Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha...durrr! (or Geico)
!Crazy Bits!
By Crystaltears41090
One: GEICO
Kikyo stood, her back facing Inuyasha. Tears streamed down her pale face.
"What's wrong, Kikyo?" Inuyasha stood behind her.
Kikyo sniffed loudly, "I just realized I love you, but as long as you are with that Kagome girl, we can never be together." She blew her nose into a soggy handkerchief.
"Don't say that, Kikyo!! I have good news!"
Kikyo sniffed even louder this time, "You're leaving Kagome?"
"uh...No...I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Kikyo sobbed louder and her tears fell to the floor. She started heading towards the door.
"I saved! I thought that meant something to you!" Inuyasha said.
Then his ears perked up as he heard Kikyo yelled, "You don't even have a car! That's decades from now!" The door slammed shut as Inuyasha watched Kikyo exit the room.
Miroku and Sango moved into the room, "What the hell is a car?"
Inuyasha shrugged, "I have no clue. Ever since I declared my love for Kagome and told her that I couldn't be with her cuz I couldn't break up with Kikyo she started writing some script from her world."
Kagome walked into the room wiping her hand on a soft pink towel and said, "Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance."
(Is that how the commercials go...I can't remember. I'm writing this for one of those strange spur-of-the-moments)
The gang gave her a strange look and then shook it off, going back to whatever they were doing before.
AN: Do you like? I have no idea when I'll update next though. See, this is how it works. I seem to have all these weird ideas that I'm putting into one whole story. Every time I update, I put the summary of the current chapter onto the summary place. And yadda yadda yadda. But my stories have no particular themes or pairings. It just is. They can be the inuyasha story, or it can be an AU. Whatever I feel, whatever I write. Please read and review this story!!!
!Crazy Bits!
By Crystaltears41090
One: GEICO
Kikyo stood, her back facing Inuyasha. Tears streamed down her pale face.
"What's wrong, Kikyo?" Inuyasha stood behind her.
Kikyo sniffed loudly, "I just realized I love you, but as long as you are with that Kagome girl, we can never be together." She blew her nose into a soggy handkerchief.
"Don't say that, Kikyo!! I have good news!"
Kikyo sniffed even louder this time, "You're leaving Kagome?"
"uh...No...I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Kikyo sobbed louder and her tears fell to the floor. She started heading towards the door.
"I saved! I thought that meant something to you!" Inuyasha said.
Then his ears perked up as he heard Kikyo yelled, "You don't even have a car! That's decades from now!" The door slammed shut as Inuyasha watched Kikyo exit the room.
Miroku and Sango moved into the room, "What the hell is a car?"
Inuyasha shrugged, "I have no clue. Ever since I declared my love for Kagome and told her that I couldn't be with her cuz I couldn't break up with Kikyo she started writing some script from her world."
Kagome walked into the room wiping her hand on a soft pink towel and said, "Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance."
(Is that how the commercials go...I can't remember. I'm writing this for one of those strange spur-of-the-moments)
The gang gave her a strange look and then shook it off, going back to whatever they were doing before.
AN: Do you like? I have no idea when I'll update next though. See, this is how it works. I seem to have all these weird ideas that I'm putting into one whole story. Every time I update, I put the summary of the current chapter onto the summary place. And yadda yadda yadda. But my stories have no particular themes or pairings. It just is. They can be the inuyasha story, or it can be an AU. Whatever I feel, whatever I write. Please read and review this story!!!