Minori: OK, I was inspired by a "Ask Benitora" fic over in the Samurai Deeper Kyo category.
.Dear, Cartman...
I have a friend who is very fat, We call him fat-ass and everything, but he just doesn't seem to be able to take a hint, how the hell do I tell him without "Hurting his Feelings"?
Signed,
Ihaveafatfriend
Dear, Ihaveafatfriend...
well, it seems as though your friend will not listen to reason...so...WAIT A MINUTE! STAN! SHUT THE HELL UP! I AM NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED!I am so gonna kick your ass!
Cartman
Dear Cartman...
I know a bunch of people I hang out with in school. We used to have a bunch of good times and everything, then my birthday came on September 11th, and they don't like me anymore! what can i do?
Lonleyatlunch
Dear, Lonely
Apparintly you are a dumb idiot with no life. have you considered getting a kitty. Their very cute and cuddly. maybe you could go hang with this kid named Butters, He sits alone at lunch, too!
Cartman
So, hope you enjoyed this, there will be much more to come! yay!
Minori