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She has been taught well…

The clergy of the temple of Bevelle were preparing to celebrate the birth of a fully fledged summoner, Donna who happened to be a Prima Donna! She spent her days screaming and shrieking at Bartello and unsuspecting worshippers at the temple. However she had a gift for summoning and so was sucked up to by many people because they new she was one of few who could save their arses from sin!

Donna had finished her training and was preparing to enter the chamber of the fayth and receive her first aeon. Yuna who was her attendant was noticed by the new managers Wakka and Auron who were being shown around by Madame Lulu. Lulu was the teacher of magic to aspiring mages. "who's that ya, she is pretty ya" said Wakka with a Jamaican accent even though he was white and had ginger hair. Lulu swirled around dramatically before saying "she is the daughter of Braska, the High summoner." Auron turned his head so his mouth was hidden by his jacket collar before saying "dead." Wakka and Lulu looked confused "what?"

"He" said Auron knowingly. "Who?" screamed Lulu and Wakka. Auron stared at them for a while "Braska" he finally stated.

Suddenly they heard screaming and saw the statue of High Summoner Braska plunging towards Donna, unfortunatly missing her by inches. "He's here the unsent of the temple!" Rikku, Yuna's cousin sung in a annoying sing song voice in an attempt to create a atmosphere of mystery and intrigue. Wakka tells her to shut up politely by saying "madame please ya" before turning to Donna and saying "these things do happen ya." Donna looked ready to kill and screamed "Until these things stop happening, the summoning does not happen" and stormed out with Bartello. Wakka looks around uncomfortably at the expectant crowd waiting to see a summoning "Ya, ummm ya…." Lulu emerges from nowhere and says in an overacted French accent "Yuna could perform a summoning" even though France does not even exist in spira. Auron looks at Lulu "stupid." Lulu shakes her head and says "she has been well taught." She exchanges a mysterious knowing look with Yuna, which oddly enough is unnoticed by the others. Yuna nervously steps forward and amid gasps of shock summons Valefor. Amongst the crowd is Tidus a childhood friend of Yuna's who although had encountered her on numerous occasions only recognized her now because she was famous. "Oh my yevon, I know her, I know her" he yelled to anyone who would listen.

Sorry I know this chapter is a bit lame and not very funny, but I promise it will get better! I just had to get the story started! The Aeon of music is now going to be my second chapter!

Thanks for your review Warui Usagi, I hope you liked this chapter!

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