Epilogue

(A/N: Yeah, I know this took way too long, but it took a matter of a reviewer to get me back on my feet to do this. I'm in the process of writting some fics, about 5, and I will choose the one I like to most to put up on here. Keep an eye out.)

So as Antha stated that she would be legal in thirteen years, boy did that girl stick to her word.

Yusuke and Keiko also stuck to their word and adopted Antha/Jo, but it was really weird to call your sister, daughter.

Jo grew up as Antha, but she still made the mistake of saying Antha wasn't her real name.

Her teachers always stayed shocked at how smart Antha was, but again, that was Jo and she was already out of high school. It was just a review for her.

When Antha neared the end of high school, she rebeled against the prom because they wouldn't let her bring Kurama. It was a very interesting time... but it was a bit embarassing for Kurama to watch this 35-year-old in an 18-year-old's body freak out over him. Not that it mattered.

Hiei, well, he stuck around, mainly in the shadows. He still remembers when his and Jo's daughter, Raven, came from the future due to her cousins. As of this point, there was no Raven to speak of and possibly never will.

"My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R..."

Hiei sweatdroped as he heard Antha/Jo screaming that song at the top of her lungs.

She was clearly insane.

"...'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!"

Hiei saw Jo lift her head and look directly at him.

"Ya hungry? I'm hungry."

"Hn." Hiei responded.

Clearly that was a "yes" in Hiei-speak. Hiei jumped down from the tree and followed behind Jo. He never got to close to her, but he still liked her company.

They walked to Yusuke and Keiko's apartment.

The silence...I mean, peace, was broken.

"OH, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I'd truely like to be-e-ee..."

Thump!

Hiei has knocked Jo out...damn you Oscar Mayer. (A/N:...--singing the Bologna song--)

Hiei put the girl over his shoulder and flitted to the apartment.

When he walked in, Keiko's jaw dropped and Yusuke laughed.

"Let me guess, the Bologna song?" asked Yusuke.

Hiei nodded slightly.

Keiko groaned, "She's been doing that alot lately. Kurama gets the full front of it though, since she's over at his apartment all the time."

"So, she really is attached to him?" asked Hiei.

Yusuke nodded, feeling sorta guilty.

'He's so attached, still in love with her, but she loves Kurama. Maybe they'll figure out something soon.'

"BOLOGNA!"

Yes, that screeching sound roared throughout the whole apartment complex.

Antha/Jo came stroming into the kitchen, FLAMING.

"Where's my bologna sandwich?"

Keiko pointed to the counter, not wanting to get caught in the crossfire. No one ever dared to get between Jo and her bologna.

Yusuke, Keiko, and Hiei watched closely as the animal(Jo) devoured her prey(the bologna sandwich), but when there was a knock at the door, Jo immediatly stopped and ran to the door.

"KURAMA!"

The others sweatdropped.

Jo swung the door open, nearly off the hinges, and jumped onto Kurama.

"Um, hi Jo." Kurama said, trying not to drop the crazy girl.

Jo smirked, "You'll never believe what I have."

Kurama shrugged.

"I have...a BOLOGNA SANDWICH!" Jo screams, while shoving the sandwich in Kurama's face.

Kurama sweatdropped and nearly dropped Jo at the same time.

When Kurama finally put Jo down, she looked at him a bit oddly.

"Kurama, what's going on?"

Yusuke smirked, Jo caught this.

"Seriously people. What in the seven hells is going on?"

No one said anything, instead Kurama stood infront of Jo and got down on one knee.

Jo's jaw dropped and she began to pace.

"Josephine, come here." Yusuke commanded.

Jo stopped and stood back infront of Kurama.

Kurama took a deep breath, "You're crazy and I love you for that. I know I blinded you back then and you might have hated me at that point in time, but now. Now I can tell that you care for me dearly, maybe more than you realize. I also care for you and will NEVER let anything happen to you. So...Josephine Urameshi...," Kurama reaches into his pocket and pulls out a box with a ring inside, "Jo, you psycho bitch, will you marry me."

WHACK!

"YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!"

Everyone sweatdrops.

Jo just stands there scratching her head.

"You people are weird."

Jo grabs the ring from the box and puts it on her ring finger...then out of nowhere, Jo pulls out a BOLOGNA sandwich and begins to munch on it.

FIN!

Yes, it is now over, we can all cry now. It's so depressing. Isn't it?

I don't know what else to say, except that I AM KURAMA, THE PIMP...yeah, weirdo, I know people.

Yeah, nothing else to say.

Until the next fic.

-Jen