AN: HA!!!! Another inspiration! Even though this is a pretty stupid idea...but ok, w/e...I write what I wanna rite...hehe..i just read this summary that reminded me of me and devl41 playing Mario party 3...we are SO obsessed with that!
Crazybits!
By Crystaltears41090
Chapter 3-Mario Party 3!
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"Ok, now, everyone, I invited you over to play...my favorite..............MARIO PARTY 3!" Kagome yelled.
"Ah my gawd! I love that game!" Sango squealed.
Inuyasha and Miroku looked over at the two....uh....psychotic freaks....I mean....girls.
"What are we playing again?"
"I think it's something like 'Hikari smarty pee.'" Miroku whispered back.
"What's that?"
"I dunno."
"So...what're we playin on?"
"N64!"
"Isn't that like an old game system? The IN things these days are xbox, gamecube, and PS2. Sheesh, get with the program will ya?" Inuyasha snorted.
"Hale Halo!" Miroku cried out.
"Oh...THOSE gaming systems? They're sooo lame. The originals are always the best!" Kagome proclaimed.
The two girls walked over to the N64 and plugged in four controllers. They handed them over to Inuyasha and Miroku. "Now, we play party mode, two on two. Me and Sango verse you and Miroku. Got that?"
"Keh! This'll be a piece of cake!" ok...so he was a little over exaggerating there...sure, he didn't even know WHAT he was playing...much less HOW to play it...but a game girl's liked couldn't be THAT hard...could it?
The four all sat down on the carpeted floor and Sango switched the machine on.
Yes! Time to pick the players.
As always...Sango picked Yoshi...the cutest little green dragon/lizard in the world (ok sue me...I don't know what yoshi is)
And as always...Kagome picked Luigi! (he is the BEST character ever...and peach and daisy r a bunch a weenies)
Miroku and Inuyasha were left to their own devices...how to pick a character...(ok...so I know no one's THAT stupid...but I can make them THAT stupid!)
Miroku clicked...and it landed on.......DAISY!!!!
"oooo, look! I'm the princess with the hot bod!! Yeah baby, ye-"
"Oh, shut up would you!?"
Inuyasha had no clue how to work the controlled...consequently...he picked peach...the little blonde chick with the crown and the pink dress and everything!
Kagome clicked...START..
"NO!!! I need to get a different person! I'm am NOT gonna be this...this...GIRL!!!!"
"Aww! Come on Inu! Be a good sport...Miroku's not complaining!"
"Ahem...Kagome, you DO realize this is Miroku we're talking about?"
"Hey, Inu, my man! You're player's pretty hot too!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "ok, ok...just start the stupid game would you?"
Alright! Let the games begin!
"We keep score on this sheet of paper...since me and Sango here wanna play OUR games."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"The games we've practiced FOREVER!"
"Ok, whatever."
"COSMIC COASTER!!! COSMIC COASTER!!!!!!!" Sango suddenly squealed jumping off the ground. It looked like she was...spazzing.
"YEAH!! Ok, ok..." Kagome was starting to get excited...and this was all too scary for the guys here...
Kagome clicked on the game. A screen came up with little bowser signs on the left, right, and center of a long railroad track lookin thing.
"Ok, guys, the objective of this game is to dodge the signs. The more you dodge the faster you go. And this is how you move your people." She slid her thumb over the little spinny thing and moved it left and right. "Now, if one of you hits it...it'll slow you down...and trust me...this will NOT be easy! You are facing...THE MASTERS!!!" Kagome boomed in an almighty voice. Hard to think that a girl of such a small frame could do that!
Kagome pressed start and the screen started counting down.
3!
"OK, SAME THING, SAME THING!!!!" Kagome yelled looking very concentrated.
2!
"OK!!! KAGS, WE GOTTA SCORE THE RECORD AGAIN! WE CAN'T HIT ANY!!!" Sango all but screamed.
1!
GO!
The two carts raced off...Kagome's player ran into one of the signs.
Kagome shrieked. "AHHH!!!! AGAIN! AGAIN!"
On the other hand....Miroku and Inuyasha weren't doing so well....
BAM!
SPLAT!
KERPLOOSH!
CRACK!
BANG!
BLING!
BONG!
POW!
BING!
The two guys were never-endingly hitting signs. "How the hell do you dodge these things!?"
"I have no clue!"
Meanwhile... "NO!!!! I JUST RAN INTO ONE!!!! AH!!! AGAIN AGAIN!!!"
(that...up there is seriously what me and devl41 are like...it's pretty scary)
Now...after about 10 rounds of this SAME game...Kagome and Sango finally reached their goal! They hadn't hit any.
The guys were laying back in a daze. "Oh god save me!!!"
"I think I'm in a world full of...WEASELS!" Miroku's voice suddenly went all high-pitched.
The girl's were too busy to notice though. Sango stood up and stretched, then sat back down, "Guys! We're gonna play another game now...It's our 2nd favorite! It's called...Eatsa Pizza!"
Kagome clicked on the game. A large pizza split in two showed up on the screen.
"Ok, you two! Here is the rules. You use the controller to steer you're person into the pizza. Where they eat it. The team that finishes more of the pizza before time's up...wins."
"Alright, Miroku! WE are gonna win this one! We're guys! How hard can eating a pizza be?"
"Yeah!" Miroku said...folding his arms and nodding his head.
Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes. "Watch and learn boys!"
"And...I hate to burst your bubble...but in Mario land...you guys are a bunch of prissy princesses...aka...GIRLS!"
"Alright, Inuyasha...we shall have to look at this differently...GO GIRLPOWER!!!!"
"What the fuck?! I'm not saying that!"
"FINE! I'll say it all on my lonesome."
Inuyasha turned away... "If I have to watch this...do it when I'm not looking."
Miroku raised his arms...and bowed.
"HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER! HALE GIRLPOWER!"
"Um...can we PLEASE start!?" Kagome and Sango cried out.
"Oh...ahem...yes."
3!
"OK! SANGO! SAME THING SAME THING!"
2!
"OK! KAGOME! SAME THING SAME THING!"
1!
GO!
Kagome and Sango started off right away, maneuvering their characters around the pizza in a pattern you could tell was practiced often.
"AH! NOOOOO!" Sango screamed.
"WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"I MISSED A CRUMB!!!"
"AHHH!!! NOOOOO! HURRY GET IT!!! THE TIMER'S ALMOST OUT!"
"Miroku! They're beating us!" Inuyasha yelled, under his breath he muttered, "Stupid mantra...I knew it wasn't gonna work!"
"Ok! Inuyasha! Let's speed it up!"
The two boys moved their characters in random directions. Eating the pizza part that was the closest.
DING!
"Yoshi and Luigi win!"
"YAY!" the girls high-fived...but soon started screaming in dismay!
"Why are you guys crying?! You won!"
"Because..." Sango pointed a shaky finger to the screen, "WE LEFT A CRUMB!!!!!"
And so the torture began once again...they played it...over, and over, and OVER! Until no miniscule crumb was left uneaten. The boys laid on the floor...eyes swirling.
"Hey, Inu! I think I'm dying!"
"I think I've gone to hell...where am I?"
Then...Souta...Kagome's pesky little brother walked in...and accidentally pushed the reset button...took the game out and ACCIDENTALLY scraped his finger along the bottom of the game. TRANSLATION: he erased everything on the game!
Oh...if you could see Sango right now...yep she was mad...even more so than Kagome herself was.
"SOUTA!!!!!!!!" The neighborhood rang with the girl's voice...
(ONE WEEK LATER)
The four friends had joined up at Kagome's house. Kagome had built a special shrine dedicated to her lost game.
Sango and Kagome were sniffling like crazy.
Then...they all bent down to their knees and started begging for forgiveness...
Inuyasha looked at the girls strangely and then whispered to Miroku, "Girl's...they're like a completely different creature."
Miroku nodded in agreement.
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AN: ok...now wasn't that an interesting chapter? It's actually a reenactment of what happens whenever me(depicted as Kagome) and DEVL41 (depicted as Sango) play Mario Party 3...hehe......anyways........also...DEVL's pesky little cousin, we call him "THE BUG" (cuz he has REALLY huge bug like glasses), erased all her game data for Mario Party 2...so I built a shrine to it...and we all prayed and offered it presents.... Hehe
PS: Sorry if the grammar is horrible...I was writing in a hurry!
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