Wiglady: Hey everyone! I'm back! I'm really sorry for misspelling Tsunade! Thank you for correcting me on it! Sorry for changing the title! I hope we didn't loose anyone! Also sorry for the LATE update…
Disclaimer: … sigh I don't own Naruto.
Note: I think some people are out of character.
" Remember" – talking
Eat cookies - thoughts
/eat the cookie/ - Japanese
"It's sugar cookie" – English
Warning: This chapter contains crappy attempt at humor.
Chapter 3: Tour guide, LEE
Last time:
The ScheduleCourse tile………………………………………..Teacher…………………………….MTWThF
Freshman PE. …………………………………Uchiha, Itachi…………………. 1 1 1 1 1
Co-ed cooking……………………………………..Orochimaru………………… 2 2 2 2 2
Freshman English…………………………………Uchiha, Itachi……………………3 3 3 3 3
World History.…………………………………………..Gai ……………………………………4 4 4 4 4
Theatre Arts 1………………………………………Hatake, Kakashi……………..…. 5 5 5 5 5
Sex Education……………………………………… Jiraiya………………………………..6 6 6 6 6
" Um.. I can't read hiragana…that well." Naruto said slowly eyes darting around the room nervously.
"Aren't you suppose to know all your Japanese by now, brat. You had at least one week to learn some hiragana. You do know all your katakana. Right?" remarked Tsunade.
"Uh…well you…see…um..." he started fidgeting slightly.
(Flashback)
" A package?" Naruto said while staring dumbly at the brown box.
He looked at the box in his hands, and then looked at the letter attached to it. He stashed the box in his apartment somewhere and quickly grabbed the letter. Naruto opened it and read aloud:
Dear Naruto,
How are you doing? Well anyway, let me get to the point of this letter. Remember the letter you wrote me last time. You asked me what kind of new drama shows I've been watching? Well, I sent then over to you. Most of them are romance. Well, romance / comedy/ action. I hope you enjoy watching them. I expect you give it back to me within 6 months or I'm going to hunt you down! I don't care how it costs send these over but you better send them back! I'm kidding. But I do want you to give it back within 6 months. Tell me what you think of these. Also talk to me on online. My sn is Flower Girl687. Take care!
Your friend,
? (The name may not be mention, yet.)
When Naruto finished reading the letter, he swiftly shoved it away somewhere and opened the box. What he found was 15 different DvDs. Grinning, he looked at the first DvD his friend had sent him.
" My sassy girl? (1) Hmm… I wonder what that's about." He said to himself with a shrug.
Naruto took the DvD and put it in his laptop to watch. This continued for the next several days. His eyes staying glued to the screen only moving to change disk or going to the bathroom. While during this time a little voice in his head kept reminding him something about Japanese, which he promptly ignored. He watched almost of the movies his friend had sent him over those three days. When he was suppose to be studying Japanese.
(End of Flashback)
"You wasted your time watching movies, when you should have been studying your Japanese! " Tsunade yelled while smacking her head continuously on to the wooden table. Then she suddenly stopped and hit Naruto in the back of the head.
" Oww! I didn't waste my time! Those movies were really good! I learned some Korean!" wined Naruto.
Tsunade stared at him blankly.
" Fine I'll type you an English version brat" Tsunade said glaring while grabbing the schedule away from Naruto's hands.
"Hey!"
Tsunade quickly scanned the paper and noticed something odd. She reread it again to make sure she wasn't imagining things. She blinked. Why is Itachi's name on the schedule twice? I have to talk to Shizune about this.
"Shizune!" she called out
Shizune rushed into the room carrying a stack of papers that looked like it was about to topple over. /Hai! Tsunade-sama/
/Shizune, why is Uchiha Itachi on Naruto's schedule twice/
/You're the one who picked the teachers. /
/ I don't think Itachi-san teaches English though. /
/Well you put the initials U. I. In English so I thought you meant Uchiha Itachi. /
/I meant Umino Iruka, not Uchiha Itachi. / Tsunade said exasperated.
/How was I suppose to know that! They both have the same initials in English. / She complained.
Naruto in sat his seat quietly and impatiently wondering what they were arguing about. He understood most of the conversation but there were still parts that were kind of fuzzy.
Naruto stared at the pencil on Tsunade's desk. To get their attention he chucked the pencil at the arguing people.
He was ignored.
"COULD I HAVE MY SCHDEULE NOW!" Naruto, now frustrated at the Top of His Lungs.
They stopped for a few seconds as Tsunade sat on her chair stared typing his schedule on the computer. She printed it out and shoved it in his face. " Here take it!"
As Naruto took hold of his new schedule he stared blankly at it.
"What you can't read English, too?"
"I CAN READ perfectly fine."
"Of course you can." She remarked sarcastically.
"I just don't know where to go. I only been here like err… couple of times?" he laughed nervously
"I know that's why I got a junior to help you around school. Since it's Friday, he could show you all of your classes and you could maybe meet your teachers."
"A junior?"
"Yup!"
"Who is he?"
"I'll let him introduce himself." Tsunade turns her chair and shouts, " you can come out now!"
Suddenly a person jumps out of nowhere and poppers explode in the background. A man wearing a green polo t-shirt and light- brown khaki pants. Naruto just fell off his chair out of shock. The man said, " Ah! The Spring time of the youth!"
"…"
"Oh! Maybe I overdid my introduction. Hmm…"
Naruto sat on the ground staring him wide eyed.
" I'm Rock Lee! And I will also be your tour guide!"
The only thing going though Naruto's head right now is such thick eyebrows.
"All right you two have fun exploring the school!" Tsunade said with much sarcasm.
" Should I leave my back pack here or bring it with me? I have soup inside. What about my candy? " Naruto questioned with uncertainty while trying to get up at the same time.
Before Tsunade could answer Lee answered, " Bring it with you! And you can put it in my car! But leave your candy here."
As they walked out of Tsunade's office, lee guide Naruto to his 'car'.
"It's a shopping cart?"
"It's not just a shopping cart, but a shopping cart from the 99 cents store!"
"HOW DID YOU GET ONE OF THESE?"
"It's was here laying at school."
"Oh."
" Come on! Jump in!"
Naruto got in to the 'car' and lee started to push the shopping cart. "All right! All freshmen, please put your hands and leg inside the ride at all times. If you fail to listen to these rules, many injuries may occur during this ride including lost of arm, leg, head and mind. Please enjoy. It will begin shortly. Have a good day." Lee said like an announcer at a roller coaster ride. Lee started to sprint and then making many sharp turns. They were having fun until something jumped down and landed on Lee's face, " Gahh! I can't see anything!" Making many sharp turns he tried to get the thing off his face. But for a split second he let go of the shopping cart and tried to get the thing off his face. With the speed Lee sprints the shopping cart was probably going 30 mph and with no one controlling it equals chaos. Naruto did his best to control the shopping cart, but it was one of those screwed up shopping carts were the wheels are bent a certain way…so you would have to push the shopping cart more to one side to get it to move...it was just a crappy shopping cart. He fell out of the shopping cart and…(due to the graphic violence I decide to take this part out.) Lee finally got the 'thing' off his face and threw it on the floor. Then he saw Naruto next to the wall with red liquid on the floor.
Oh my god! What have I done? Lee thought as he dashed over to where Naruto was next to the wall his face covered with little red specks. When running towards Naruto direction he stepped on the 'thing' and it coughed and spurted blood on his shoe and die. Lee suddenly realized he had stepped on the squirrel that jumped on him and he had killed it. I killed two things in one day! Is it Friday the 13th already! How could this happen to me! AHHH! NARUTO!
"NARUTO-KUN, NARUTO- KUN!" yelled Lee while shaking Naruto. What have I done?
" I-I'm bleeding…Tell my 'aunt' I –I –I stole her gambling mon--" Naruto said under his breath.
" I'll – I'll tell but I don't know what you stole but I'll still tell her," Lee said
Naruto's hand dropped on the floor.
" NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Lee in slow motion.
" What have you kids done?" questioned the janitor
" I killed my classmate and a squirrel" sobbed Lee.
" Don't tell me you stepped on a squirrel?" questioned the janitor.
" Yes.." sobbed Lee.
"MAN… how much do you weigh?"
" My weight is not important in this situation!"
" So, what else did you kill?" asked the janitor to Lee.
"My classmate," stated Lee while sobbing.
" Let's see here…. gasp you killed him with---." Said the janitor over dramatically.
" I know! I know.." yelled Lee
" A can of tomato soup," the janitor stated obliviously. " Can I get a clean up on aisle 4?" he yelled
" But I thought you're the janitor," said Lee.
" I am, but not for this school!" he yelled while walking away.
"What happened?" Naruto questioned, " I feel like I hit my head."
"Thank God! You're alive!"
"What happened?"
"What do you remember?"
"uhh… I woke up this morning. Took the plane. Saw my aunt. I ran into a pole. Feel out of a shopping cart and hit my head on a wall. Who are you, again?"
"..."
" I feel if I have met you before…"
"… Are you okay? Do we need to see Tsunade?"
" No! It's fine! I have these memories black out a lot. Please don't tell me what happen from this morning till now. It scares me how much I forget. Which reminds me what did I do on Tuesday?"
" Um.. Okay. I was supposed to show you the school."
" Okay…"
" Are you sure you're fine? "
"Oh where are we? And who are you?"
" I'm rock lee and I'm your tour guide. Your at Konoha High school"
"Okay!"
Lee pushed the cart down the hallway. They stroll along until lee stops to see someone. Somehow there is a ray of light on a certain pink hair girl with a simple laugh from the pink hair girl the ray of light seems bright. Some people call this love at first, but some cal it 'puppy love.'
"Who is she?" Naruto questioned admiring her beauty.
"Who? The girl with pink hair?"
Naruto nodded
" That is the girl I love! Her name is Haruno Sakura! She's a freshman. She's one of the presidents of Sasuke-kun's fan club. I know there is an age difference. But she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen! " Lee said admiring Sakura's beauty.
Sasuke… that name sounds familiar…who is it? Do I owe him something? I can't remember maybe it's not important. Did I play poker with him? Maybe if I think really hard I'll remember…nope nothings coming to mind. It's probably not important. Maybe I meet him this morning…nah! If I did I would remember something that important. I hope remember all the important things that happened this morning. Stupid memory blackouts! Naruto thought.
Lee took another look at his watch, "I'll show you where everything else is later. I have to go and meet up with someone for a group project. Bye! Naruto!"
As Lee started to run, Naruto slowly thought where the hell am I suppose to go? Shit! I'm lost! Lee is gone! What time is it? Let's see…um…holy crap it's 5:00pm! The sun is going down and I don't know how to get to my aunt's office. Naruto started to wander around the school trying to figure where the office is. Sadly for Naruto if he was more observant he would have noticed he was walking in a circle for at least 20 minutes. After those minutes he finally realized that he was walking in a circle and started to go in a different direction. For some reason Naruto was staring at his shoes, while he was walking instead for looking at his surroundings. Now, he was staring at the ground and fell back so his but hit the floor.
"Shit." He spat out.
He notice a pair of black shoes stopped in front of him. He looked up to see a guy with black hair, black eyes, and pale skin.
"Hey dobe." He said with the smirk on his face.
TBC
(1) My Sassy Girl is a Korean movie that is comedy and romance. VERY good movie!
Wiglady: I don't seem to like this chapter very much. (pokes chapter) Naruto seems too OOC (…) T.T I want to keep him in character it's….just that I get carried away. (…) um…ha…ha...ha…? So sorry for the late update! ;;; Also I'm working on another fan fiction so that's taking up my time ;; and school too! TT School is evil! I would like to thank everyone who reviewed this! It's makes me happy to know people love or like this story! (Tears of joy) When I read your reviews it makes me feel so happy! I love you guys! (hugs reviewers)