Hi everyone! Hahaha, sorry I'm so bloody late again, this is O Level year man, our teachers pile us up with homework every weekend! But since I knew it couldn't disappoint my faithful readers, I had to post up something!

People got the cyber lollipops!

Kute Anime Kitty: The first one! Yay! (hands out lollies)

Blackmagic111090: Doesn't get a lollipop but gets a nice toffee all the same for attempting the question! (Toffee?)

Naosuke: Gets a lollipop for creative answer! Go Naosuke:D

Lord Scribbles: Gets a toffee for reviewing! (Reviews make sense! Me like your reviews! Yeah!)

Trever: Gets a toffee for just reviewing too! (Me likes you as a reader! You is nice like all my friends when they read my story!)

Leonhart Zero: Toffee for reviewing! (Noob reader! Comment more! Hahahahahah!)

Kaqi kistune: gets a lollipop for being a nice reviewer and answering my question! (Another noob! I likes you toooo!)

Shigure: Frankly I have no idea who wants toffee now, seeing what awful effects it has on such maniacs.

Dark: It's just scary thinking about it…

Oh yeah!

CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl: So sorry that I disappointed you on this, and I shall have to disappoint you again on this… weeps. The chibification will come when the time is right, as you can see, it might be on the next or the next after the next:D Must stay tuned! Hope the madness still rocks you!

Shigure: Oh yeah, she's definitely high on sugar on something. Tackle her!

Heka: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Krad grinned wider as he saw the mansion slowly materialize out of the dust like a grayish fat cloud on the horizon. Satoshi had taken to pacing around the boring marble floor in his head, which was annoying and obviously boring. He decided to have some fun, as Satoshi hadn't seen the mansion yet.

'Hey, SATOSHI!' he yelled mentally. Satoshi jumped as though receiving a huge electrical shock and fell onto the marble floor unceremoniously, his glasses askew. Krad doubled over with laughter. 'We reached the mansion!'

Satoshi growled at Krad, massaging his side. 'I guessed.'

'Do you want me to fly into the building majestically or crash your bicycle through the front door or...'

'Neither. Stop outside and we will go in quietly,' Satoshi muttered. 'Let me do this. I am more inconspicuous than a great big dirty flying thing like you.'

'But Satoshi I wanted to surprise Dark!'

'For all we know, with such a stupid tamer, he could still be outside the house suffering from memory loss.'

'Why?' Krad asked.

'Because he lost his keys,' finished Satoshi viciously.

'Oh,' Krad thought in silence for a while as he continued cycling. 'I still don't get it.'

Satoshi straightened himself. 'Let me through,' he commanded Krad.

-

Daisuke sat up groggily, clutching his spinning head. Dark wasn't making his recovery any better, screeching at him about how stupid he could be, since that door was so obviously electrocuted, hello that was the basic law of any decent self respecting thief to never ever ever on any circumstances touch a bloody front door when it had been left just so ALONE like that in a booby trapped house, ESPECIALLY when it came to his family and his mad mother...

'Fine, fine Dark... I get the picture...' he groaned.

He stood up again, and dusted himself. Looking around, he was glad that his family hadn't been sitting by the veranda of the mansion and was grading him. if they were, he would have gotten a big fat zero, like the last time he did something so stupid...

He glanced around the front door. The windows on either side of the door were invitingly open but they probably had something like a tub of scorpions waiting for him on the other end or were similarly electrified like the door. Dusting his hands, he looked and found a small opening above the door, covered in stained glass. He smiled.

'Finally you're using your brains.'

Crouching down with his back to the door, he leapt and his hands caught hold of the top of the wooden doorway. Curling into a ball, he pushed off the wooden doors and nearly slipped, finding out that his mother had thought of that idea to get in as well. however, thanking his wits for getting new track shoes the day before, he managed to get a grip and swinging himself up, he broke through the window feet first and somersaulted through the window into the house, landing on his feet.

Instinctively, he leapt off again before the floor opened up below him into a secret compartment.

Dark applauded politely. 'You're improving.'

Peeping down into the secret compartment, Daisuke found his curiosity unrewarded, as the secret compartment slammed shut again, nearly taking his head off with it. He turned around to face the grand hall of the mansion. his feet was on a velvet rich crimson carpet which extended into the darkness, where he could faintly make out two enormous spiraling staircases which turned to join each other again on the landing, which was presumably the second floor. He looked to his left and right. There were three doors on both sides, which extended the possibilities of the statuette being in eight places, or more. the entire hall had four marble pillars supporting it, all with huge dragons curling around them. There was something wrong with the dragons but before Daisuke could point that out, Dark muttered, 'Look at the walls again.'

Turning his head obediently, he saw that both walls which were oak paneled were lined with little holes, where his father should have drilled to put in poisonous arrows.

Dark clicked his tongue. 'How cliché.'

Daisuke's eyes wandered over to the four pillars of dragons again. There was something wrong with them... really... but he couldn't place it until it finally hit him.

The dragons were staring right at HIM.

'Damn!' Dark muttered. 'Get out of there; get out now, now, now!'

Daisuke was glad to comply, for just as dark had warned him about that, the dragons started breathing fire.

-

Risa and Riku were finally asleep on the car when grandfather Tsuba slammed the brakes down in the car. the car jerked to a stop, as the twins awoke with a shock.

'What the hell!' Riku exclaimed. Risa gasped.

'Your language!' she screeched, adding more mayhem in the car than needed. Grandfather Tsuba, hearing the words, started lecturing at Riku, who was still in shock about the entire thing, while Risa shrieked her head off about how her sister was going to become a hooligan and take drugs and booze, coming home at midnight... or worst, later!

However, the madness stopped as soon as someone tapped on the door gently. The trio turned to see Niwa Emiko smiling down on them like some beautiful goddess.

'Hey, come on out!' she smiled through the window. In truth, grandfather Tsuba had slammed down on the brakes because he had seen the Niwa's car bumbling happily towards them like a giant red setter puppy and had feared for his life, thus slamming down on the brakes. Whilst the Harada family had been going on about Riku's language, the Niwa family had emerged from their car, grinning sheepishly, and Emiko had been sent as Ambassador to the Other Car on the Other End of the Road.

Rather mollified, the Harada family stepped out of the car into the bright sunlight. It was about five in the afternoon, where the Niwa family was deserting their only son in favour of Haagen-Dazs ice cream that could only be found if they ever reached the city. Grandfather Tsuba stepped out and offered his apologies, while Niwa Kosuke was also apologizing profusely for his suicidal driving.

Risa and Riku stepped out just as Towa-chan emerged from the Niwa's car with a huge basket.

'Let's have a picnic!' she exclaimed happily, waving the basket of goodies around.

The suggestion was so ludicrous to the Harada family that the trio just gaped as Emiko gushed on about how perfect Towa-chan's timing was.

Kosuke who was still considered sane by few, paused and frowned.

'Weren't we supposed to have this earlier, when Daisuke was still around... you know, as his dinner? Because he won't have any?'

Towa-chan's eyes grew big and round. Then she laughed.

'Oh silly me! I forgot!'

Riku and Risa blinked. Daisuke wasn't around? He wasn't going to have his dinner? Was his family really his family? Was Neil Armstrong's first words 'One small step for me, one giant step for Man'? Why couldn't it be 'Damn I need to pee'? Or perhaps 'I can't walk properly in this thing'?

The questions were endless.

-

Satoshi took a grateful breath when Krad finally relinquished his control on the physical world. Krad however, wasn't that happy.

'I will return with an army of maaadd bunnnniiiieeeeeeeeesss!' he howled as he returned to his mad little mind world at the back of Satoshi's head. Adjusting his glasses properly, he was about to grasp the doorknob of the Gorijuun Mansion when his sixth, no seventh instinct warned him about the innocent door knob.

The sixth sense he had was used for detecting Dark.

'Charged?' his mind wondered. Krad nodded vigourously.

'Touch it touch it! I always liked the mad rush I get whenever you get struck by lightning!' Krad urged him.

Satoshi ignored him and looked up, where he saw the broken glass window. Krad was languishing on the fact that it was broken glass and how it reflected Satoshi-kun's life as Satoshi single-mindedly scrambled up the oil painted door, only to discover that oil was in fact, flammable, and that a column of fire was heading their way.

'Damn,' he murmured, before being blown away when the flame and oil-rigged door came in contact.

-

Whoo! It's 3am! Hahaha!

Shigure, Dark: Sugar rush.

Not true!

Shigure: True.

Dark: True!

Sorry it couldn't be longer! I've got stuff in my head that's dying to come out but it's too late! Oh no! I've got church tomorrow… and I hope that this chapter was good enough for you! Shall try to update more often, don't forget to review else Sesshoumaru will kill you!

Sesshoumaru: I do not belong here. I will not kill without reason.

Heka: Don't force me to use the secret weapon!

Sesshoumaru: Secret weapon? This Sesshoumaru would like to see the 'Secret Weapon' you possess.

Heka: Okay! Rin!

Sesshoumaru: … Damn.

Heka: Rin, tell Sesshoumaru to kill all who don't review!

Rin: But that's bad!

Heka: Don't say anything and I won't give you lollies.

Rin: Okay! Sesshoumaru! Kill all who don't review! Wa hahahahaahaxxx!

Sesshoumaru: … Rin?

Rin: Kill!

Shigure: Moving away from murdering child… right about now…

Dark: Me pities Rin's future husband…

Heka: Oh and I am a Sess/Rin fan! Go them:D Who's one too!