1As Harry approached the Burrow he was overthrown with joy. He hadn't seen his friends in years. He walked in the door and was instantly greeted by a slap in the face.
"What?" Harry yelled.
After he said that he realised the hand came from Ginny.
"Ginny? Whats wrong?" harry said.
"I know what you did last summer!" Ginny replied angrily. "You were with that French girl! You were snogging her, I know it!"
It was true, Harry couldn't deny that he had snogged her brother's ex-fiancé.
"Ginny, it was nothing, only a snog..."
"Harry I hate you!"
At this moment Ginny grabbed Harry by the head and started beating him with a rolling pin that she apeared out of mid air. She repeatedly hit him over the head. His head began to hurt. At this moment Ron walked in the room.
"GINNY! What the fugles are you doing!" Ron yelled at the sight of Ginny beating harry.
"He snogged fleur!" ginny screamed.
"GOM!" Ron yelled. After he said this he got a plastic flamingo lawn ornament from mid air and brutally beat harry over the bum. Ginny was still beating him over the head. Now hermione entered the scene.
"What on earth are you doing!" hermione yelled.
"He snogged fleur!" Ron and ginny yelled in unison.
"GOM!" Now hermione joined the harry beating with a overly ripened pineapple. At this moment mrs. Weasly walked into the room. Seeing the horrid harry beating.
"What the pho are you doing?"
"Harry snogged fleur!" They all yelled in unison.
"GOM!" now mrs weasly was really p-oed. So she picked up the nearest butcher knife and threw it at ron but missed and it hit percy who had just walked through the burrow door for the first time in 7 years. And then she picked up a shoe and threw it and it hit ginny by mistake so ginny was knocked out on the floor. After loosing two of her children already you can imagine she was pretty angry. So she picked up a boinging rhino and threw it and at harry...
And thats how Harry Potter died...
JK!
But he did snog fleur!