It's short, it's short, I know, but I was in a hurry... So please review. Please?
Chapter 3: The Minish
Link and Ezlo reached a tree stump Link had passed earlier.
"Ah, here were are, and--TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!" Ezlo snapped.
"How the hell can I? I'm wearing a TUNIC..." Link replied, rolling his eyes. "Now get on with what you were saying about this shrinking crap."
"Right-o. Ok, just get on that stump, my boy, and I will take care of the rest," Ezlo said.
With a sigh, Link obeyed. Ezlo began hopping up and down on Link's head and singing.
Oh, fuck, what have I gotten myself into? Link thought. But before he knew it, he shrank to Minish size and fell through a hole in the stump.
"What the...I'm...I'm Picori-sized?" he gasped.
"That would be MINISH! MINISH! GET IT RIGHT!" Ezlo growled, pecking Link on the head.
Link winced but didn't fight back. He would wait for the apocolypse to kill Ezlo. The apocolypse would kill all...
"Ok, ok, I get it! Now is there anything at all I should know?" Link asked.
"Yes, actually. We must leave this stump. And when you want to grow again, just stand next to a shrinking spot and press 'R'."
"What's 'R'?"
"SHUT UP AND STAND UP STRAIGHT! Like I was saying...shrinking spots can be anything. They can be rocks, stumps, pots, yaddah yaddah... Ok, anyway, now that we are Minish-size, we can go to the Minish Village and ask them to reforge that Picori Blade."
Link and Ezlo left the stump and traveled through the woods. At last, they found and entered the village...
The moment after they stepped inside, cautious Minish began peeking out at them.
"Um..." Link uttered.
"Poco kapotho ricki potho," said one Minish.
"What the hell did it just say?" Link hissed.
"Ricipotho po," said another.
"They speak in a different language..." Ezlo noted.
"Gee, I didn't notice that!" replied Link, rolling his eyes.
"I wonder what they're saying...?" Ezlo muttered absentmindedly.
The Minish stared at the 2 foreigners.
"What should we do with them?" one Minish whispered to another.
"The same thing we always do, my friends..." said another. "Kill the foreigners!"
Link and Ezlo gasped as the Minish pulled out guns, knives, and spears...
"Oh, shit..." Link gasped.