Personal author junk: Hi peoples. Bet you didn't expect that. Anyway I feel like having a weird love thing going on. And Death-stroke is Slades nickname I think. So, Yasha is a makeup, it really does mean soldier. I got it from inuyasha- dogsoldier. I hope you don't mind. Oh and I have no authority to pwn, mess around with, maime or kill any of these guys. No wait, I already did. Oh well, I do not own teen titans or any resulting merchandise. I do own Yasha, since Yasha is me. I ©, that means I copywrited it. I felt like being nice to Slade since he is so mysterious. I also think he is very debonair.

Someone's voice in the background: "Really?"

Me: "Slade! Get back on set before I show the world you sleep with a giant pink teddy bear!"

Some one else's voice: "you sleep with a pink bear?"

Slade grumbles.

Me: "Everyone! In YOUR SPOTS NOW!"

lights, camera, action!

Old Friends?

He pulled her deeper into the shadows of the trees.

"You know, the Titans are only a few yards away," she whispered, her eyes glinting mischievously.

"I know," he whispered back, "that's what makes it so exciting."

"Touché," she said, her face wreathed in smiles.

He began to speak, but the rustling of leafs attracted their attention. He pushed himself away, and deeper into the shadows as Kamikaze pushed his way in.

"There y- oh," he said, as he realized that she wasn't Yasha. "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."

"It's alright; I am Aki," she said, "what is your name?"

"My name is Kamikaze," he said proudly, "It means divine wind."

"Really?" she said, feigning interest, "my name means autumn."

"Cool."

"Hey, would you like some help finding whoever you're looking for?"

"Sure. She's an old lady, about your height, with similar brown eyes. She has a kind demeanor and is really cool."

"Ok. I think I can help."

"Thanks."

"You're welcome."

He turned and left. When he was out of sight, Slade got out of the shadows and helped her collect her disguise.

"That was too close," he said.

"I know," she said, "That's what makes it so exciting."

"Touché," he said, grinning through his disguise.

"I have an idea," she said putting on her costume, "it's gonna be fun."

He groaned. "Last time you said that, we had to run for miles."

"I didn't know that you were allergic, if I did our cover wouldn't have been blown."

He grunted and she glared at him. She was quiet as she dressed. Since she didn't say what it was, he was dying of curiosity; he had to know what the idea was.

"Alright, I'll listen."

"It's simple, you be Yashas husband."

"WHAT?" he gasped shocked. "But that's suicide."

"If we mess up," she said, grinning coyly.

"And if we don't?" he asked.

"We get bragging rights in the tavern for all time." (A/n: the tavern will play a bigger role in a different story, maybe. The tavern is were all bad guys go to relax and brag)

He glared, "I can't pass that up; OK; I'll do it."

"Let's go."

Yasha soon found Kami and introduced Slade as "my darling husband," which about made him gag. Slade had chosen the nickname Bard, and would not tell what his chosen name was. They went to the house and she introduced Slade. The instant he walked through the door, Robin was on the alert.

Me: I know it is short… oh well.

Some ones voice: did you have to cut it so short?

Me: yesh me likey cliffhangers. Mwahahahaaa.

Several voices: groan…