Disclaimer: I don't own FMA nor any of its characters.
A/N: Eh I don't know if I like this one of not. It's a mighty funny concept though. Either way you read and decide for yourself.
I Choose You!
"It was him or me so I chose him. What else was I suppose to do?"
"GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!" Hawkeye screamed to the top of her lungs.
"Go."
"No you go! She won't kill you!"
"She won't kill you either…she'll just hurt you a bit.
Ed glared at Roy. "You Bastard! You are a real jerk off you know that."
Roy smiled but Ed could barely see it because the only light they had was what was shinning in thru the slits in the closet door.
"That's why we got in trouble in the first place isn't it?"
Ed went to say something but was interrupted by Hawkeye screaming again.
"COME OUT OR I'M SHOOTING BOTH OF YOU!"
"Go!"
"Screw you! You go!"
"If you don't go we will both be hurt."
"Then you get out there and face her like the big man that you are asshole!"
"ONE!"
Ed backed into Roy. "Oh shit she's counting!"
"It's me or you and I choose YOU!"
Roy opened the closet door and pushed a half naked Ed out of the closest and shut it securely behind him.
Ed stood there wide-eyed.
"Hehe. Hi Hawkeye! You're looking...umm...awfully pretty today."
"I DON'T YELL AT YOU FOR ANY OF THE PLACES YOU GUYS DECIDE TO MAKE OUT BUT THIS WAS MY DESK!"
Roy cringed as he heard Ed screaming and Hawkeye's gun going off. He felt bad for Ed but hey you got to do what you got to do. Ed started it anyway. Little did he know that Al, who was completely clueless about the two, was standing right outside the door listening to Hawkeye rant.
So review and tell me what you think. I really have no opinions on this one XD. --Marie