RESIDENT ED
By Vivi Highwind
Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Ed Edd n' Eddy it is owned by A.K.A productions. Also I do not own the Resident Evil series it is owned by my favorite video game company CAPCOM
Authors note: Ok well here's the second chapter also please do not flame me I haven't exactly played through Resident Evil 1 or the others I just couldn't beat them but they are great games.
Chapter 2: when all was Ed
"The weevil's weakness is hair!" Ed told Double D and Eddy.
"Hair! that's stupid and were wasting time I haven't scammed anyone yet today!" Eddy remarked.
"Eddy how can you be thinking about money at a time like this, my dad is missing and we need to find him." Double D said as Ed ran into a lamp post you guys have got to help me find him and don't worry I'll come up with a scam to get more money later.
Three hours later:
Ahahhaa hhaa oomph "ED!!! Stop running into the walls." Eddy shouted at Ed
"Hey how bout we watch President Weevil Deniro: The Second Birth" Ed said stupidly as he continued to run into the walls.
"Sure Ed that's a good idea but, we really need to find my dad." Double D said politely
"Ok" Ed said quietly
As Ed Edd and Eddy prepare to go into the mansion Double D's dad is being tortured by scientist's or maybe just being creeped out by the bloody zombies walking around but he knows now that there are such things as zombies.
Ed and Eddy Here's the list of items we are taking:
Food items: Chunky puffs, more chunky puffs, chunky puffs deluxe, and of course special edition red, white, and blue chunky puffs.
My inventions: Scooter, Elevator shoes, paper shooter, X-ray, Ed's turtle hat, hair grow shooter, and 20 pounds instant hair grow because Ed said it might stop whatever is in there.
Extra items: First aid with bandages some vaccine to the zombie virus I found under my dads bed and first aid spray, 3 boxes of matches a lighter, and a few other assorted things.
"Hey Double D I found something under your dads laundry basket" Ed said after Double D was done reading his list.
T-virus basic file report 9122f34:
The T-virus if inserted into living things will kill them and then bring them back to life as zombies
As you should know for at least a month after someone dies their body continues to discharge electrical particles and produce new cells if the T-virus enters the dead persons body it reanimates them and gives them life again but they will only have primitive instincts such as the need for food.
If bitten by a T-virus infected person the T-virus will enter your body and kill you but then reanimate your body as a "zombie" but of course there is a vaccine.
The most effective way to stop a zombie is to either cut/slice its head off, break their neck or shoot it with a gun.
"Shoot them with a gun? But that's bad I don't know how to use a gun let alone the fact that guns are bad. But I have to save my dad I guess were going to have to do whatever it takes to save my dad." Double D whispered
Authors note: sorry for stalling the story so much I'm just in a writers block and I'm scared that I'm wrote this chapter in a brief 15 minute period and I'm also scared that I'm using the word I'm so much. Read and Review please.