Disclaimer: I'm so tired and no I don't own FMA.

A/N: Lemon or something to that effect. Its probably more of a lime but hey you get the point….. don't you?

Ring

The soft moaning emitting form both men as their bodies wrapped around each other was breath taking. Ed threw his head back and Roy took advantage of the newly exposed skin and planted several full kisses along his neck and ran his tongue along Ed's jaw line. They were tangled in the sheets and they didn't care. Roy moaned as he felt Ed return each thrust. He could feel every inch of Ed's body working with his.

Ring

Roy sighed and thrusted once more. Ed moaned and let out a deep breath.

Ring

"If you stop I swear I will kill you." Ed said faintly.

Roy smiled and continued what he was doing.

"I ...wasn't ...planning on it."

Ring

They both ignored the phone the best they could. It was a little hard for Roy to do that since it was his house and his phone was ringing. But that changed as soon as Ed did that thing with his….

Ring. …(click)

Hey if you leave a message and your important I will call you back….

BEEP…

"Nii-san, if you're there pick up. You were supposed to be here like an hour ago! I an understand you wanting to spend every ounce of your time in bed with Roy but you have to come out sometime…

BEEP

All movement stopped. Roy was looking at Ed like it was the end of the world.

"Why did you stop?"

Ed looked at him funny. "It was my brother!"

Roy started kissing on Ed again.

"So? It's okay he evidently understands that you busy."

"Yes because that's exactly what I want to hear while I'm having sex. My brother's voice."

"Relax."

Roy started to continue with what he was doing. He ran his fingertips up Edward's bare side getting a small response. Roy smirked.

"See you want it and you know it."

He then captured Ed's mouth with his and thrusted his hips forward since he had never actually left the boy. Edward gasped and grabbed onto Roy's shoulder trying to convince himself not to enjoy this activity anymore. I mean his brother had just talked to him while they were doing stuff.

But then again when Roy did that thing with his tongue everything was, well, better.

Ring

Ed smiled and stifled a laugh. Roy however didn't stop.

Ring

Roy continued to kiss Ed as if nothing else was going. He evidently was doing his job correctly because regardless of Ed's loss of interest the blonde was still gasping for air and moaning.

Ring

Ed finally decided that he could give in a little bit. The voice on the answering machine would clearly get rid of the most recent one. Ed pressed himself forward, brought his head up started kissing Roy's shoulder and collarbone, gaining him moan of approval.

Ring…(click)

Hey if you leave a message and your important I will call you back….

BEEP…

"Hey babe this is Mom I was calling to let you know that your father appreciates you coming up here to help him out with the garage this weekend. I hope you got the package I sent you. I will see you later then. I love you! Oh and tell Edward I said hello and that he is more then welcome to come with you. Bye"

BEEP

Roy rolled over and looked up to the ceiling. Ed laid there stifling a laugh so mighty that he thought he was going to die.

"Well, Do you want to take a shower first or can I?"

Ed couldn't suppress his laugher anymore and started to laugh his ass off.

Roy sighed and smirked. He looked over at the boy who was laughing so hard he had tears n his eyes. Roy picked the pillow out from under his head and smacked him with it.

Hey do you like? Review and tell me. I'm sleeping now since its 5 in the morning. Good night! --Marie