Episode 2: The New Kid MegaMan is in bed. He wakes up. He had a weird dream where he was something called a "Navi". He quickly forgets the dream, atleast it wasn't his recurring one where he's fighting in the future and has some letter after his name. He goes down to breakfast.
Light is down at breakfast talking on the phone.
Light: I'm sorry, but he's grounded... the whole cities in danger... you desperately need my help? Sorry, but I wouldn't be a very good parent if I just made exceptions. Even if there are 8 robots with "Man" in their name.
MegaMan sits down and eats his special electricity cereal made just for robots (con...tin...uity?). He goes outside to catch the bus. He sits next to Roll
MegaMan: So, how was yesterday...
QuickMan: (the bus driver) We're here, everybody out!
MegaMan: But you didn't even start driving!
QuickMan: The school is right across the street! And I have a long drive to the gas station after this! (the gas station is next door to the school)
MegaMan and Roll go into school. Bass confronts them
Bass: I've found something to beat you at! Today there are soccer tryouts!
MegaMan: In the middle of April?
Bass: It's September!
MegaMan: Oh right, what was I thinking... (there are spring dance fliers posted throughout the school)
Bass: Anyway, I'll beat you at it!
MegaMan: I can't even tryout for it, I'm grounded.
Bass:...AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! I painted a soccer uniform on myself for nothing!
Bass walks away angry. MegaMan and Roll head for class. They have 4th period (their first class) gym with GutsMan. The go into the gymnasium.
GutsMan talks to them
GutsMan: Class, LISTEN UP! Today we're playing the ROUGHEST TOUGHEST sport there is! Only REAL MEN can succeed at THIS! If you're a WIMP leave now! It's time for SQUARE DANCING! Partner up!
MegaMan and Roll spend 10 minutes trying to find partners. After that they decide to partner with eachother. They are the only people in the class.
MegaMan and Roll square dance for a few minutes. Then a new student walks in.
New student: Hi, I'm new here.
MegaMan: (to Roll) He'll never fit in with our established cliques.
Roll: MegaMan, it's the second day and you missed most of the first one.
New Student: Hello, my name is... Zero!
MegaMan: Why did you put such an emphasis on your name?
Zero: I dunno.
Act break.
Episode 2 Act 2GutsMan: Well, now that we have three people I guess we can't do this anymore. Class dismissed!
MegaMan and Roll leave class and wander the halls. But suddenly Roll falls down.
Roll: MegaMan, I feel sick!
MegaMan: When did it start?
Roll: The exact second I met Zero!
MegaMan: You can trace the disease to an exact second?
Roll: Yes! But that doesn't matter, get me to the nur/
MegaMan: No, tracing it the exact second isn't possible! Admit you're/
Roll: JUST HELP ME!
MegaMan: But you said somethimng impossible, you know you can't really/
Roll screams and passes out.
MegaMan: I'd better get her to the nurse!
MegaMan drags her to the school nurse, SkullMan.
MegaMan: Roll needs help! She has some kind of disease, it makes her think she can track illness to the exact second!
(Roll regains consciousness for a second and kicks MegaMan)
MegaMan: I mean she felt sick and passed out.
SkullMan: She'll need an injection right away!
SkullMan fills a needle with green liquid from a bottle with a skull on it.
MegaMan: Is that poison?
SkullMan: No, of course not, I just like skulls... A FLY!
He pokes the fly with the syringe and it turns green, makes horrible gasping noises, and falls down dead. MegaMan looks alarmed.
SkullMan: Don't worry, that just happens to samll creatures, on a robot it will just... AN ELEPHANT!
SkullMan sticks an elephant with the syringe and it dies just like the fly.
MegaMan: Well, I guess you're right. I'll get rid of the elephant. (MegaMan flushes the mouse sized elephant down the toilet)
SkullMan gives Roll the injection. She regains consciousness.
Roll: It was terrible! I was trapped in a room and I kept hearing the words "The Zero Virus commands you to become a maverick!".
MegaMan: We must find out who's behind this virus!
Act break.
Act 3MegaMan: Okay Roll, we must solve this mystery! Okay, we know you contacted this after coming into contact with Zero, but NOT THE EXACT SECOND, right?
Roll: Right.
MegaMan: And we know it's called the Zero Virus, right?
Roll: Right.
MegaMan: Then this can only be one thing... FOXDIE! We have to call Rush and go to Shadow Moses!
Roll: But you'll get in trouble if you skip school!
MegaMan: You're right. We'll go right after school.
MegaMan and Roll finish their day at school, which is uneventful except for several kids in their classes coming down with strange diseases, but MegaMan doubts this is linked to the FoxDie problem.
After school MegaMan and Roll fly on Rush to Shadow Moses. They burst into the room where Metal Gear is being held, overturning a box on the way.
MegaMan: Give up Liquid, we know you've been spreading FoxDie at our school!
Liquid: What are you talking about?
MegaMan: You want to take over the world with FoxDie, and the logical place to start is a suburban middle school!
Liquid: You're insane, GET OUT OF HERE!
MegaMan: Then I have no choice! We'll have to fight!
Liquid: I can prove I didn't send FoxDie to your school!
MegaMan: How?
Liquid: I'll give you my word.
MegaMan: That's good enough for me, let's go Roll!
And so MegaMan and Roll leave Shadow Moses. MegaMan is sorry to have wasted time, but atleast he caused no harm.
(cut to a submarine near Shadow Moses.
Campell: Snake? SSSSNNNNNAAAKKKE?)
MegaMan returns home and goes to sleep, still thinking about the mystery. He wakes up the next morning and goes to school and finds it a warzone.
Zero: All will become mavericks, bow before the power of my Zero Wirus!
MegaMan: What a shocking twist!
To be continued.