Disclaimer: why do we even have to put this on? We don't own Naruto! So…. stop rubbing it in! - Wiglady
Wiglady: for this chapter there is no one speaking Japanese, I think. So it's all in English. I mean the dialogue of course. Naruto maybe a little out of character. And Sasuke too. I think.
" Remember" – talking
Eat cookies - thoughts
/eat the cookie/ - Japanese
"It's sugar cookie" – English
Chapter 2: Cookies
The bustle of the airport could quite compare to the commotion of the airport Naruto was trying to get out of alive at this very moment. "Ouch…! Watch where you're going, you bloody bastard!" he hollered over his shoulder as someone roughly brushed past him. Naruto glared murderously at a child who looked up at him in shock.
Suddenly realizing how hungry and thirsty he was, Naruto wove in between the thickening crowd to a restaurant upstairs. The stupid airline served nothing but peanuts and watery soup throughout his flight. Sitting down at a table with a plate of steaming pizza, Naruto was about to take his first, ravenous bite when someone tapped him on the shoulder. The blonde turned around, pizza dangling precariously on his fingers.
"Excuse me," the clerk who was at the pizza stands said, "But you forgot to pay for your meal."
Naruto dropped the pizza back on the plate, blue eyes widening in disbelief. "What? I paid you already."
"Can I see your receipt, then, sir?" the clerk persisted.
He patted his pockets and dug out his wallet, running his hand through it to find the item asked of him. "What…? I could have sworn…. You probably didn't give it to me."
"Sir, I'm certain you didn't pay, now if you would just-"
"Are you crazy!" Naruto exploded, "Of course I paid!"
"Well, you don't have the receipt…. Did you touch your pizza yet?"
"No, I couldn't because- Whoa! What are you doing, pizza boy! Hands off my food!" Naruto snarled as the clerk reached for his plate.
"I'm sorry, but I'll have to take this back- Hey!" he exclaimed as Naruto snatched his bag from the ground, the pizza from the place, and dashed off into the multicolored throngs. "Security!" the clerk shouted, pointing a finger at the vanishing Naruto. Four burly guards snapped out of their afternoon snooze and lumbered after Naruto.
"You…! With the blonde hair! Stop!" One barked.
"Crap," Naruto muttered, moving quickly into a shop, pressing his back against the wall as he saw the guards sprint past him. "Haha! Piece of cake!" He declared, cramming a slice into his mouth. "Oh man… I need to use the restroom…."
Sweeping himself into an empty lavatory, Naruto entered a stall, dropped his backpack on the ground, and pulled down his funky, orange pants.
It happened in moments.
The stall door was wrenched open, and Naruto found himself staring into the four faces of the security guards who were pursing him only moments ago. "Heh, heh, thought you could escape, could you?" one leered, jerking Naruto from his seat on the toilet. The boy quickly hitched up his pants, shoving the man's hands away.
"You… pervert! At least let me finish!"
Closing the door, Naruto quickly finished no.2, but sadly that no. 2 became diarrhea due to the airline peanuts. The diarrhea became uncontrollable and it seemed to leak out of the toilet. After Naruto finished his so call "no. 2", the toilet wouldn't flush! Panicking, Naruto pushes the flush button over and over and over and over again. (A/N: You know what happens when you keep pushing that button the poop won't flush but the water keeps rising) Thinking, Naruto knows he can't go through the main exit, so, he decides to exit out the window. Grabbing his backpack, and getting a boost from the top of the toilet, Naruto accidentally pushes the toilet handle. Soon the poop overflows. Naruto sees this and he keeps pushing the button over and over and over again hoping the mess would go down. Having too much fun, he slowly exits out the window. Waiting patiently, the guards see the chunky, dark brown, smooth, mashed potato like poop coming toward them. Not quick enough to respond, the guards look down at the mush touching their new leather Italian shoes.
" OH MY GOD! MY NEW SHOES!"
Outside of the bathroom, Naruto starts walking away from the building. He is soon lost.
"Excuse me sir, but do you know how to get to Ko-no– OH MY GOD it's you!"
"Naruto! Tsunade 's cousin's son's cousin's aunt's sister's cousin's nephew! Oh, my you have grown! What brings you here to Japan? Aren't you supposed to be at home? Or school?" Jiraiya chirped.
"Um… it's cousin's brother's sister's son…um you get the point, we're um… very distance. So do you know where KO-NO-HA high school is?"
"Hm. Your Japanese is not so…good…well. It's not good at all!"
"You don't have to rub it in."
"Ok…It's horrible. Why are you here anyway?
"I transferred from England to Japan for this school program thingy."
"Oh…. SO YOU'RE THE TRANFER STUDENT!"
"Yes."
"You're the transfer student!"
"Yes"
"Really?"
"YES!"
"I can redeem myself now!"
"What do you mean redeem yourself? What did you do?"
"You know...those books orange books I give for your birthday?"
" Never mind! I don't want to know. You give me those books for every year for my birthday. I don't why because I don't even read them!"
"Oh. Really? You're just not mature enough to understand."
"What I am mature!"
"No. You always acted like a child."
"What!…Fine I see how it is. Forget about your chance to redeem yourself!" Naruto stomps away like a child who asked for a cookie, but didn't get one.
"Ahh! Wait! Naruto come back!"
" NO!"
"How about I buy you some…candy?"
"What do you think I am? A three-year who could be bribe by candy? IF YOU THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK THEN-"
"White chocolate?"
"Really? Heresy's cookies n' cream? And any other white chocolate I like?"
"…." Jairyia takes a look at his wallet. This is going to cost me a lot.
"Let's go to the Candy Shop!"
"Okay, lets go."
"On foot?"
"How else?"
"By car!"
"NO…. on foot it's good exercise."
"You just don't have a car," Naruto mutters to himself
"I HEARD THAT!"
"I'm expressing the truth. Wait, don't tell me, old Jiraiya can't handle the truth!" Naruto exclaimed, trying not to laugh.
"It's final. We're WALKING!"
"No…. hmp"
(20 minutes later)
"THE CANDY SHOP!" exclaimed Naruto.
"Yes the candy shop."
Walking in the candy shop Naruto sees so many different kinds of white chocolate and he runs in, grabbing all the white chocolate he wants while Jiraiya stands in one spot, his jaw dropping in disbelief. (5 minutes later) Naruto has an arm full of white chocolate. Shoving it on the counter, ten pieces fall off the table.
/Um…are you going to purchase all of this/ The clerk asked in a shaky voice staring at the stick- like boy.
" Huh? Sorry I don't speak Japanese"
"Oh, I'm sorry! Are you going to purchase all of these chocolate?"
" Of course." Naruto excitedly answer while picking up the 10 pieces of chocolate.
" Wow, that's as much candy as our number 1 customer. So, cash… or…um…credit?
" Hey, Jiraiya, come over here."
Walking over, Jiraiya stares, horrified at the giant pile of chocolate.
" Are you serious?" Jiraiya asked in a nervous voice.
"What do you mean it just a little bit of chocolate!"
" A little! It's a mountain full of chocolate!"
" 56,589yen, So is it cash or credit?" the clerk interrupted Jiraiya.
"56,589 YEN!" Jiraiya said very an annoyed look in his eye.
"Cash or credit?"
"…Cash"
"Thaaaaannnnnk…. Youuuuuuu," Naruto drawled out, having a hard time getting the money since Jiraiya wouldn't let go of it.
That kid took away all of my money from my new paycheck for this month. Damn it! Jiraiya thought, as the clerk gave him the ten bags full of Naruto's chocolate.
"Here you go. Have a nice day! Come back soon!" The clerk said, as she handed the bags to Jiraiya as Jiraiya handed it to Naruto.
"We will!" Naruto shouted, as he exited the shop.
AS soon as they stepped out the candy shop, a man crashes into Naruto. Naruto, who has just gotten out of the shop and has just taken a few steps forward with his bags of candy, is now on the floor with his bags all over the floor. Luckily for him, the candy didn't spill out.
"Ow.. That hurt." Naruto said, rubbing his forehead.
In the distance Naruto hears a woman's voice saying, / stop thief/ over and over again. But sadly, he couldn't understand Japanese that well so all he understood was the 'stop' part. The man (thief) suddenly got up and started looking for the purse he had dropped. In the distance, Naruto can see a blur of blue coming closer and closer. The man searched around and the man went for the purse, but changed his mind and snatched Naruto's precious bag of chocolate from the ground, dashing off. Naruto slowly got up started to pick up his bags, slowly counting them. There was only nine! One was missing and there was purse in its place!
As Naruto was about to give Jiraiya his shopping bags and his backpack, the blur was actually a boy running after the man (thief). Then Naruto quickly shoved his shopping bags and his backpack to Jiraiya and dashed off to save his candy! Jiraiya was kind of confused why Naruto had just given him something and sprinted off like that. Naruto plowed his way through the crowds to catch the thief.
He was running at the same pace, but the boy was but just a little faster. 1(insert description of Sasuke here) wow he's really fast Naruto thought to himself. As he was staring at the boy (Sasuke) he didn't see the pole in front of him and of course running at full speed and not paying attention to where you're running could lead to disaster. Luckily, Naruto quickly saw the pole coming so he moved away from it and accidentally pushed the boy (Sasuke), making him fall on the hard floor. "I'M SORRY!" Naruto yelled as he started to sprint.
That man (thief) had his candy! Naruto started to catch up to him. Naruto was so close that he started to run faster and when he was side by side to him, Naruto smiled and the man and the smile quickly disappear and there was suddenly a frown. SMACK! Naruto's fist connected with the man's face knocking him out for a few seconds. Naruto quickly grabbed his bag and start to walk in a fast pace so one could see what he just did.
Looking back at the man (thief) he felt kind of sorry for him. Still walking a fast walking pace he hits his head on the telephone pole. BAM! "Ow! My head! Who the hell put this bloody pole in front of me? Ow. Damn it!" Naruto said while rubbing his head. Oh great now I'm going to have a sore head tomorrow on my head. Naruto looks up to see the boy (Sasuke) glaring at him.
/why did you chase him? Did you know he was a thief/ The boy (Sasuke) questions him
Naruto stares at him blankly. What hell is he saying?
/answer me! Damn it/
"Um…Sorry but I can't speak Japanese that well."
Sasuke stares at him. Oh. He's a true blonde. He didn't bleach his hair like other people. If he doesn't speak Japanese then why did he chase after that thief? The thief had a gun! Looks like he bumped his head on the pole over there. Aww.. The poor thing. Wait. What hell am I saying? I'm just going go and return the lady's purse and ask for his name.
" What's you name?"
"…Why do you want to know?"
"Because you're an idiot."
"How dare you call me, Uzumaki Naruto, an idiot!" Damn it! I'm such an idiot!
"Thanks for the name"
"Bastard.." Naruto muttered.
"hn."
"Well got to go …um…what's your name?"
"…"
"Let me guess…um…"
"…" Idiot
" um…oh! You have a name tag!"
Naruto walked up to Sasuke and to stare at Sasuke's shirt.
"… What are you doing?"
"Trying to read your name tag."
"Get away from me! How long does it take you to read a few characters!"
" I can't –"
" You such an idiot it says, Uchiha Sasuke"
"The hell? Oh my god! I just was trying to be nice then you- god! Could you give back my bag? I have to go now."
Grabbing his bag he quickly sprint off. And yelling behind him "Bye, Ass hole!"
As for Sasuke he got the thief and took him to the police station. The man got arrested. Sasuke returned the old lady's purse. He was thanked. Later his groupies, fan club, and stalkers chased Sasuke and they live happily ever after! ( A/N: that's not how the story ends)
THE END
Ha ha THAT'S ALL NO MORE! So review our story now. Go on. I'm kidding! But since you guys review, I guess I'll write more. if you review more then I shall write more! Bwhahaha I'm too nice. T-T (wiglady)
K: Thank you Wiglady for doing the second part of chapter 2 XD. I didn't mean to leave off at the bathroom part. But hey, I'm still (sort of) doing my job. -
Wiglady: … just to tell the reviewers, K did up to the "pervert let me finish!" yup. I did the rest! So it may seem awkward. Yup. My weird mind!
(Candy shop)
"What took so long? Jiraiya asked looking at the blonde who couldn't stop mumbling something about an asshole.
"Nothing. Nothing at all!" Naruto replied quickly.
"Let's go see Tsunda now" Naruto quickly said.
"Okay"
"How are we going to get there?" Naruto questioned.
"By foot of course!"
"But that going to take forever!"
"Oh! Naruto here's your stuff!" Jiraiya said while shoving the bags in Naruto's face.
(2 hours later)
"We're finally there! We're finally here at Ko-no-ha high school!" Naruto said
" I'm getting too old for this stuff."
"I have a question why did it take us 2 hours to get here?"
" You kept telling me to slow down!"
(Tsunade 's office)
"Naruto you're finally here!" Tsunda said with joy.
"Tsunade!" Naruto greeted, while dropping his bags on the floor.
"Naruto!"
Tsunade opening her arms so she could hug Naruto while he was running towards her.
Naruto rushes passes her and she see he only ran that way for the candy. She smacks Naruto on the head for doing that.
"Ow. What was that for?"
"…."
"…"
"Anyway, Naruto here are the classes you are taking for the rest of this semester for this year."
The Schedule
Course tile………………………………………..Teacher…………………………….MTWThF
Freshman PE ………………………………….Uchiha, Itachi…………………. 1 1 1 1 1
Co-ed cooking……………………………………..Orochimaru………………… 2 2 2 2 2
Freshman English…………………………………Uchiha, Itachi……………………3 3 3 3 3
World History.…………………………………………..Gai ……………………………………4 4 4 4 4
Theatre Arts 1………………………………………Hatake, Kakashi……………..…. 5 5 5 5 5
Sex Education……………………………………… Jiraiya………………………………..6 6 6 6 6
TBC for real
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