What the Hell?

Disclaimer: I still don't own CCS…its depressing…

A/N: Thanks to my reviewers (including of course my fellow sadists)

MagicianCyborg

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baby sadist( I never thought you'd read it, really)

Saddist 2

Chapter 3: In which they realize the principal is crackling mad and Sakura gets her revenge…

#$&At the principal's office&$#

"Mr Hiirigizawa and Mr Li, as the principal, I understand that you both are new pupils and that people have to let out their frustration sometimes. I also know that as new students, you probably do not know the school rules, of which one of them clearly states that pupils are NOT to prank teachers no matter what the cost. However, as new students, I will excuse you from your cough crime so there will be no punishment at all." Said the principal, Mr Ita to Syaoran and Eriol. They stared at him in bewilderment until Syaoran blurted out, "Really?" To which Mr Ita replied,

"Yes, after all when I was your age I did something like this too." And he smiled and started humming. If you could hear him, you would probably hear something along the lines of 'When I was seventeen…' Sitting there, Syaoran and Eriol were starting to get freaked out. So Eriol said,

"Can we go now?" and Mr Ita replied, "Run along now children. Remember, don't prank the teachers!" And Syaoran and Eriol mumbled a 'Yes' and left.

"That guy is plain creepy. How did he become a principal anyway?" Syaoran asked Eriol as soon as the principal's office was out of sight. "Trust me, this is the one time I have no idea. Let's go to the ice cream parlor." Eriol shrugged and said. Syaoran agreed, so they made their way there.

#$&Ice Cream Parlor&$#

"What would you like, Miss?" asked the cashier/waiter.(A/N: Well, I can't really remember the actual name thingy but I was told the person was a cashier.) "Two strawberry ice-creams please." said Sakura to the cashier/waiter. Then she spotted Tomoyo at a seat not too far away. She took the two ice creams and went over after much difficulty as the parlor was EXTREMELY packed that day. They started chatting and eating their ice cream till suddenly, Sakura spotted two familiar faces coming in to the parlor. She smirked and whispered to Tomoyo, "I see Li and Hiirigizawa coming in. Hide me for a while, I need to do something." Tomoyo nodded and she ransacked her bag until she found a piece of A4 paper. ' This is Perfect.' She thought to herself.

She scribbled something onto it and as she saw Syaoran walking towards the cashier/waiter, she squeezed her way through, and using a scotch tape, she pasted the piece of paper on Syaoran's back all the while trying not to let him know it was her. He didn't realize it as he thought that someone had knocked into him. After all, there was the possibility. 'Thank God this place is totally packed, he'll never find out. Maybe later anyway. Ah well, its up to himself and his buddy there to find out on their own!' Sakura thought as she sauntered back to her seat. As a look of triumph and satisfaction was on her face, Tomoyo asked her curiously, "What happened just now?" Sakura would not say anything else except, "Oh you'll see, you'll see." And they walked out of the parlor after finishing their ice cream.

#$&In class&$#

'Thank God we made it in time for the bell.' Thought Syaoran as he and Eriol walked off to their respective seats. Then, the whole class burst into guffaws of laughter. He looked around confused, and then he saw Eriol trying hard to stop snickering. Then a girl sitting behind him said, "Excuse me, there's a piece of paper at the back of your shirt." He said a rushed "Thanks," and peeled off the piece of paper. On the piece of paper, he saw a turtle with wings, some wording which said, "Kiss my bootylicious ass!" and some other wording which contained of mainly, " I'm a poof!", "I'm a homosexual and proud of it!", "I think I'm gay, wait I KNOW I'm gay!" and certain other things that implied the same thing.(A/N: No offence to those who ARE homosexual or like to read slash.:))

He looked around the class crossly, hoping to find the culprit. Then he saw her. Sitting there ever so innocently, acting as if nothing had happened. Who was she again? Ah, he remembered. The girl whom he had handed the dead lizard and she screamed so loudly. Kuso! How could he have not noticed? What was her name again? Oh right. Sakura Kinomoto. He had accidentally seen her profile in the principal's office. He walked over to her and screamed, "You'll pay for this!"

"What did I do?" Sakura said, in a fakely bewildered voice.

"Cut the innocent act! You did this ON PURPOSE didn't you? You pasted the piece of paper on my back!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Fine! So what if I did?" she said standing up, and folding her arms, smirking triumphantly at him. "You humiliated me in front of the whole class!" He yelled.

"Well sorry, but you were the one that did the dead lizard stunt first! This was just payback!" Sakura yelled in return.

"This is war!" Syaoran said through gritted teeth. And Sakura replied, "Fine by me!" and sat on her chair with a "Thump!" Syaoran too went back to his seat. And their best friends both looked on amusingly at their oh so immature behavior. They sighed, and decided to do nothing. Then, the teacher for that certain subject came in, and said, "Class, settle down now. We shall start our lesson now."

How? Good or bad? R and R please! Flames are also accepted. I shall use them to roast my marshmallows. Haven't roasted marshmallows in a long time…yum…Review please!

Kuso - Damn