AN: hehe...how kikyo became such a ditz/bitch/slut....or whatever in those highschool fics anywayz....everyone's strangely OOC...except for Kikyo....

Chapter 2: How Kikyo became a slut in HS

By Crystaltears41090

"Ah...NO!!!!!!! How could this happen??????!!!!!"

"Oh, Nobunga, you really do fret too much! Now what is wrong with you?"

"It's the Dodge...she's dying on me!!!" Nobunga broke down crying.

"Well, daddy, we could always buy a NEW car!" Kikyo said.

Nobunga, Kikyo's father, stopped to look at her. "Kikyo! Don't you remember all the good times we've had in this car?" Nobunga patted the Dodges metal fondly.

"Oh...I remember!"

The whole family stared into space with that type of "daydreaming" smile on their faces.

(Flashback) ((Kikyo...is like...7)

"Ah...hun, where are we going Nobunga?"

"To the supermarket."

"Kikyo...dear, what ARE you doing? Is that reading you're doing?" Kaede turned to look at Kikyo, "Nobunga...I'm worried about Kikyo...she's always got her head buried in some book."

Nobunga snorted, "I guess she never turned out like us...huh?"

"Mommy, daddy...did you know that Electrons behave like particles in some experiments, and like waves in others because the electron's 'wave/particle duality' has no real analogy in the everyday world. And the quantum theory that describes the behavior of electrons is a cornerstone in modern chemistry. The Quantum theory can be used to explain why atoms are stable, why things have the color they do, why the periodic table has the structure it does, why chemical bonds form, and why different elements combine in different ratios with each other."

"Kaede...what the hell did that girl just say?"

"I don't have a clue Nobunga...but maybe you should pay a little more attention to her...Oprah says that lack of a father's attention can make her crave for the attention of the male species when she's older."

"Mommy! Daddy! Baby Naraku is touching himself!"

"Hehehe," Nobunga grinned, "It's alright Kikyo honey, it's just a phase he's going through."

"Watch out Nobunga!!!"

"Ahh!"

The car screeched to a halt.

"Oh, Kikyo dear, are you ok?"

Kikyo set down her book and looked around the car strangely. Then she looked down and saw something shiny on. "Oooooo...perty shoooeeeesss!"

(End Flashback)

The four of them all smiled at the memory.

DING DONG!

"Uh...I'm looking for a Mrs. Kaede Haksawgua?"

Kaede stood up and walked over to the mail man who was carrying a big cardboard box. She took the package from him and set it on the table.

"Well, I better get going to make an appointment for my Dodge with the car doctor" Nobunga said and stood up.

After he left. Kikyo and her mother opened the box, and lo and behold! There was a white plastic rectangular shaped object with buttons on the side that sat on the coffee table.

"OOOOOOooooooo! What is this?"

Mother and daughter circled around alien object.

"Honey! It's not doing anything! I think it's broken."

Kaede picked up the item and was about to toss it when Kikyo broke in, "Wait, wait, wait...I think I've heard of these things before. I think they're called...microwaves!"

Kaede set the "microwave" down and asked, "Well, what does it do?"

Kikyo put her finger on her head and thought for a moment, "Oh! I think you push these little buttons and then hot food comes out!"

So the two...extremely stupid "might-as-well-be-blondes" went over, plugged in the appliance, and started rapidly pushing buttons. "Hey! It's not working."

"Well, I'm pressing popcorn, but none's coming out!"

The two looked at it...then looked at each other...then looked back at the microwave. "Let's keep on pushing buttons."

In walked Naraku, the little brother in college.

"Hey, Naraku, come over here! This microwave thingy's broken, it won't give us any food." Kikyo pouted.

Naraku walked over, "Oh, you dimwit...you gotta put food in there first."

The three stalked over to the freezer...Naraku reached in and pulled out a.........turtle's body?

"Oh my god!!! It's Pooky! Mom! I thought you said Pooky died?"

"Oh...well...you see honey...Pooky had this HORRIBLE illness and the doctors were....searching for a cure...but Pooky didn't have much time, so we put him in the freezer to preserve him until the doctors found a cure." Kaede said quickly.

"Mom! Pooky doesn't have a head!"

"uh....well that's the illness was...um...no-head syndrome."

"Hey, ladies...are we gonna use the microwave or not?"

Kikyo and Kaede nodded.

Naraku fished around in the freezer, pulling out a small round frozen ball, "Ok, so here's a meatball. We come over to the microwave and put it in. Then we set the timer and when the timer dings, it means the food's ready."

After pressing the timer, they all looked into the microwave. Then.......Kikyo screamed. "Oh my god!!!!! That's Pooky's head!" Right after she said that...the head blew up.

Kikyo covered her eyes and tears leaked out of her eyes.

(a few days later)

"We are here for the mourning of dad's Dodge. It was his pride and joy. His love. Dad...would you like to say anything?" Naraku asked Nobunga. Nobunga sullenly took hold of a piece of paper and started saying something.

Naraku stood next to Kikyo. "I don't even understand why we're mourning."

"Well, I don't know about you, but it's the afternoon smarty pants." Kikyo said.

Naraku looked at her and rolled his eyes. Great...he had a stupid slut for a sister. What was he to do?

End of chappie!

That was quite interesting............................very interesting....hehehe