What the Hell?

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A/N: Wo0t! I updated! I updated! I can't believe I'm writing my tenth chapter! Sorry that this chapter is kind of boring, it was because I needed something to work out. The next chapter will be better, I promise! Sorry for the delay… I just had no inspiration to write… but the reviews usually give me inspiration anyway:Crosses fingers for 10 reviews: Thanks to my reviewers, you rock!

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WARNING: This chapter is a result of getting sugar-high on contaminated cookies (Private joke) and other stuff.

Chapter10: In which relatives come to visit, and dirty secrets are revealed…

"Eriol! Where have you been?" Syaoran demanded as Eriol ran through the front door panting. "I was at Tomoyo's house…" he trailed off staring dreamily into space. Syaoran raised an eyebrow as he continued to observe his seriously-in-need-of-therapy cousin. He tried waving his hand in front of Eriol's face to no avail. The guy was seriously gone.

He picked up the telephone and dialed for the National Asylum for the mentally dysfunctional. "Hello? Who is this?" the lady in charge asked.

"This is Li Syaoran and I am asking you to book two separate beds in the asylum. It would be best if the beds were at least ten miles apart, thank you very much. My cousin is mad and he's driving me to insanity."

"Sorry dear, but the asylum is full for the moment. There are no vacant beds left. Goodbye," She replied before putting down the phone. 'Kids these days, always claiming they're going insane. What about the PEOPLE who have to listen to them saying they're going insane EVERYDAY?' she thought as she sighed.

Syaoran sighed. Then he thought of something. "ERIOL! Tomoyo's here!" he yelled as he crept toward the door pretending to open and close it. Eriol's eyes lit up and he said, "REALLY?" before walking over to his cousin. "Well actually, not really," Syaoran replied with a smirk. Eriol realized his cousin had been lying and slouched in his chair.

"Really, I thought you didn't like Daidouji. You told me that yesterday!" Syaoran said as he sighed and situated himself next to his currently-in-depression-mode cousin. "Ah…but like you said, I told you that yesterday. Today is today!" he said and started skipping happily around the living room. (A/N: I know that sounds gay. Don't remind me.) "And she agreed to go out with me!" he continued not noticing Syaoran's horrified expression.

"Does this mean that you'll be going to school and returning home together? And we will have to walk together? As in, Kinomoto included?" he managed to stutter out. Now, Eriol had not managed to think of that plan, but after listening to what Syaoran had just said, he decided that that would be exactly what he was going to do.

He nodded and in another house, more specifically the Kinomoto residence, Tomoyo had, from the sounds of it, also told Sakura the same thing. For after three seconds, from both houses erupted the same scream.

"WHAT!"

#$&On the way to school&$#

"Why am I even friends with her?" Sakura grumbled as she walked along the pavement trailing after Eriol and Tomoyo. "More importantly, why are we even listening to what they say?" Syaoran continued as he walked alongside Sakura grudgingly. "Because they are our best friends." They chanted monotonously and Sakura groaned.

"Now why am I even talking to YOU?" Sakura shrieked. "YOU talked to me FIRST!" he retorted back at her.

"No, I didn't, I was talking to MYSELF!"

"Yes, you did!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"And to think they were getting along so well just now…" Tomoyo said as she sighed with her camcorder in hand. "I think I shall name this the… 'Sakura and Syaoran's first lovers squabble'!" Tomoyo squealed happily as she gave Eriol a big hug. Syaoran and Sakura stared at her as they sweat dropped. And Tomoyo went skipping off to school, Eriol trying to catch up to her. Sakura and Syaoran could only walk in silence.

#$&In class&$#

"Class, today Miss Hito has again called in sick BUT seeing as you are all old enough, we expect you all to maintain silence." The Principal said as the students nodded. He then proceeded to walk out of the door. And Chiharu and Takashi, as the class monitors, were sent to make sure the Principal was in his office before coming back in.

Two minutes later, Chiharu came back in and mouthed 'Coast Clear'. Then Takashi came back in triumphantly with another lie to tell. "Did you know that in ancient Ireland, whenever the teacher called in sick, all the students would rejoice and go off to stack textbooks until they collapsed in a heap?"

"Then they would pick the textbooks up and rip the pages off with their teeth. After that they would burn the torn pieces of paper and bring them to the Principal's office and knock on the door, and when the Principal opened the door, they would shower him with the burnt paper." Eriol finished.

Syaoran and Sakura listened intently, believing every word they were fed. Tomoyo giggled lightly, and Chiharu shook her head.

"I swear, he's gotten worse after Hiiragizawa joined him in telling lies." She sighed.

Sakura blinked. "You mean he was lying? HHOE!" she screeched.

"I…I knew that!" Syaoran said, looking away from them for a blush was staining his cheeks.

"Hello ma chére, how are you doing today, Sakura-chan? It is such a nice day isn't it? The sky is such a deeeep blue, and the lake is such a nice green, and everything and everyone is greeeen!" Toji announced, flouncing (A/N: As in walking with exaggerated jerky motions.) over to them and directing his last few words pointedly at Syaoran, who grimaced at his choice of words.

(A/N: He's talking about Syaoran being jealous, just in case you didn't know, Toji may be dumb, but he's not THAT dumb! Well okay…maybe he is…heheh)

Sakura blinked, "What did you call me?"

"Oh you mean ma chére? I don't know what that means either! I picked it up from a television series! I don't even know what language it is in!" Toji said with a wave of his hand. Everybody who heard it stared at him strangely and sweat dropped.

"Let's go over to Eriol and Syaoran's house!" Tomoyo squealed suddenly, dragging Sakura along with her unwillingly. Eriol in turn dragged Syaoran along. (A/N: They are acting so much like each other, ne?)

"Au revoir pour maintenant, mon fleur! À demain!" Toji said as he bid them goodbye. This time they didn't look back, nor did they bother to ask him if he knew what he was saying. For they were sure that he wasn't aware of what he was saying anyway.

But that was the only time they thought they were right and turned out to be wrong.

Toji did understand the last statement he had made, after all, he wasn't THAT ignorant. Or was he?

#$&Later at Syaoran and Eriol's house&$#

"Why are we here anyway?" Sakura grumbled, slumping on the couch as she threw her bag down on a random spot. Tomoyo didn't answer, choosing to ignore her and talk to Eriol instead.

DING DONG! The bell rang. (A/N: I would have thought it was rather obvious actually.) Syaoran ran to open the door, if only just to escape the suffocating presence in the living room.

"SYAORAN-KUN!" a mass of females came rushing over and gave him a bone-crushing hug all at once, knocking the wind out of him and causing his face to turn blue from the loss of air. 'Oh no, I don't want to die here! I'm still young, I can't die! But who are these people hugging me?' he thought as rationally as he could.

He had a sinking feeling in his stomach, and the worst thought came to his mind. 'No, no it can't be! But they're back in Hong Kong! Why would they be here?' he thought frantically, panic eating at him.

"SYAORAN-KUN! DID YOU MISS US? WE MISSED YOU! HOW WERE YOU? WE WERE FINE! WE NEVER KNEW YOU CARED!" Four identical voices screamed at him as they let go. Dazedly Syaoran muttered, "So this is what's known as a one-sided conversation,"

"Syaoran! Who's at the—?" said Eriol cheerfully but he never managed to finish asking his question for he was immediately pounced on and he realized who they were. "Fuutie, Fanren, Sheifa, Feimei, Meilin, Nakuru? What are you all doing here? I thought you were in Hong Kong!"

As they slowly released him from their grip, they looked around. Then, Nakuru froze. "Oh my! You've both got yourselves girlfriends!" she screamed, as if wanting the whole neighborhood to know the information she had just acquired.

"Shhh!" Syaoran yelled as he slammed the door shut. "I do not have a girlfriend!" he hissed at Nakuru as she shrugged.

"Are you sure? You looked rather compatible with that girl over there with honey-blonde hair! Don't be shy!"

"I. Hate. That. Person. I. Do. Not. Look. Compatible. With. Her." He said, spelling word by word slowly and carefully.

"And I love you too," Sakura said rolling her eyes and blowing off a few strands of her hair. Syaoran's sisters, however, seemed to have gotten the wrong message and went over to her, making her back off into a corner.

"You love Syaoran?" "That's so sweet!" "Young love!" "You're soo kawaii and pretty! Unlike Syaoran, he's a grouch. When he was a kid he glared at the doctor who was about to take his vaccination. Then he started wailing after he took the jab!" Sakura snickered and Tomoyo laughed along with her.

Syaoran glared at them, seemingly turning redder after every comment his sisters made. "SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" he yelled at the top of his voice, and this time it was certain that the entire neighborhood could hear him.

"If she wasn't your girlfriend you could have just said so Syaoran, you didn't have to yell," Meilin drawled out as she smirked at him. "Yeah, you could have said so otouto-san!" his sisters chirped in unison, it seemed like everyone was on his opposition side. He was left speechless, as to say.

"So who are they, anyway?" Meilin said, staring pointedly at Sakura and Tomoyo.

"This is Eriol's girlfriend, Tomoyo Daidouji, and this is Sakura Kinomoto, her best friend and my worst enemy." Syaoran explained with a bored expression on his face. "So HE's the one with the girlfriend, who would've expected it? Syaoran was always the ladies' man, after all." They mused as Nakuru went over to congratulate her younger cousin.

Meilin's eyes widened at his words. Sakura Kinomoto? Tomoyo Daidouji? Hell, she knew them! "Sakura? Tomoyo? Remember me?" she said, barely able to conceal her excitement.

Tomoyo and Sakura looked at her with a minimal amount of curiosity. 'Do I know anyone with Li in her surname besides Li Syaoran?' Sakura thought as something clicked in her mind. A picture of a young Meilin standing on a swing, her hair tied up in two ponytails appeared in her mind.

"Meilin! I haven't seen you since grade school!" Sakura squealed, encasing Meilin in a big hug. "I can't believe you're related to that guy," she said, jabbing a finger in Syaoran's direction. Tomoyo laughed, saying, "Welcome back Meilin."

"I have a feeling that we are going to have lots of fun here messing with Syaoran, since I'll be attending your school along with him," Meilin said, smirking slyly at Sakura.

"We'll make his life a living hell!" Sakura shrieked, pumping her fist in the air.

"Just in case you didn't know, I'm standing right here. You don't have to discuss me like I'm invisible you know," Syaoran muttered.

"You mean you didn't know you're invisible?" Eriol answered him, glasses flashing suspiciously.

"The whole world is against me," Syaoran said as he sighed.

I'm so so sorry that this chapter was so boring. But I had to introduce Meilin into the story, because…I'm not telling! You'll find out soon. Please R and R! I'll update after I get ten reviews, or if I have inspiration :Grins: Guess I cant quit my habit after all! Please review!

Translations: (Those not in Japanese are French, just in case you didn't know.)

Ma chére - my dear

Au revoir pour maintenant - goodbye for now

Mon fleur - my flower

À demain - until tomorrow

Kawaii – Cute

Otouto-san – Younger brother (I think)