What the Hell?

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Chapter 2:In which the Teacher gets pranked on the first day of school.

At Sakura's house

"Kaijuu! If you don't finish eating earlier you'll be late for school and I wont bother to take you to school!" Touya yelled as 15-year-old Sakura hurriedly ate her food. As she swallowed her last mouthful, she screamed, "I am NOT a KAIJUU!" and stepped on Touya's foot accidentally on purpose (A/N:Hehe, I do that a lot).Touya moaned in pain but still managed to smirk and say, "I think you should lose some weight kaijuu." Sakura got so frustrated she stomped her foot on the ground and ran out the door to get her bicycle to ride to school.

When she reached school, her amethyst eyed best friend Tomoyo Daidouji spotted her and ran over to her. "I heard that there are two new students coming from Hong Kong today." 'I wonder who they are…' Sakura thought to herself.

In class

"Class, theseare our new students from Hong Kong and they are Li Syaoran and Eriol Hiirigizawa. Sakura would you like to show them around the school? After all, they are our new students and they probably don't know their way around our school." said Miss Hito. Sakura snorted, and asked,

"Must I?"

"Miss Kinomoto, this is not a request, this is an ORDER! How dare you speak back at me?"

"Sorry Miss Hito." Sakura replied. Then, Tomoyo requested to join her showing the NEW STUDENTS around. Miss Hito sighed, the two of them never did anything alone. Then, she sank into her chair where it felt soft and fluffy. She smelt a certain foul odour emitting from her seat and she jumped up. The students too smelt it and thought Miss Hito had farted. They started giggling and laughing.

Miss Hito was utterly embarrassed. Tints of pink appeared on her cheeks. "Which one of you did this?" she demanded. When no one replied, she inspected the fluffy thing and saw at the back, 'Property of Eriol.H' She was fuming with anger and steam was practically coming out from her ears. She went off to complain to the principal of the school, Mr Ita. When she came back, she saw what was written on the white board and it said

'Miss Hito is an old fart,

Miss Hito is an old tart.

Miss Hito will end up

An Old spinster left all alone

With her cats and dogs and

No one.'

Signed Li Syaoran and Eriol Hiirigizawa

"Mr Hiirigizawa, Mr Li, go to the principal's office NOW!" she shrieked. They shrugged and just before Syaoran stepped out, he went to Sakura and said, "Would you like a scarf?" and before she could reply, he took out something, and put it on her hands. It was a DEAD LIZARD! Sakura screamed and thought in her mind 'Though he did that prank on Miss Hito, he tricked me! I HATE LI SYAORAN! I WILL pay him back. Just you wait Li Syaoran, just you wait.' Then she smirked and Tomoyo seeing this, went up to her and said,

" Are you okay?"

"I'm fine. Just fine. Except for the fact that I HATE LI SYAORAN! HE is a bloody PRAT!" she replied in a pissed voice. Tomoyo shrugged, and said, " Let's go for ice-cream, since it's break time anyways."

"Fine with me." Sakura said.

Good, no? Please R and R. Oh and I've just had one of my major exams today. One month more to the all-important exam…sigh might not update that much… Review please.