A/N: hi sorry it took so long to update. I hate homework. Yeah. Thanks for all of the reviews people I have not yet figured out how to respond to them so yeah…… might be a slight problem. Ok the first part of this chapter is really weird. Just letting you know.
"AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!" Tony yelled, jumping out from behind a table. He was wearing a pirates belt that was made out of paper. He was also holding a pirate sword that was made out of paper. He was also holding a cup of coffee that was made out of paper. Lorelai had made that for him.
"AUUGGGHHH!" yelled Rory and Lorelai at the same time. Just then, Luke walked in.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
"We're pretending to be pirates. It's fun. I get to drink coffee," Lorelai said.
"So do I," Rory added.
"And I to get have this fake coffee cup," said Tony. Luke shot an exasperated look at Lorelai.
"And wherever would he get that?" Luke asked her.
"Rory did it," Lorelai said.
"what?" Rory asked, slightly annoyed.
"Anyway! Let's go eat," said Lorelai.
When they got to the diner Luke went behind the counter and started pouring coffee for them.
"I don't feel like having coffee," Lorelai said.
"Yeah me neither," Rory said. Luke stared at them.
"Okay. Wow. Great.," Luke said, and put the coffee pot back.
"Call the police!" Tony shouted. Everyone in the diner looked over at them.
"Tony!"
"Tony…"
"TONY!"
"Well dad, you said that if mom at any point didn't want coffee then something bad must be going on and we better call the police," Tony said.
"Luke!" Lorelai said.
"I wasn't serious Tony…"
"Wait… if mom and Rory don't want their coffee can I have it?" Tony asked hopefully.
"No…" Luke said. "And why don't you want it anyway? Has what I've been telling you for all of these years finally rubbed off on you?"
"No. we already had like 7 cups at home." Lorelai said.
"Yeah. Didn't you notice how hyper we were?" Rory asked. Luke sighed.
"Okay, you know what?"
"What?"
"I don't know, I'm going in the back for a minute," Luke said. He put the coffee cup on the counter.