AN: Alright here is the deal; I have all the chapters finished. I will post them once a week on Saturday or maybe ever other Saturday. That will depends on you my lovely readers, since FFN has put in the hit count well . the numbers don't lie unless one person clicks it a billion times.

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Well enjoy my off beat version of a Vampire story.

Life or Something Like it

Chapter Two: Two Sires and a Hottie

It was roughly around midnight when his childe and grand childe returned home. The sliver haired man sat comfortably on the ceiling of the living room and watched the whole exchange.

Small yet affectionate touches of the hand proved that his not so young childe craved more then friendship with the girl. Of course he could understand why, the girl held herself like a queen or at lest a princess. Graceful steps, gentle expressions only violent when Naruto did something idiotic, then well Sakura would chase him around with anything at hand. It didn't matter if it was a broom, chair, spoon, and if there was no long blunt objects were around…. Well the bigger things would start to fly.

Funny how girl's moods could switch so easily, it was like a light switch really.

Kakashi was sure even the grouch of the group enjoyed the energy this girl put out sometimes. Hell they all did or evidence showed.

"Hey! Teacher!" The blonde waved up at the upside down Kakashi.

"Naruto, Sakura. enjoy the movies?"

"Yea, where have you been?"

"Around."

"Bland as ever with your explanations I see."

"Old habits die hard."

Sakura now spoke as she made her way to the couch and the TV remote. "Did you pick up the blood? Yea know we are kind of running low."

"Well you see this black cat walked my path and I had to take th-"

In unison the two childe screamed "YOU LIAR!"

"Great now I'm the one who has to pick it up now?" Naruto grumbled and sent nasty glares towards his teacher. "I will be back in a few hours, you lazy lecher. One of these days!" Kakashi couldn't help but smirk as Naruto stormed out.

"You got the blood didn't you?"

"Hmm possibly."

"So you sent him out on a wild goose chase?"

"Maybe."

"You are a really horrible teacher."

"You think so?"

"Mm maybe."

Kakashi appeared beside her and snatched the remote. "I wonder if any of the late night stuff is on…." Only to have the remote re-stolen by Sakura.

"I am not watching your perverted shows." Sakura clicked it to the all cartoon channel and started to watch their late night programs.

"This is just as bad. Look how big her chest is." The sliver hair man pointed out bluntly.

"At lest she isn't doing the blue hair chick five minutes into the show!" There was a mild stare/glare off until they both turned back to the show.

Sakura paused again when she caught Kakashi one eye stare directed towards her. "Yes?"

There was no answer and only an exasperated sigh on Sakura's part. Sometimes, Sakura thought, I wish I was strong enough just to hit him like I do Naruto when this happens.

"So how have you been doing?"

o.o.o.o.o.

After a lengthy talk about the ups and downs to the life style of a vampire, Sakura just sighed and yawned.

"So this is why you tricked him out into going to get more blood."

"I am just a tad concern."

"Oh you mean the fact I got another personality who wants to rip out people's heart? Cause death destruction and all kinds of other wonderful unpleasant things?" She vented on it for a moment only to sigh. "And from how you explain it, I got both of them double teaming up on me or better put as tag teaming me."

Kakashi just toyed with a lock of his hair. "Naruto seems not so generous with giving knowledge and rather replace it with affection. I figured it was about time that I stepped up and filled in a few of the blanks."

"Yea well thanks… I guess… I got a ton of questions really… honestly its all really confusing." As she rested her chin in her palm and a hand gently ruffled her hair.

"You're a lot easier to teach then Naruto I know that for sure. It took over 100 years to fully pound in everything through that thick skull of his. So ask away"

And, they shared a laugh at that thought.

"Well does… Sasuke… and some times Naruto get these freaky red eyes when pissed… what do that mean? Sasuke does it more often… I've only seen Naruto's eyes change once." Green orbs look up into the teacher's solitary eye.

"Well Naruto's eyes are because of the demon in side him, I am sure he told you." There was a short nod to confirm what was just discovered this night. "As for Sasuke… you know he is hunting for his brother but that's not the reason."

Kakashi ran a hand through his hair and stared upwards for a few moments. "You see, some people are naturally gifted; seers, healers, and a whole mess of other abnormal abilities. Some people think demons mated with humans or some how blood got mixed in there. It's thin now; well for most people they have a larger amount of demon blood in them and it's potent and even deadly. That is if they have an abnormal ability with it. That was Sasuke's family in a nut shell. Two clans mixed a human mother and a demon father. They internally mated among themselves until the gene pool became too shallow. When that happened they accepted people outside of the family – mostly females and humans."

"That's… that's… I can't find the words… disgusting?" Sakura just sat there even though there was only blood and wine in her stomach, the urge to barf was there.

He chuckled for a moment and sighed, "Yea well they were a very…. touchy feely family I guess. You fall in love with your sister? No problem! Well anyways, the family was a fair size by the time Sasuke and his brother were born. However, his brother around age 15 the older Uchiha was changed into a vampire. The first one in fact to ever became a vampire." Kakashi voice just dropped just below sub zero.

"It was a horrible idea. You see each change is a very personal thing between the sire and childe. Some do it to make minions, lovers, traveling companions, whatever the reason. However, Itachi was uncontrollable in his blood thirst. In the end he effectively destroyed the clan, the only one to make it out somewhat alive was Sasuke.

"He was eight and full of rage. So the little runt trained, and trained. Became an effective demon hunter really, the kid was so pissed off at the world he took it on anything that moved in the dark." Kakashi got up again and walked over to the fridge and pulled out some fresh blood – O type his favorite.

"Then what happened?" Sakura turned her head with the elder's movement green eyes never off him.

"Well let's see… He hunted down Naruto and I thinking we knew his brother. He was… 15 then. Naruto knocked some common sense into the kid's skull and we left him in capable hands or so we thought. Later we find out about 30 years later that the kid fought the wrong man and ended up like us. Of course Naruto had to help a helpless cause so we hunted him down this time." Kakashi rolled his eye and took a long gulp of the red drink.

"Wait with how Sasuke and Naruto fight with each other…."

"You think he wouldn't have been so worried. The kid gets easily attached. Anyways after we took Sasuke home and Naruto cleaned him up, his Sire was dead. Well no that would be sugar coating it. Sasuke ripped him to ribbons. So we took him in, or I should say Naruto did." When the drink was polished off, Kakashi smiled at Sakura.

"So… what happened to make them well… strongly dislike each other so much?"

"Oh I wouldn't call it that… more like pent up frustration at each other. Don't worry about it, give it a few years and it will clear up again only to suddenly appear." Kakashi dumped his dirty dishes into the sink for someone else to clean.

"Years!"

"Give or take."

Sakura just groaned and put her head down onto the table, "I can't take it if it was years…"

"Would you rather want them to start screwing each other like rabbits again?"

"Yea sure if it would…- WHAT! AGAIN?" Green eyes widen and stared in pure and utter shock at Kakashi and his blunt statement.

AN: For the people who actually like my take and potential story lines created, I am planning to do spin off stories. The first one will take place around/right after this fic. While the story isn't totally ironed out yet I have started it. I am planning it to be a SasuxSakuxGaara Love triangle with a little HinataxNaruto.

If you guys got any ideas I would love to hear them, the story is still dead in the water and in the works.

Well Ladies and gentlemen that is all she wrote.