What the Hell?

Disclaimer: Don't remind me. I KNOW CCS does not belong to me… (bursts in tears) Oops, getting off the point.

A/N: Thanks to my faithful reviewers (and my school friend). You rock my socks!

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Chapter 4: In which the highly anticipated war of the worlds has finally begun…

#$&On the way home&$#

"Did you see the look on his face when he saw the piece of paper? His face looked at contorted and twisted with horror!" Sakura exclaimed as soon as she and Tomoyo were out of the school gates. Tomoyo giggled, it was indeed a hilarious sight to see. As they turned round the corner, Tomoyo and Sakura went their separate ways after bidding each other goodbye. Sakura whistled to herself as she relieved the glorious memory of the 'paper pasting incident' over and over again. The whole school had known by now. As such, she knew that Syaoran would be planning his revenge soon. After all, her instincts were never wrong. When she was about to go into her house, she saw that the vacant house next door had removed its 'FOR SALE' sign.

"I wonder who the buyers are…hope they're nice people!" she thought to herself and walked into her house. Her older brother, Touya, was already home. "Eh, kaijuu, you just realized the house over there," at this he pointed to the once vacant house next door, "has been sold out? You ARE slow. Anyway, I heard that the buyers were two teenage boys around YOUR age and they go to the same school. If they dare TOUCH you, let me know. I'll beat them to a pulp." Sakura got a sick feeling in her stomach. She had a feeling this was not her good day. She gulped and said, "Are their names Li Syaoran and Eriol Hiirigizawa?"

"I think it was something like that. Why? Has the guy touched you already? I'll beat him up for you, don't worry."

"No, it's just that they're in my class…" Sakura trailed off, not knowing what else to say. In a way, she wanted Touya to beat Li up, but the Hiirigizawa guy had done nothing to her and would get beaten up for nothing so she decided not to continue. "Oh, so nothing happened," Touya said and heaved a sigh of relief, "And tonight I'm cooking." Sakura nodded and went upstairs to do her homework. As soon as she was upstairs, she dialed the Daidouji residence and waited impatiently for Tomoyo to answer. She looked downstairs through the window and saw that Li and Hiirigizawa had indeed moved to the house next door.

"Hello? This is the Daidouji residence. Tomoyo speaking. Who is this on the line?"

"This is Sakura. You know the vacant house next door? It's just been sold out! And you'll never guess who bought it! It's Li Syaoran and Eriol Hiirigizawa!"

"Really? Oh my god, I'll go over your house right now."

"Okay."

Click! The phone was put down by both girls. Not too long after, Tomoyo was already at the front door of Sakura's house. As she was about to ring the doorbell, Eriol saw her and waved at her. He walked over to her and said,

"Hi, you're my classmate right? I remember you from school. Your name is Tomoyo Daidouji isn't it?"

"Yes, Hiirigizawa-kun, what brings you here?"

"Oh, I've just bought a house here. Please call me Eriol. And what brings a pretty lady such as you here?"

'So what Sakura said IS true.' Tomoyo thought to herself before answering, "Oh, I've just come to visit Sakura at her house." 'Oh no! Now I've really done it! Sakura will be so mad at me for telling HIM where she lives, guess it's too late for this now. I should have thought carefully before saying this!' she thought anxiously to herself.

"Now, it's such a hot day isn't it? How about I give you this hat? It can shade you from the sun,"

"Arigato, Hiirigizawa---Eriol-kun," Tomoyo said as she took the hat from his hands. It was then that she realized that the hat she was holding had a beetle in it. "AHH!" she screamed and threw the hat. By then, Eriol had already run away. 'I'll get you for this. I should never have trusted you. I should have known from your best friend's behavior that you were the same.' Tomoyo thought angrily to herself. She rang the doorbell of Sakura's house and when Sakura opened the door, she told Sakura about what had happened.

"What! How dare he do that to my best friend! Now I'll really have no regrets telling Touya that he and Li touched us or I could always use an excuse." Sakura yelled as soon as they were up in her bedroom. Tomoyo smirked and said, "Don't do that. I have a plan, it would be better if we carried it out instead," then she said quietly, hardly loud enough for Sakura to hear, "And I sort of told him that I came to visit you. Gomenasai Sakura." "Never mind Tomoyo, it really doesn't matter, they'll find out sooner or later anyway. Now what was that plan you mentioned just now?" Sakura said in what she hoped was a soothing voice. Tomoyo started talking in a hushed voice and they decided, yes, they were going to use the plan.

#$&At Syaoran and Eriol's house&$#

"So, the Kinomoto girl lives next door? Too bad we don't know where Daidouji lives or we could prank her too…ah well, this will have to do." Syaoran said to Eriol with a smirk. He was FINALLY going to get his payback!

#$&Next Morning in Sakura's House&$#

Sakura woke up to find something wriggling. 'What's that?' she thought to herself. She looked down, seeing a whole bunch of string on her right hand. It seemed as if her bed sheet had unraveled quite a bit while she was sleeping. She sighed, pushing the bunch of string away. Then, suddenly, a bucket of vomit green slime and mud fell on top of her. She let out a shrill scream, and just as she jumped out of bed, another bunch of string tripped her over, making her land face down on the floor. 'SYAORAN MUST have done THIS!' she thought furiously to herself as she walked into the shower trying hard to get rid of all the slime and mud in her hair. Then, she smiled to herself, as she remembered that she too had prepared a present for him. Correction, him AND Hiirigizawa, with the help of Tomoyo.

#$&At Syaoran and Eriol's House&$#

Syaoran woke up to hear birds chirping outside his window. Ah yes, the Kinomoto girl must have gotten his oh so lovely present, judging from what he heard from his open window. He stretched his arms, sat up straight and tried to get down his bed. When he was trying to walk to the toilet (emphasis on TRYING), he found his feet could not leave the spot. 'Shit! Why can't my feet move?' he thought to himself. He looked down at the floor, and saw that there was glue all over. 'Kuso! My feet are glued to the ground!' he thought and decided to call for help. "ERIOL! Come here and help me! My feet are glued to the ground! I can't move!" he yelled to Eriol. He heard a yelp, and a few thump, coming from Eriol's room. "Don't tell me he was pranked too?" he groaned.

Eriol walked in looking frazzled. His hair was a mess, filled with twigs, he looked like he had just fallen off his bed a dozen times and there were drawings all over his face. "What happened to you?" he said, gesturing to Syaoran's feet. "There's glue on the floor, I can't move my feet. And what happened to you?"

"I woke up and saw that there were twigs all over my bed and on the floor. There were marbles on the floor and I kept slipping. When I was almost in the toilet, there was a whole lot of ice and water, making me slip and fall again. And when I was in the toilet, I saw my horribly drawn face and you called me here. Something makes me think that this has something to do with Daidouji and Kinomoto." he replied. As he walked over to Syaoran, trying to get the glue off Syaoran's feet. By then, the glue around Syaoran's feet had hardened and it was no longer sticky around that area. But, now Syaoran's feet was stuck in the hardened glue, which made it even harder to get his feet out. They sighed, and tried helping each other out. (A/N: I guess Tomoyo's the only lucky one here, not pranked at all. LOL)

#$&Later in class&$#

"And—" "Sorry, Miss Hito, that we're late, I mean. We can explain—" a flustered Eriol tried to tell Miss Hito but was cut of by her saying, "Oh? So you finally decided to grace us with you presence? Pray tell, why are the both of you late?" And Syaoran said bitterly, pointing at Sakura with a look of hatred, it's all HER fault and" staring pointedly at Tomoyo, "her fault too."

"Hey! Don't say you didn't do ANYTHING, okay? You put a bucket of slime and mud on top of my head!"

"That's not as bad as what you did! You glued my feet to the ground! Do you know how painful it is when my feet were stuck!"

"Oh, and washing the mud and slime out of my hair wasn't painful? I practically scrubbed my hair out!"

"What you did was worse!"

"No, YOURS was!"

"No, yours!"

"No, yours was!"

"No, yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Will the both of you stop quarreling? You two are SO immature!" said Tomoyo, sticking her tongue out. "And what you did wasn't immature?" Eriol questioned her. "That was payback, darling, only payback for the hat with the beetle." Said Tomoyo, with a rather dazzling smile. Eriol sighed, thinking to himself, 'And Syaoran and Meilin say I'm the one who's insane.'

'I see my plan is working well, very well indeed.' Yelan thought to herself as she smiled after receiving a call from a reliable source in Japan.

So how's this chapter? You didn't think that I forgot about Yelan's plan did you? I feel so heartbroken! Sobs sobs……Oh, and I realized that I had somehow sort of neglected Eriol and Tomoyo...so here's the make-up for it! I think that I'm gonna start the EriolxTomoyo romance before the SyaoranxSakura romance…Anyway, there's school tomorrow, can't really update that soon, unless I'm lucky and my mom allows me to use the computer. (Crosses my fingers and wishes for luck) Please R and R! Love you all!

Kuso – Damn

Arigato – Thank you

Gomenasai – I'm sorry!