The Super Intendent
MegaMan wakes up. He goes down to breakfast, eats his battery acid, and goes to school. He realizes it's Saturday and goes home. On Monday he does the same thing and arrives at school.
Roll: Hi MegaMan! There's a big assembly today!
MegaMan: We came to school at the same time, how could you know that when I didn't?
Roll: Bass told me.
MegaMan: But we came to school at the same time as Bass and Zero.
Roll: Zero told Bass.
MegaMan: Oh, okay.
They go to the auditorium. Dr. Wily is at his desk (he ignored everyone's advice and uses his office as an auditorium instead of the cafeteria).
Wily: We were going to have a big assembly today school. But after that budget exhausting last week with Metal Gear and Star Wars cameos I can't afford the planned entertainers, which is just as well since cramming the whole school into this office is a criminal fire hazard.
FireMan: Oh sure, blame me!
Wily: Anyway, we'll be skipping to our super intendent, who is going to make a speech. He's a maverick hunter who had a msyterious illness last weekend after coming in contact with a wireframe orb. Please welcome our super intendent... ClownMan!
ClownMan steps onto the desk, but before he can speak a mysterious firgure appears out of nowhere and cuts ClownMan in half.
Mysterious Figure: I have killed the super intendent, I'm the new one!
Rock Monster: Are you insane? Killing someone doesn't give you their position, it's a felony!
Wily: Actually, he's right. That's what the school constitution says. Myserious figure, why don't you tell us your name?
Figure: My name? Well...
a song starts
Mysterious fig... oh forget it, you know who he is.
Sigma: You can have your Wily! Your eeeeeevvviiiilllll Zero!
My name is Sigma! I supercede them all!
You can have your Copy X. Your Liiiiiifffffffffe Virus.
My name is Sigma! I supercede them all!
One thing I like to do is evily rule, I'm an evil tyrant that's no enigma!
So remember my name, that name is Sigma!
The song is over.
Sigma: Wait, they're not supposed to know I'm evil! D'oh!
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan and Roll go back to class, encountering several bottomless pits that funnily enough are on the second floor.
Roll: MegaMan, we have to do something about our evil super intendant!
MegaMan: Don't be so quick to judge people Roll, we've only known him for a few minutes.
Roll: But he sang a song about how evil he was!
MegaMan: No one here's a saint.
Roll: But he called himself an evil tyrant!
MegaMan: Just because he's an evil tyrant doesn't mean he'll behave evilly or act tyranical.
Roll: MegaMan, what's wrong with you?
MegaMan: Nothing. Sigma hasn't got me under a spell or anything. What gave you a crazy idea like that?
Roll: Nothing. But now you probably are.
MegaMan: That's ridiculous. If I was possessed by Sigma I'd have two red scars across my eyes like he does. Incidentally, how do you like the sunglasses I just started wearing after the assembly?
Roll:... They're um, nice...
MegaMan: Good. Now will you take a drink of this cup with something that isn't the Sigma virus inside?
Roll: oh, of course. (she drinks it) Hmmm... lemona/ OW!
MegaMan injected her with the Sigma virus while she was drinking.
MegaMan: Well, I proved I wasn't a coward by doing what Bass dared me to! Now I have to fight sigma and cure Roll.
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan needs to act fast. Roll could go maverick soon and he can't help but feel partly responsible for her being infected. He rushes to the principals office.
MegaMan: Rock Monster! I need to see the super intendent.
Rock Monster: He left already.
MegaMan: No! Now I'll never catch him!
MegaMan looks out the window and sees Sigma changing a tire.
Sigma: Why did it have to blow out today? I really need to get home! Wait a second... I can teleport!
Sigma vanishes.
MegaMan: No! Now I'll never catch him.
Sigma reapears by his car.
Sigma: Lucky I could teleport to the gas station to get a new tire.
MegaMan: I need to catch him! Rock Monster, can I leave school early?
Rock Monster: Well, Dr. Wily told me to do what he'd do while I was in charge. Would he allow his most hated student to leave early so he could attack Dr. Wily's boss? I guess so. Go ahead.
MegaMan: Thank you!
MegaMan goes outside and confronts Sigma.
MegaMan: You! I infected my best friend with the maverick virus on a dare by stealing from your briefcase and now she could get hurt and it's all your fault!
Sigma: How is that my fault?
MegaMan:... Shut up! I'll defeat you, the new carrier of the maverick virus! You'll regret killing ClownMan and contracting it.
Sigma: I got it last weekend, ClownMan never had it.
MegaMan: But Wily implied ClownMan had it.
Sigma: No he didn't there's more than one illness causing wireframe orb you know.
MegaMan: Either way I'll defeat you to get the antidote.
Sigma: What makes you think I have the antidote?
MegaMan: Plot convenience!
Sigma: Well you're right, I do.
MegaMan: Then I'll fight you for it!
Sigma: Oh just take it, I'm going to miss the opening of American Idol!
Sigma throws a bottle of syrum at MegaMan and drives away. MegaMan rushes to Roll and cures her. The day is saved!
MegaMan: We'll have to be careful from now on, with both Wily and Sigma to deal with.
Roll: Don't worry MegaMan, I'm sure we can face it. I feel completely safe as long as I'm with someone who'll risk my life for a dare.
And so MegaMan saves the day again (although the problem was his fault) and mentally prepares for the inevitable battles ahead of him. Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of MegaMan Jr. High!
Oh right, a moral. Um... (looks for a natural moral from the story. Notices all the trouble MegaMan's dare caused.)
Today's moral is if someone dares you to do something mean or dangerous, do it or you're a coward.