Disclaimer: If I owned FMA I would be the happiest person in the world. However I don't so…ehh I guess I'm still pretty happy. Plus I get to write fan fiction!
A/N: Heheheheh don't flame me for this drabble. If you do I will find you and hurt you XD. It was in my head for soooooo long and so I typed it and now I'm posting it. Just enjoy. It's funny XD.
Runaway Hair Tie
Roy walked into his office and stopped in the middle of the room. He head was down and he was staring at something on the dark navy carpet. There in the middle of the room was a bright red hair tie. Roy bent down and picked it up, examining it. He picked a long blonde hair from the tie. What the hell? I was the last person to leave aside from Hawkeye and she was supposed to leave right after me. What the hell would he be doing in my office that late or that early? He walked over to his desk and sat down twirling the band between his fingers.
Not more then 5 minutes later Ed came stomping in the office. Interesting enough his long golden hair was flowing behind him beautifully. Roy's eyes widen. He was in here. Ed stared at him. "What is wrong with you?" He snapped. Roy smirked. "Not a thing I was simply admiring the new look, Fullmetal." Ed glared. "Shut up I lost my hair tie. Have you seen it?" Roy thought for a second then looked back at him." No I haven't but I will be on the look out for a runaway hair tie." Ed looked as if he was about to attack before turning and walking out the door.
Roy lifted the paper that had been placed over the hair tie. "This could be interesting." He said staring at the hair tie. Hawkeye walked in and handed him a stack of papers. She went to say something but her eyes caught something important. "Umm sir, thank you so much for finding that for me may I have it back now?" She pointed to the hair tie. Roy looked at her with confusion. "This is yours?" She smiled a little uneasily. "Yes sir, you see I was here late last night and well I lost it and now I need it back." Roy sat there for a minute. He knew something wasn't right. For one she never wore hair ties and even if she did she wasn't last night. Edward did however and he was looking for it. Why the hell would she want Ed's hair tie? Roy's eyes grew 10 times their normal size as he slowly put two and two together.
Riza looked at him questionably." Is there something wrong sir?" Roy was about to faint from shock. He practically threw the hair tie at her. "There you go. Enjoy. By the way you should tell Fullmetal that you have his hair tie." Hawkeye's eyes bugged out of her head. "Yes sir." She turned and practically ran out of the room.
Heeheehee yes it's a total crack pairing but hey we all need to read something completely out of the ordinary sometimes XD. Review and tell me what you think. Please don't flame! I know there are those of you who like to do that. XD I love you all though! And I haven't been saying this and I do apologize but, THANK YOU TO ALL MY REVEIWERS. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU I LOVE YOU ALL XDXDXDXD.
--Marie