What the Hell?
Disclaimer: CCS does not belong to me….the plot does!
A/N: I used the computer in school to update. Again. I stayed back in school just to update. Sorry for not updating last week! This time I'll only update if I get at LEAST 10 reviews! LOL… Thanks for the reviews!
bloodied moon
ha
Samantha Pantanne
FictionRose
the cherry tree (Eriol is DEFINITELY not going to be gay. It's going to be EriolxTomoyo)
baby sadist
anime flower
Meika-chan
Peale
stephie 23
The Miss Marauders
Chapter 8: In which gifts for fake birthdays are exchanged and the new student is dumb, D-U-M-E (sort of)……
#$&Next day at school&$#
"KINOMOTO!" Syaoran screamed as soon as he got into the classroom. Sakura turned around and stared at him as if he were crazy.
"IaccidentallytoldEriolthatIkissedyouyesterday," Syaoran said in such a flurry that Sakura could only just make out some of his words. When his words finally sank in, she confessed too, saying, "I accidentally told Tomoyo too, somehow she made me do it without realizing it." Syaoran nodded in apprehension and said,
"Now what do we do?"
"They can't do anything to us, don't worry."
"Oh right, of course." Syaoran said and sighed in relief. (A/N: They are kinda dumb to think that…LOL)
Just then, Tomoyo and Eriol waltzed into the classroom together, Tomoyo looking amazed. "Did you just AGREE on something with each other? I should have been here to capture that ABSOLUTELY Kodak moment!" her expression turned into one of disappointment. She looked as if she was about to start bawling any moment.
Syaoran and Sakura exchanged glances and said at the same time, "Tomoyo has been spending too much time with Eriol." Tomoyo then quickly whipped out her camcorder and managed to capture that Kodak moment.
Eriol then tried to make Sakura and Syaoran to transfer their attention away from the camcorder, seeing as it was not part of the plan. He and Tomoyo had been thinking about what they should do about what they entitled: The Kiss.
So Eriol shouted, clear enough for everyone in that class AND the classrooms next door to hear, "So Syaoran! Why did you only tell me that you kissed Sakura yesterday! Tomoyo knew about it about…" at this point he was counting his fingers, "ten ENTIRE minutes before ME!" he ended indignantly.
Catching on to the plan, Tomoyo yelled, "Yeah! Sakura told me before you told Eriol while she was describing a thousand reasons why she would never fall for you. Of which many of them were the same thing." And she smiled triumphantly. Sakura glared daggers at Tomoyo and Syaoran's eyes widened. When the rest of the class and the other classes who had heard it started to stare at Sakura and Syaoran, a light pink flush suffused Sakura's cheeks while Syaoran blushed a deep red.
"We…" "I…" "We didn't…" they stuttered but found they could not continue. Then Syaoran regained his use of speech and shouted, "ERIOL!YOU ARE SOOO BUSTED!" At this, he looked up and said, "This is your retribution! BWAHAHAHAH!" before zooming out of the classroom with Tomoyo in tow, seeing that Sakura had a murderous glint in her eyes. Then Syaoran and Sakura started chasing after them.
#$&Later that day&$#
"Sorry, Sakura," Tomoyo said as she and Sakura walked home from school, Syaoran and Eriol trailing behind them as they were going in the same direction. Sakura smiled a little, saying, "Never mind." Tomoyo sighed in relief and started chatting to Sakura about how it was her birthday on the following Monday even though it wasn't true, but Sakura was not paying attention so she didn't know it.
As soon as Syaoran heard it, he stopped paying attention to what Eriol said and decided to play a prank on her. Eriol was following in Tomoyo's lead and started talking about Syaoran's non-existent birthday the following week. That brought about Sakura's attention and she too decided to play a prank on Syaoran. Then they headed in opposite directions, but not before Eriol winked to Tomoyo and she winked back in return.
#$&At Syaoran and Eriol's house later&$#
"Ah! My kawaii little cousin! Here you are! I've been looking all over for you!" Eriol shouted as soon as he spotted Syaoran in his room. Syaoran winced and said,
"Don't call me that!"
"Fine! I'll call you baboon backside!"
"Don't call me that either!"
"Oh fine, BF. Which by the way, stands for bitchy fag, just thought you should know."
"Can't you just call me SYAORAN!"
"Uh…no?"
"Oh fine! Don't call me anything! What is it?" Syaoran said as he sighed, resigned to his fate.
"What's wrong with you? Got PMS or something? #At this Syaoran kicks him in the shins# Anyway, I have a birthday present for you!" he yelled happily.
Syaoran stared blankly at him. Since when did Eriol give him a birthday present two months beforehand? It was always at least two weeks after. He shrugged, and decided to open it. But he never expected what he saw. He ripped off the wrapping paper and saw a tiny card, on which wrote,
Dear Li,
I heard it's your birthday today and so, as the kind person that I am, I decided to give you a birthday present. This is for you, because I know that you are gay. AND I think that you probably already have had a sex change. So I decided to give you THIS. And if Eriol is bisexual, (If he's your lover then he probably is bisexual, no offence Eriol.) he can use it too.
Yours Truly,
Sakura Kinomoto (Your utmost enemy)
P.S: If you don't know how to use it, just read the instructions.
Syaoran stared dumbfounded, before he reached into the box to take out the so-called present. Which turned out to be sanitary pads. (A/N: At this I shall credit my friend, who shall remain unnamed, Teardrops of Hatred, who gave me the idea while we were in class.) Syaoran's look of dumbfoundedness (A/N: This word is created by me! Wo0t!) turned to one of horror.
"I'm NOT GAY!" he yelled, loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear, since his window was unlocked. And Eriol screamed indignantly, "I'm not bisexual! Besides, even if I am, I wouldn't like HIM!" Syaoran turned to him and stared daggers.
"Are you saying I'm ugly?"
"Uh…no….I just meant that…….uh……that I wouldn't like my best friend in that way!" Eriol finished triumphantly with a bright smile and felt a whoosh of relief flood him. Syaoran decided to ignore him and set to pass Kinomoto her birthday present the next day, with, of course, Tomoyo's help.
#$&Next day&$#
"Oh my dearest Tomoyo, please help me! I'm in great need of your help!"
"Iie."
"Please?"
"Iie!"
"I just need you to pass this present to Sak—Kinomoto!" Syaoran said desperately. At this Tomoyo had a mischievous glint in her eyes and agreed readily. Syaoran looked at her, confused, but walked away.
#$&Later in class&$#
"Sakura!" Tomoyo waved frantically to draw Sakura's attention. Sakura turned around to face Tomoyo and asked,
"What is it?"
"I'm delivering your birthday present!" Tomoyo chirped happily. Sakura looked a little confused, but decided to open her specially delivered package. A card was on it, which wrote,
Dear Kinomoto,
I have been informed that your birthday was just around the corner and decided to give you a birthday present. Don't bother to thank me, because I know you'll be very grateful.
Yours Sincerely,
Li Syaoran (Your utmost enemy)
Sakura looked and thought aloud, "So he copied my style eh?" but still decided to see the package. She took it out and stared. "AHH!THAT BAKAYARO!" she shrieked.
The package turned out to be a frilly pink pillow with custom-made 'I love Li Syaoran' scribbled all over it. There were also lipstick prints on it and it smelt like it had been sprayed a thousand types of perfume. In other words, it smelt AWFUL. The classmates sitting around her started snickering, while she turned a fiery red.
"I HATE YOU LI SYAORAN! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" she screamed. Then she threw the pillow out the window, (A/N: That rhymed!") and stomped off. Syaoran, who was in the next classroom, heard what she said and snickered. He had paid her back.
Then as soon as Sakura left the classroom, Tomoyo turned to Toji, who had been watching the whole scene with an amused look on his face, and whispered, "Meet me later at the end of class by the cherry blossom tree." He nodded and the teacher in charge came in, and the lesson started.
#$&Later by the cherry tree&$#
"We need your help." That was the first thing Eriol said as soon as Tomoyo and he reached the cherry tree where Toji was already waiting. He raised an eyebrow and said,
"What is it?"
"We need you to try and make Syaoran jealous by getting close to Sakura Kinomoto."
"Aren't you afraid that she might like me instead?"
"We know you're not interested. Besides she won't like you." Tomoyo said confidently. Toji sighed and said,
"So what do I get?"
"Two potfuls of salt."
"Really?" at this Toji turned starry-eyed.
"Yes," Tomoyo said and exchanged glances with Eriol that clearly said, "He's dumb."
"I just LOVE salt! I simply adore the…um…saltiness of the…uh…salt?" Toji continued.
"So it's a deal right?"
"Yes, it's a deal." Toji said readily.
So how was it? I'm sorry I couldn't update last week. Anyway, I hope that I can update next week……or else I'll update at the earliest 11.10.2005. Please R and R! Until next time, Ja Ne!
Iie-No
Bakayaro-Stupid Bastard