this scandal to hit the news media! Maybe he'll help it along. He'll contact the DA and see what he can leak.
Dr. Sonor and her assistants also make final plans.
"Okay, ladies! We each have a suitcase with $25M in one hundred dollar bills in it. Now we shall go our separate ways, and remember! Don't tell anyone here where you are going! That way if we are captured, we can't give the others away!"
"Right you are, Brianna! Good luck!" said Debbie, as she wheeled her suitcase out to her waiting car.
"Thanks, Doctor! Take care!" said Maggie, as she took her suitcase to her car.
"You're the best!" said Brandy, as she took her suitcase to her car.
Doctor Sonor took one last look at the Medical Building before going to her car with her suitcase. She'll be able to start anew somewhere else, and has the money for a fresh start, now. A small smile creeps over her face, as she gets into her car, and leaves.