AN: Wrote this for vocab with my friend, Mallory, it's short, but I found it funny. Ok? It's pointless and KIND OF twists off of Rozefire's story of Inu getting shot in a gay bar. Mind you, we don't have anything against homosexuals.

Enjoy!

(Jakotsu's POV)

"May I remind you that anything you say may be used as evidence against you in a court of law?" the police officer said to me, the culprit, because I was responsible for the crime.

Those were the acrimonious, or bitter, words that I will never forget. Those were the words that kept me away from my beloved Inuyasha for so long.

Here is my story: It was a hot day in May when I first met Inuyasha in a meadow rampant with beautiful blooming spring flowers. The moment I gazed into his tantalizing amber orbs, I fell in love. I was inane with the fact that my feelings were returned. For the next six months, Inuyasha and I had a clandestine relationship because Inuyasha insisted his parents be kept in the dark, for they would be ashamed of his being gay. Despite that fact, I did not have to put duress into making Inuyasha want to be with me, too.

One day, we were hanging out at a gay bar and having a good time. Inuyasha suddenly told me he had a present for me in the car, and I quickly concurred to his temporarily leaving. I was extremely pleased he was thoughtful enough to remember to buy me a gift for my birthday; I had reminded him plenty of times and was thankful that I would not have to admonish him for his forgetfulness. But he didn't return, and soon I had to go and check on him. Much to my surprise, I found him sucking face with a girl! This would not be tolerated, and his actions would not go with impunity. I was distraught that my one and only love was cheating on me with a member of the opposite sex. His duplicity caused me to exclaim in anger, "Inuyasha, you TRAITOR!"

Inuyasha then exclaimed in anger as well, "You were the one who misconstrued the fact that I was gay! I thought you were a girl, but now I understand it all…the gay bar, the facial hair, the five o'clock shadow…Besides, the thought of being gay is so flagrant, I would never even consider it!"

"But you knew how I thought girls were pernicious, and I hate them!" Suddenly, I went against my code of ethics and pulled out a gun and shot at my love in a fit of blind rage.

His girlfriend had already called the cops by the time I'd realized what I'd done. They showed up and carted me off to jail where I spent the next seven years in misery.

AN: Yes, pointless...But I haven't updated in a while, and it was funny! It must've gotten a few giggles out of you! Anyways, review please!