RESIDENT ED

By Vivi Highwind

Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Ed Edd n' Eddy it is owned by A.K.A productions. Also I do not own the Resident Evil series it is owned by my favorite video game company CAPCOM.

Authors note: this part will be in little journal entries. The journal belongs to Double-D's dad

Chapter 1: Prologue Umbrella Edd

Peach Creek a nice and little neighborhood where parents thought they could raise their children in without any danger coming to them but sadly as always, they were wrong. My name is Edd and this is my story.

"Hey Eddy I found this journal in my house. I think it's my dad's he's been missing for a week and this may lead us to him" Double D said

December 1st, 1998 My family had finally moved into the Neighborhood named Peach Creek. My boss sent me here and said I'm supposed to guard the inside of this mansion thing in the neighborhood this job pays a lot so I didn't ask any questions as to why I'm guarding the inside of this mansion. I'm supposed to keep my job a secret so I tell them I work at the local lab.

December 25th, 1998 My son finally seems to have made some friends. His friend's names are both Edward. His name is too but his name is spelled with two d's. I'm glad my son has some friends to play with. Even though they might be a bad influence on him it's better for him to have friends than him to have none.

"Bad influence yeah right" Eddy said. "Eddy shh be quiet! I'm reading." Double D said

January 1st, 1999 Happy New Year. Yesterday something weird happened in the "Mansion" I was in the study room and I heard moaning coming from downstairs and then I heard shouts and gunshots. When I went downstairs I saw blood everywhere but nothing else I also something I hadn't noticed yet there was a huge umbrella symbol on the floor.

"Gravy". Ed shouted "hey Ed there you are." Double D said

January 25th, 1999 My son got a paper route in the neighborhood and I saw somebody lurking around and then the person bit me. I passed and woke up with my boss saying a lunatic broke into the house and bit me then ran out of the mansion they said he had rabies or something and they gave me a shot. They also found out I have a journal and said not to write about my work in case somebody finds my journal.

July 1st 1999 I found out what they're hiding in here I need to tell my family be fore it's too late AHHHHHHHHH!

A kid in the neighborhood saw me and now my son and his friends are heading in to the house this will be my last journal entry. And as I was saying these people are conducting biological experiments and……

"It just leaves off I hope nothing bad happened"

"Double D, are you all right this journal sounds a lot like the one in President Weevil Deniro:The second birth.

"That's it Ed tell me what happened in the movie" Double D said

"Ok. Well the movie starts out with a family of three moving into a small neighborhood and the dad has to guard the mansion. And the kid doesn't find out until he finds his dad's journal when he finished reading the journal he decided to go save his dad and his to friends, a Dumb named Jim and his greedy friend named Jimmy, they went with him into the mansion. They go inside the mansion and find a staircase leading down but what they don't know is that as they speak the underground lab is being contaminated by the W-virus a virus that turns people into WEEVILS!!" Ed screamed

Author's note: Sorry for the semi-cliffhanger please read and review and tell me whether or not to continue even I Probably will. I will make the next chapter funnier.