Hikari: HI! i know, i know... i should be working on my other fan fiction, but i lost my little black notebook, so it's hard for me to type it! so, i decided to do something that came off the top of my head and it also just had to involve Naruto, Sasuke, and a whole bunch of yaoi madness!
Naruto: um...who is she and why does she look scary?
Sasuke: who knows... really
Itachi: why am I here?
Hikari: cause i think that you are sexy/glomps Itachi/
Sasuke/Naruto: 0.0
Itachi/turning purple/ help...me...
Hikari: I LOVE YOU ITACHI!
Kakashi: Hikari doesn't own Naruto, cause if she did, there would be so much yaoi and i would have Iruka! Oh, and she doesn't own MCR's Cemetery Drive.
Iruka: Wha...?
Hikari: Anyways, this is Yaoi, so if you are offended by this then GO AWAY! SHOOO! Anyways, there will be light Sakura bashing, cause she's okay... somewhat and i just can't totally hate her. Pairings are SasukexNaruto, SakuraxLee, cause he needs a chance, HinataXKiba, NejixGaara, cause i just thought of it... ehhe! And ShikamaruxIno... maybe... not sure yet... and of course KakashixIruka! and Itatchi will make appearances cause he's so sexy! I also want to warn you about OOC's and a made up character... basically me and my bestest friend! don't worry... we want yaoi cause we love it!
Sasuke: That was long...
Hikari: Now on with the story! WEEEE! oh and... in my fan fic. Kyuubi's a girl! so live with it.
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
'Kyuubi talking/thoughts or whatever you want to call them'
'Inner Sakura'
Can't Think of A Title Yet...
Chapter 1.
"You're going to lose today Sasuke-teme!" Naruto shouted happily pointing his index finger at the said Uchiha.
"Hn. Whatever dobe." He turned and smirked at Naruto.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" He yelled and started to attack Sasuke. Sasuke swiftly dodged it and counter attacked him. (A/N: sorry, i can't write fighting scenes that well! gomen!) Sakura was in the background cheering Sasuke on, while our favorite perverted sensei, Kakashi, was in the middle of reading Icha Icha Paradise. Naruto went to attack Sasuke again, but then stopped for a split second. Sasuke stopped too. Everyone heard something...and it wasn't a pretty noise. Someone was singing off key...badly...
"I MISS YOU! I MISS YOU SO FARRRRRR! AND THE COLLISION OF YOUR KISS THAT MADE IT SO HARD! BACK HOME! OFF THE RUN! SINGING SONGS THAT MADE YOU SLIT YOUR WRISTS..."
Everyone covered their ears with their hands.
"WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE MONSTER WOULD DO THAT?" Naruto yelled, his ears being more sensitive because of Kyuubi.
"WHO KNOWS!" Sasuke yelled. Then, a smack was heard. And more screaming, Joy.
"Hikari! If you keep singing like you're tone deaf, you will make ME deaf!"
"I'M SORRY KURAI! I WON'T DO IT EVER AGAIN!" Naruto and company took their hands off their ears and heard a plop.
"GET OFF!" The first voice, known as Kurai now, said dangerously. The people walked into the clearing where Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi were. Naruto was dumbfounded.
"THEY'RE GIRLS!" He yelled, pointing fingers at them. The girl with long dark brown hair twitched.
"Do you have a problem with THAT blondie?" She asked. Naruto twitched.
"Don't you DARE call me BLONDIE!" He yelled at her.
"Can everyone calm down? I feel very negative chi's here..." The girl with shoulder length hair said. Sasuke snorted a bit. The girl whipped her head towards him and then had sparkles in her eyes.
"YOU ARE SO SEXY!" she yelled and glomped Sasuke. Sakura gasped. 'MY SASUKE! GETTING GLOMPED BY THAT...THAT...WENCH?' Inner Sakura yelled.
"Kurai! Can I keep him?" The girl asked.
"NO! You can NOT keep him Hikari." Kurai answered.
"But why?" she whined.
"Cause, I said. Now get off him." Kurai demanded.
"Fine..." Hikari pouted and helped Sasuke up. Naruto, being Naruto, asked a very simple question.
"Who are you girls?" He asked. Hikari answered.
"I'm Hikari and this is Kurai." She pointed to the Brunette. "And we are here on official business!" She smiled. Hikari wore a blue spaghetti strapped tank top and baggy white pants, while Kurai wore a red t-shirt and baggy black pants. Hikari's hair was in a braid and was light brown with blonde bangs, while Kurai's was in a low ponytail and just dark brown. Their eyes were almost the same. Hikari's was a green hazel, while Kurai's was just brown. Hikari wore oval shaped glasses too.
"Official business? With WHAT?" Naruto asked.
"We are trying to hook up...mumph!" Kurai covered her mouth with her hand.
"She can be a handful sometimes..." Kakashi smiled, well, you would think he did because of that mask.
"Well, hello ladies. I'm Kakashi, and this is Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto." He introduced them all.
"Nice to meet you all! Now, does anyone know where there is food around here? I'm hungry!" She smiled.
"There's the ramen stand that's..." Naruto didnt' get to finish.
"RAMEN! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" Hikari jumped up and down!
"DID YOU HEAR THAT KURAI! RAMEN!"
"Yes, I did..." Kurai sighed.
"Show me!" Hikari took Naruto's hand and dragged him.
"I believe that the Hokage would like to see you, right?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes, let's go." Kurai said. "And let's just hope that Konoha is ready for Hikari's hyperness..." Kurai followed Kakashi, while Sakura and Sasuke were left in the dark... and so was Naruto, but he didn't care right now.
Hikari: DID YOU LIKE IT?
Naruto: I DID! I LOVE YOU! CAUSE YOU LOVE RAMEN!
Sasuke:...
Sakura: i feel left out...
Kakashi: This is very interesting...
Itachi: I didn't even show up!
Iruka: Neither did I, so live with it.
Kurai: Please review, and no flames please, for Hikari's behalf mostly.