Chapter 3- Seven Deadly Sins Part. 1

(A/N: Hehe, Wolf-black-flame, I can tell you this much honey, you got two out of the seven match ups right, which are Yusuke and Hiei. Nordic-Nymph, you also got two right, Kurama and Kuwabara. Itell you both good job 'cause some of these might have been obvious, some,...a shock, HEHE!Yes, I did have some give aways. but some where used with mind games.)

Warning: This chapter will contain some pretty bad language from the person with anger and well, my little luster will go after both sexes 'cause, well, it's lust. ENJOY!

"Botan, calm down."

"Oh would you shut your mouth for once Keiko, no one wants to hear you bitch."

Keiko's jaw dropped. It appeared that Botan had been hit with anger.

Kurama who had been watching the fight Botan was picking with everyone had gone to the kitchen to eat. Yukina saw this and sighed.

'Seems Kurama has gluttony and we know Botan has anger, I'd hate to see who has lust.'

Yukina thought to soon, all heads turned towards the bathroom and there stood Jo wearing nothing but a skimpy towel. Everyone watched as she walked slowly into the livingroom and pushed Yukina back into a chair, but didn't stop there, Jo then sat on poor Yukina's lap and began to pull open Yukina's kimono.

Yusuke sat on the couch watching his sister.

'She's so brave and so cool.'

GAH, looks like we found envy.

"Jo what are you doing?"

"Oh come on now Yuki-chan, I just want to play a game, a nice, sensual game."

Botan, being the angry little fire cracker she was at the moment, broke loose on Jo's lust.

"Come on you fucking slut, no one want see you go all gay on Yukina, stupid bitch."

Everyone, even the ones hit with the sins, stood shocked at Botan's rage. So this is what Botan kept deep down inside.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"

All went silent as eyes turned to Hiei, who was lounged on the couch, watching TV.

"Hiei, gets sloth, damn he's just so lucky."

Finally after successfully pulling Jo off of Yukina, Keiko and Yukina set Jo, Yusuke, Kurama, Botan and Hiei, okay Hiei was already there, on the couch and looked over at Koenma and Kuwabara.

"Okay Yukina, they're all yours."

Yukina stood in shock as Keiko walked to the other side of the room, leaving poor little Yukina to explain what's going on."

"Well, it seems the seven of you have been hit with the Deadly Sins. Botan, you've been hit with anger."

"DUH!"

"Kurama, you've been stricken with gluttony."

Kurama looked up with cake smeared all over his face.

"Yusuke, you have the sin of envy."

Yusuke sighed, not paying attention to Yukina, but watching as Kurama ate.

"Hiei has been stricken with sloth."

Hiei gave everyone a warning glance not to disturb him, then turned back to the TV.

"And the last one we know of is Jo...JO, HANDS OFF!"

Jo looked up and took her hand off of both Yusuke (A/N: INCEST, GAH!) and Kurama's, eer, I'm gonna stop there.

"It's just so hard to resist you all."

"Yeah, and that leaves Koenma and Kazuma, plus the sins of greed and pride."

Koenma crossed his arms and pouted.

"I'm to important to have to deal with some as stupid as the Seven Deadly Sins."

Then Jo, breaking out of her lust for a minute stood up and pointed.

"HA, Koenma got pride!"

Yukina turned to Kuwabara.

"Kazuma, it seems you have greed. Kazuma?"

Kuwabara said nothing, he simply just walked out the door and Jo finally sat down, but began to now "play" with Botan.

"Someone get this little fucking tramp off me, before I have to kill her."

Yukina walked back to where Keiko was standing.

"Um, Keiko, would you take care of the others, especially Jo, while I go find Kazuma."

"Yeah, sure, I could only imagine what Kuwabara's doing out there."

When Yukina left, well, Shizuru was already on the look out for her dumb little bro, Keiko was left with the other six sins all packed in one room.

'What to do, what to do?'

She looked over at Jo, who was still trying to get something out of Botan. The last straw hit when Jo licked up Botan's neck.

"Jo, get off her now, go back into the bathroom."

"But Keiko..."

"NOW!"

Jo stood up and ran back into the bathroom.

"I don't want a peep out of the rest of you sinners, got it."

The others went stark silent. Keiko shook her head and headed for the bathroom.

When she walked in, the shower was again running, but Jo was no where to be seen.

"Jo, where are you..."

Keiko was then pushed into the shower, and when she turned around, there was Jo, standing naked in front of her.

"Come on now Keiko, it's not all bad now is it?"

"Jo, you don't want to do this."

Jo just smirked and continued to get closer.

Meanwhile, (A/N: The gay-fest will continue in a moment.) with Yukina, she was having no luck finding Kuwabara.

'Where is he, he couldn't have gone that far.'

Yukina continued her search.

Back, hehe, with Keiko and Jo, eer, Jo was pinning Keiko to the wall while Keiko looked as if she wanted to die.

"Jo, control yourself, you don't want to do this."

No answer came from Jo, instead, Jo's face got closer and close to Keiko's when it happened, there lips met. (A/N: --crying-- Bad, so so BAD!)

Even as Keiko tryed to pull away, Jo kept on kissing her. Then Keiko did something she wished she wouldn't have done, she used all her strength, grabbed Jo's hair, and slammed the luster's head into the wall.

"I'm really sorry Josie."

With that, Keiko turned the water off, put Jo in a more comfortable postion, and put a towel over her body hoping this would be all over by the time she regained conciousness.

Outside the bathroom, there was loud yelling, Botan must be flipping out again, so Keiko sighed and walked out to take care of the others, but everyone except Hiei was GONE.

WHERE DID EVERYONE GO, WILL THEY EVER FIND KUWABARA, WILL JO HIT ON ANYONE ELSE, IS THERE A CURE? Honestly, I think I'll shut up now, hehe.

The red head is back, I dyed my hair last night, and it's REALLY red, and it gives my eyes a yellow tint, which I think is rather cool, but that's just me. UGH, the Nair comercial is on and before that was an Old Navy commercial, I swear I'm gonna kill the TV people. GAH!

My little reference book for the sins, was The Book of Three, that what gave me the idea for the Sins and I'd also like to thank the people on the set of Charmed 'cause I watched the episode Sin Fransico and got the idea, so I give all that credit to them, even though my story line is a bit different. Geez, I love that show, but I did almost have a heart attack at this past season's finale, I don't want to give it away, 'cause some of you who watch Charmed, may not have seen the season finale, so I'll keep my mouth shut, hehe.

Well, that's it for now, talk to ya again in part two.

Jen