Behind the scenes:
ProtoMan: Why haven't I been in any of the recent episodes? I got two lines in the first one and then you abandoned me! The Rock Monster has a bigger role!
KI: I highly value your input and will keep your comments in mind.
ProtoMan: Really?
KI: No, I'm just saying that to make you go away.
ProtoMan: I want an episode focused around me. If you don't I might have to quit.
KI: Fine, quit. I'll replace you with Bill Cosby.
ProtoMan: No, please that was just a bluff. But can I please be in another episode?
KI: You've been in the background of every episode so far.
ProtoMan: This is text based, there is no background!
KI: Way to blow the illusion.
ProtoMan: Look, just give me an episode centered on me, instead of filling the episodes with cameos and references no one will ever get.
Bender bursts into the room.
Bender: I agree with ProtoMan! This is as unfair as Sunday night football!
KI: Well, for you Bender.
So stay tuned for a ProtoMan centric episode.
ProtoMan's Loyalty
MegaMan was starting to wonder about something.
MegaMan: Will I ever have a real fight? One that I don't win in one attack?
After hours pondering this he started thinking about something else.
MegaMan: Is ProtoMan working with Wily? He's been even meaner to me lately and he has a skull and W symbol engraved on him...
MegaMan ponders this for several more hours.
Roll: MEGAMAN! Will you stop just lying there, for the last four hours you've only spoken two sentences!
MegaMan: I need time to think.
Roll: We're at school! We're three hours late for our next class!
MegaMan: Oh, right.
MegaMan and Roll go to their next class, gym with GutsMan. (hey, I remembered a class'es teacher! I"m teh greetest wr!ter evar!1)
GutsMan: Today we're going to have the 6th and 8th grade compete. It was going to be the 7th and 8th grade, but until next year this school won't have a 7th grade since no main characters are in it. You'll be competing in the TOUGHEST ROUGHEST sport EVER! SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING! The version we use at this school is two students enter a ring and fight each other until one is knocked out.
Roll: How is that synchronized swimming?
GutsMan: I have no idea. Anyway, the only students who will compete today are MegaMan and ProtoMan.
Zero: You dragged two classes here for something that only two students will do?
GutsMan: Of course not. The rest of you can watch!
Zero: Oh, okay.
GutsMan: So now if MegaMan and ProtoMan will enter the enclosed dome that can't be seen through the fight can begin.
MegaMan: What a strange coincidence that this happened right after I mentioned ProtoMan for the first time in several weeks.
GutsMan: Actually, I heard you mention him and did this since I couldn't think of any ideas for today's class. Anyway, the combatants will now enter the dome where no matter what happens nothing will be provable.
MegaMan: Sounds safe.
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan and ProtoMan enter the dome.
ProtoMan: I'm gonna beat you up MegaLoser!
MegaMan: We agreed not to use that ever again.
ProtoMan: How was I supposed to know, you haven't spoken to me in weeks!
MegaMan: I'm not sure. Anyway, fight time.
ProtoMan shoots MegaMan with a low level shot.
MegaMan: OW! That hurt!
ProtoMan: What are you crying about, you've been in three battles already.
MegaMan: But they ended instantly. Aren't you going to sing a song about safety?
ProtoMan: Are you insane?
MegaMan: Fine, then I'll have to fight you.
MegaMan charges up a shot and blasts ProtoMan.
ProtoMan: That didn't hurt at all!
MegaMan: What?
ProtoMan: I meant emotionally. YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!
ProtoMan lunges at MegaMan. Their blind fury leads into a fist fight, although their fists are no where near as strong as their busters. But ProtoMan gets the upper hand and pins MegaMan.
ProtoMan: Now I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago... TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY!
MegaMan: NNNNOOOOOOOO!
MegaMan surges with unknown power. He erupts and knocks ProtoMan through the dome winning the synchronized swimming contest. Then he remembers he doesn't bring lunch money.
GutsMan: What? The winner is MEGAMAN?
GutsMan takes ProtoMan aside.
GutsMan: How could you lose?
ProtoMan: Well, I could have killed him easily, but this was just to knock him out. Wait a second... you weren't planning this as an opportunity for me to kill MegaMan were you?
GutsMan: YOU IDIOT!
Act Break.
Act 3:
GutsMan: Of course I didn't mean for you to kill him! You'd have to be an idiot not to realize that!
Wily walks in.
Wily: YOU IDIOTS! Of course this was an opportunity to kill MegaMan!
GutsMan and ProtoMan: Sorry.
MegaMan overhears the conversation and knows he must from now on be on the look out for ProtoMan. He tells Dr. Lightwhen he gets home from school.
MegaMan: Dad, ProtoMan's working for Wily, if he hadn't been thick he would have killed me today!
Dr. Light: I've known that for months. But he's still your brother and I expect you to get along! Also, you're grounded for snitching.
And so MegaMan learns a valuable lesson once again. Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of MegaMan Jr. High!
Oops, the show ran short. Okay, here's something to take up space:
American History with Tornado Tonion:
Tonion: Hi, I'm Tornado Tonion. I'm going to tell you about the Onion war of 2013.
You see, people weren't apreciating onions enough. This caused chaos. Without onions being sold, society crumbled. People were unable to cry. Onion merchants couldn't provide their 80 share of the national economy. Soon onions became rare. So rare infact that people would fight over the onions they didn't care about or want. Entire supermarkets were divided. Burgers lacked aftertaste. People couldn't cry. It was a crisis for Europe (notices segement name) I mean America. People fought over onions for 3 days.
Then another shipment came in from America. And so the onion war ended. But let it teach you a lesson: never take onions for... wait a second, I'm a tonion! Who cares if people like onions?
Tornado Tonion storms off.