What the Hell?

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JEn

the cherry tree

Clauds (thanks for reviewing juz coz I asked you to comment)

ZOE101FREAK (the romance part will come out soon, don't worry…though Eriol and Tomoyo will probably get together first)

Chapter 5: In which Eriol steals Tomoyo's camcorder and strikes a deal with her…

#$&In another class&$#

Miss Katte was re-reading the name list of the students as she sat at her desk. Then, she saw a few students walk in, of which two were quarreling rather heatedly and the other two seemingly very calm, but glaring daggers at each other when they thought Miss Katte wasn't looking. She observed them with interest as she decided to tweak the name list a LITTLE so that they would end up sitting near each other. So she went up to them and said, "Eriol Hiirigizawa and Li Syaoran, the two new students, am I right?" they nodded simultaneously and she continued, "According to this name list I have here, Li Syaoran will be sitting behind Sakura Kinomoto, and Eriol Hiirigizawa will be sitting next to Tomoyo Daidouji."

"WHAT? But that's IMPOSSIBLE! In our last class it wasn't even like that!" they burst out at the same time. "Well, this is MY class. I decide who sits where!" Miss Katte said, with her lips in a thin line.

"Gomen ne, Miss Katte," they said, barely above a whisper, and went to their respective seats. (A/N: Lol, I like the way it sounds.) Eriol and Tomoyo were still glaring daggers at each other, while it seemed like Syaoran and Sakura had given up quarreling.

'Kuso! I'm stuck with this Kinomoto girl! And I thought my life couldn't get any worse!' he thought to himself. Suddenly, an idea struck him. He opened his bag and searched everywhere till he found the sacred object. (A/N: HAH! And what would THAT be? DRUMROLL!) The sacred object turned out to be bubble gum. So when he saw that Miss Katte was not looking their way anymore, he quickly unwrapped it and popped it in his mouth, and tried to chew it less obviously. He saw Kinomoto paying her utmost attention to Miss Katte's teachings. 'She's probably trying to ignore me anyway. It's doing well to my plan though.' He thought to himself and smirked. After chewing on the piece of bubble gum for a while, he carefully stuck the bubble gum on one of Sakura's loose ends of her hair. No one saw him, which made him all the more satisfied and bursting with glee.

#$&Meanwhile…&$#

Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.

"Stop it Hiirigizawa! It's downright annoying and YOU know it!" Tomoyo hissed angrily at Eriol, who had been tapping his fingers for the past ten minutes, when Tomoyo very politely told him, sotto voce, to stop humming and clicking his pen. He smiled, a creepily innocent smile, and said, "What did I do?"

"You keep tapping your fingers against your desk!"

"So?"

"Can't you like, stop or something?"

"Why should I?"

"Cause you're sooo annoying! I can't concentrate at all! If I fail this class it'll be YOUR entire fault!"

"You have a choice as to listen to sensei Katte or not. You can't put all the blame on me. I can't help it if I'm so good looking that you can't help but stare!"

"…"

"What! You think you're good looking? Well maybe in your dreams! I will NEVER fall for your so-called charms I tell you, NEVER, you inept social MORON!" Tomoyo yelled in his ear.

"Ah…but I've got your camcorder now! If you want it back, meet me by the cherry blossom tree after school and I might return it to you." Eriol said and cackled maniacally as he hid the camcorder in a place Tomoyo would never realize it was in. Tomoyo sighed. She had another camcorder, but this particular one contained a LOT of important stuff inside… Kuso! How did he manage to get her camcorder? She always kept it in a safe place… She could only agree to meet him…

#$&Back to Syaoran and Sakura$&#

'She still hasn't noticed…hmm… maybe I should somehow try to let her notice?' Syaoran thought. He threw something across the table so that Sakura would think that he was throwing something at her. Just as he had guessed, Sakura turned around and caught sight of something light pink on a loose strand of her hair. She picked at it and tried to get it out, but it wouldn't budge. It was also a little sticky. Wait, was that SALIVA? 'Is this BUBBLEGUM?EWWWW! HOE! Li must've done this! Watashi kirai Li! Li wa baka!' Sakura thought angrily to herself as she swore to get revenge. She devised a plan in her head and decided to carry it out the next day in the morning. She had Tomoyo to help her with the plan. 'Now how do I get this thing off my hair?' She glared furiously at Li while he just smiled innocently back. She was fuming so hard she almost screamed. Almost. 'Calm down, Sakura. You know you can do this. Just ignore him. This kind of person is not worth your time. He will get his just desserts tomorrow.' She thought to herself and smirked inwardly. (A/N: I don't really think we can do that actually.Hehehe…)

When the lesson ended, Sakura finally got the gum out of her hair. Then she crept up to Syaoran and said eerily, "You shall pay for this Li Syaoran. Do not forget this." Which made even HIM shudder and he couldn't even reply coherently. Then she tossed her head back and laughed in a dull, lifeless tone. And she walked away. Syaoran looked confusedly at her and shrugged. If she was going to exert payback on him, he might as well be prepared. It probably had not much originality anyway. It could even have been the same prank she did on him the last time. 'Ah, well. I'll see when the time comes.' he thought as he walked off in the opposite direction.

#$&By the cherry tree after school&$#

"What do you want?" Tomoyo demanded as she walked over to where Eriol was standing. God, he was such an irritating prat and a bloody git! "Oh Tomoyo, you're finally here. You don't know how long I've waited—"

"Cut the talk. Just come straight to the point please." Tomoyo said curtly. Eriol nodded his head and said, "You know how your best friend Sakura Kinomoto and my best friend Li Syaoran keep fighting right? I think we shouldn't follow their childish ways. How about we strike a deal? If you don't prank me, I don't prank you. But of course, there is no guarantee that I won't prank you. It just means that we have an alliance. An alliance to unite our best friends so that they will get together and get married and have twenty thousand kids…" at this he trailed off. Tomoyo who had only been half-listening had her eyes wide open now. "What? Really?" she practically screamed. She was THAT excited. Eriol nodded, and Tomoyo did a happy dance around the tree.

"I agree then. Now can I have my camcorder back?" he handed her her camcorder, bid her farewell and walked away. Tomoyo had starry stars in her eyes. Ah, how wonderful to play matchmaker to Sakura!

"Where were you?" Sakura asked Tomoyo, as she saw Tomoyo rushing out of the school gates her hair a little disheveled and face slightly flushed. "I was in the toilet, Sakura. Gomen ne, I made you wait so long." She said in a hurry. Sakura smiled brightly and answered, "Never mind Tomoyo. Oh, and you took a picture of Syaoran on your camcorder right?" Tomoyo nodded cheerfully, and they went off to Sakura's house.

#$&At Sakura's House&$#

"So…you say you want to modify this picture on the computer? Sure! No problem!" Tomoyo said with a wide smile and modified the picture until it was exactly what Sakura had told her to modify it like. The outcome was hilarious! They ended up laughing uncontrollably on the floor, rolling about in fits of laughter. Syaoran looked like he was a transsexual and it was definitely NOT in a good way. He had long frizzy hair. And when I say long, I mean REALLY long. It was up to his knees. He was flipping his hair in the hallway, while other students passed by. He had on a tight little shirt. It was really LITTLE. It was tied up in a knot on the side. Then he was wearing a skirt which showed his butt, where he wore a neon pink g-string. There was a sign on his back saying 'kick me'.

Oh Syaoran was DEFINITELY in for it. And he'd NEVER guess what.

#$&A few days later at school&$#

Syaoran was walking to school talking mindlessly with Eriol. He thought, "Kinomoto probably forgot about the prank. Hah! And she said she wanted to prank me! Geez, so all the safety precautions were for nothing.' "Hey Syaoran? You're spacing out on me again," "Oh Gomen Eriol, I was thinking about how Kinomoto hasn't made her move yet. I think she forgot. Hopefully she did, but even if she didn't, there's nothing much she can do to me anyway," and we walked in the school gates.

Syaoran walked to his locker, just like he always did, but this time it wouldn't budge. He ended up kicking it until it opened and a whole bunch of pictures of him in scary costumes. He stared at them, open-eyed with a mixture of shock and horror. He made the mistake of accidentally kicking his locker again, and a pot of honey landed on him. Eriol picked up a picture of Syaoran and burst out laughing. He wouldn't stop teasing Syaoran all the way to class. Syaoran could not believe his luck.

First that, now this. Another bunch of pictures were plastered all over the classroom, covering almost all the empty spaces. Kuso! I should not have even bothered to come today… And the rest of the day he was teased about the pictures by everyone. But the worst thing was the smug look Kinomoto had on her face when he was humiliated. She had walked up to him and whispered in his ear, "I told you I'd have payback." After which, she smirked and sauntered off to Tomoyo. Darn it! She was going to pay now! How dare she humiliate him in front of the school?

Hey people! Sorry I haven't updated for a while. I got back my results, blablabla, and I didn't have time to update. How's this chapter? This is probably the last or second last time I'm updating in a month or so. Coz the next exam is a major exam which will decide which school I'm gonna be spending in for the next 4 years. Please R and R! Love ya folks!

Kuso-Damn

Gomen ne/Gomen-Sorry

Sensei-Teacher

Watashi Kirai Li-I hate Li!

Li wa Baka-Li is stupid!