The First Day of School
MegaMan is in bed sleeping. His alarm clock rings. He mumbles and gets out of bed. Protoman comes into the room.
Protoman: Wake up Megadork! You're going to be late for the first day of school.
MegaMan: I'm getting up, I'll be there in a minute Protoman, my mean older brother who...
Protoman: Shut up! There was an introduction so we wouldn't need horrible dialogue like that!
MegaMan: Oh, right, sorry.
MegaMan gets up and decides to wear his armor that he can't remove after 10 minutes of thinking, brushes his non existant teeth, and nearly kills himself trying to comb his non existent hair (combs can resemble spikes).
He goes down to breakfast.
Dr. Light: Hello MegaMan. Hurry up and eat something, the bus is coming in exactly 5 minutes!
(the scene cuts to a school bus going 100 miles per hour through a crowded street.
Bus Driver: Must... reach... MegaMan's... house... (hey, why am I speaking in fragments?) in exactly five minutes!)
MegaMan quickly eats his electricity flavored cereal (which funnily enough isn't meant for robots), says goodbye to Light, and goes to wait for the bus. The bus pulls to a halt right outside his house with pieces of cars and road signs stuck to the front.
MegaMan gets on the bus and sits next to his best friend and next door neighbor (who was already on the bus) Roll.
Roll: Hi MegaMan! Isn't this exciting, our first day of school!
MegaMan: Don't you mean first day of Jr. high?
Roll: No... Anyway, I can't wait! I mean sure, the classes are hard, there's tons of homework, the teachers are robots that look like they were designed for war, and the principal is an evil scientist, but... wait, this isn't good at all...
MegaMan and Roll sit there depressed. The Bus makes another stop a few minutes later at the other house next door to MegaMan's and Bass gets on.
Bass: Hi Megaloser! Today I'm gonna...
MegaMan: Sorry to interupt, but could you stop with the Mega insults, even in a parody they're making me cringe.
Bass: Fine. But today I'm gonna beat you atlast! I'll be better than you!
MegaMan: At what?
Bass:... I'll think of something! My dad's the principal so I'll beat you without even trying!
Bass goes to sit somewhere else. MegaMan sits there depressed, thinking that the principal will hate him. 15 minutes later they arrive at school (which is across the street from MegaMan's house) and they get off the bus. Roll tries to make MegaMan feel better
Roll: Don't worry about what Bass said, he was probably making it up. Wily's mean, but he won't focus on you, that would be too obvious.
A voice comes over the intercom:
Wily: Welcome to MegaMan Jr. High! As principal I would just like to say I am going to be biased towards my son Bass and make MegaMan's school year horrible!
MegaMan looks at the ground and sighs.
Act break.
Act Two:
MegaMan and Roll split up to find their lockers. After going through a spike pit on disapearing platforms and fighting a giant blue robotic wolf MegaMan finds his locker.
MegaMan: What was that combination? 1...0...1...4!
MegaMan unlocks his mega buster and blows off the lock on his locker. He quickly walks back to class (location consistency? What's that?). He enters his home room. The teacher is a large and frightening looking robot.
Teacher: Hello class, my name is ElecMan. I'm going to be your homeroom teacher. I hope to provide a safe and non threatening... a fly! (ElecMan fires a huge bolt of electricity at the wall, killing a fly and making a giant hole in the wall) As I was saying, I'm here to help and support you... WHO'S SCISSORS ARE THOSE? RainbowMan's? You're expelled! (the strangely familiar RainbowMan leaves the classroom) Anyway, here are your course schedules.
ElecMan hands out schedules to the class. MegaMan looks at his schedule.
It reads:
Courses: Whatever KI Simpson feels like throwing in as a plot device.
MegaMan's first course is science with IceMan. MegaMan Leaves the classroom along with everybody else. But in the hall a crashing noise is heard. MegaMan's dog Rush bursts through the wall! Luckily, three teachers killed flies at that moment so no one noticed. Rush speaks to MegaMan:
Rush: RegaMan! Rere's a risis at the abandoned rarehouse! The workers are in ranger!
MegaMan: Then I must rescue them. The world needs a hero! HENSHIN A GO GO! I mean, MEGA POWER ACTIVATE!
MegaMan doesn't change in any way.
MegaMan rushes on Rush to the abandoned warehouse. 15 minutes later he arrives at the warehouse that is (you guessed it!) next door to the school. A giant robot is inside but the workers are no where to be seen.
MegaMan: Where are the workers Rush?
Rush: Rike I said, they're in ranger!
MegaMan: But I can't find them!
Rush: They're in ranger!
MegaMan: Please be more specific!
Rush: They're in ranger!
The giant robot speaks:
Robot: Bow before me, the all powerful, people eating RANGER!
MegaMan: That was terrible...
Act Break
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Act 3:
MegaMan faces Ranger. He is giant, but MegaMan knows he has to defeat him.
MegaMan: Are the workers of this abandoned warehouse still alive?
Ranger: Yes. They will not be digested until the exact second I kill you.
MegaMan: Okay then. Let's fight!
Ranger: WAIT! You didn't check to see if your helmet is on tightly, you could get hurt in this battle to the death!
MegaMan: But my helmet's built into me! It can't come off!
Ranger: That's no excuse! Safety always comes first! You see...
A song starts
Ranger: Safety's important, safety is FUN! Without safety, life there's be NONE! If we weren't safe than what would we BE? I'll tell you the 537 reasons we need safeTY! Reason number 1 is...
MegaMan shoots him in his mouth with a charged up shot. Ranger falls over dead.
MegaMan: YES! I won my first battle! School's over now after that 5 minute encounter, so let's go home and celebrate Rush!
MegaMan flies home on Rush. 5 minutes later he's at his house, which is 500 miles away from the factory (I repeat: What's location consistency?). He goes into his house feeling triumphant, although he can't help but feel he forgot something...
(cut to the fallen Ranger, voices can be heard inside him:
Worker: Help! The only way out is blocked by the floor! HELP!)
MegaMan goes into his living room where Dr. Light is waiting for him. He looks upset
Light: MegaMan, the school just called and said you skipped most of your first day. I'm very disappointed in you.
MegaMan: But Rush came, he said people were in danger! I went to (MegaMan remembers what he forgot to do) rescue them, and I, uh, did...
Light: I know, I sent Rush. I'll only ground you for a week this time, but from now on remember that school takes priority over innocent lives.
MegaMan: Okay Dad...
And so MegaMan's first day of school ends with him learning a valuable lesson. Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of MegaMan Jr. High!